lmao. it's real out here in these skreets.
like i said. work in progress. im looking for some surreal shyt for the middle of my set.
what about me?i'm just joking. these nikkas ain't all that funny.
what about me?
Ughh can't you just look at previous threads that posted in?say sumn funny breh. do you do stand up and shyt like that? being funny over text and onstage are 2 very different worlds.
Ughh can't you just look at previous threads that posted in?
I think you're quite funny!
yo, las vegas neighborhoods are absolutely crazy. even the bugs are about that life. i was walking down the street and i saw a cockraoch on his hind legs, posted up. turns out he was pushing man. i was like “hey wussup? what it do?” he said “i got that work, breh. you looking for, huh? raid? got that fly paper on deck, my nikka. take a hit of this ‘off’ right here. free sample, bruh bruh”. i was like wtf?!!! it was piff tho.
so i inquire more about his hustle and it turns out that this nikka got friends that were pest pushers as well. he said his partner in crime was a mouse. i axed where he was at. he said “dafuq you think nikka? he’s in the trap!”. it turns out he was a real factor out here. they was selling bug p*ssy out of the roach motel. i’m not gonna lie. i took a walk with him to see what the goods looked like. he did not disappoint. you should have seen the thorax on some of these hoes. i would have taken advantage but some of these chicks looked a little dangerous. i wasn't about to fukk with no black widows, broz.
work in progress. just a random thing i started a couple of hours ago so i left out smileys. what y'all think?
I've seen someone steal my joke about Rob Ford being the real life Mayor Quimby and use it in another thread. All those daps were rightfully mine.
I hope your act flops. If your stealing jokes, your whack in the first place, Carlos Mencia ass nikka.
(oh that was kinda funny I'll steal that too Ho Ho Ho.) Smh
nikkas need to take advantage of the quote feature on here. smh.
but people are gonna steal jokes. that's how it goes. not me tho.
if i find out im doing someone else's material, even accidentally, i cut it out. i don't want that as part of my reputation.
referencing a dirty politician and saying he is similar to a character from one of most long running and popular tv shows isn't exactly "unique." 2 people could easily come to that comparison on their own accord.That I can respect. Being a comedian is just being observant. Drawing conclusions and comparisons from YOUR UNIQUE point of view. That's my 2cent advice, good luck in your endeavors.
referencing a dirty politician and saying he is similar to a character from one of most long running and popular tv shows isn't exactly "unique." 2 people could easily come to that comparison on their own accord.
you're a dummy, you arent going to explain cause you CANTBut I did it first, to my knowledge. Yeah, I'm a hipster.
But if it's getting stolen, that means it's good enough. I'm not going to address how I was talking about an overall principle vs one specific example. If you can't differentiate I'm not going to explain.
yo, las vegas neighborhoods are absolutely crazy. even the bugs are about that life. i was walking down the street and i saw a cockraoch on his hind legs, posted up. turns out he was pushing man. i was like “hey wussup? what it do?” he said “i got that work, breh. you looking for, huh? raid? got that fly paper on deck, my nikka. take a hit of this ‘off’ right here. free sample, bruh bruh”. i was like wtf?!!! it was piff tho.
so i inquire more about his hustle and it turns out that this nikka got friends that were pest pushers as well. he said his partner in crime was a mouse. i axed where he was at. he said “dafuq you think nikka? he’s in the trap!”. it turns out he was a real factor out here. they was selling bug p*ssy out of the roach motel. i’m not gonna lie. i took a walk with him to see what the goods looked like. he did not disappoint. you should have seen the thorax on some of these hoes. i would have taken advantage but some of these chicks looked a little dangerous. i wasn't about to fukk with no black widows, broz.
work in progress. just a random thing i started a couple of hours ago so i left out smileys. what y'all think?