roommate is masturbating loudly and doesn't even know im home

[lotteryplaya]

Grampa Simpson gif is perfect since your roommate is his age

 

[Brock Landers]

He knows you're there breh he's just trying to establish dominance and reaffirm that he's the alpha male under that roof Breh all comfortable and shyt beatboxing, yawning and shyt

You need to be up there grunting while he grunts too breh you need to be OUT GRUNTING THAT MAN BET that shyt stop with the quickness too.

 

[ChiefQueen]

reaching. hard financial times call for hard measures.

So, you're selling boy bussy for rent?

 

[concise]

OP, take your ass back home with mom & pops. Living with old cacs is not the wave.

OP is smart not to say something to his old ass cac 54 roommate cause if he said it something then that cac probably would have murdered him in sleep. Remember the cac father and cac son found the pics of his father and his father murdered him. OP better GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE THAT CAC PLACE NO MATTER WHAT

Yup. OP was probably running from that regular L and walked into a colossal, life-threatening L.

Go back home, @BlackBeast

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

He masturbates while beat boxing to his dogs?

Other worldly shyt here man

It reads like a @SkiHatDaGawd post

 

[Paradise50]

live with a 54 year old cac, brehs.

literally the first thing that crossed my mind

 

[T.he I.nformant]

Thread is wild hilarious. I think OP meant for that "54-year-old" to be a throwaway, filler type of comment.

 

[Perfectson]

So apparently the dog was used to this

I use to smash this thick Sicilian chic, Milky was her name lol.

She had a huge pit bull, I'm mean a monster ...she would have his ass in the room. And I couldn't say no to the smash, I'm getting her from the back and this fukker starts licking my calf ...I stop she turns around and tells the dog no, go to the corner and the dog is looking at her . I'm still in her and she bent over the bed chatting up the dog. Just an awkward position all together

 

[CookisaCac]

this story was definitely made up for attention, he knew this would happen

 

[Malik1time]

live with a 54 year old cac, brehs.

 

[egsteel]

You live with a 54 yr old white man tho?

The fukking sheep gif is killin me.

You know this roommate ain't washing his hands before he touches door knobs. This guy's semen is glazed over every surface. Better get yourself tested.

 

[Ribbs]

What's the housing market like where OP lives? This sounds like a sitcom pairing.

Lowkey found traits I've made during a session

Spoiler

I clipped my toenails once waiting for something to happen. I listen to it on max at times too. Ate a salad because the scene was boring and the another video was starting up.

Spoiler

I may need to make a thread "Weird things you've done during a session"

You going to walk out and he going to be on some

The dude is crazy, move out!

KEVIN!

 

[Theolodius_Black]

This terrified ass nikka sitting in his room like

At everything Albert Delano over there doing

 

[Cabbage Patch]

Stop calling cacs nikkas.

OP is a 4Klan troll.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

If he takes your advice their house is going to be sounding like
24/7
Gonna have their neighbours like

I'm crying real fukking tears!

This shyt is a classic!!