Hes going to try to have sex with you tonight?
roommate is masturbating loudly and doesn't even know im home
- Thread starter Dont@Me
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Come out likewhat the fukk yo. I am usually at work before he is even in bed, but i took today off. So far, he:
-yawned obnoxiously loud 3 times within 10 minutes
-has been talking to his dogs making absolutely no sense
-did some cac beatbox type shyt that was horrendous (the nikka is 54 years old btw)
and the worst of all....
-masturbated with the volume seemingly on max. The nikka even grunted a few times
I don't think he knows i'm here and sees my car outside. I'm afraid to even come out my room now because I even feel embarrassed FOR him. Should I just leave and act like it never happened?
Or
u nastyEither or
But def dont stay in your room like a bytch
Y'all living in sin.
OP roomate out here.
the op in here talking about his dad54 year old "roommate"? Do you mean your parents breh
the original thread title was "My dad wont stop masturbating brehs what should I do
"
I AM WE ARE
Banned
i never left mothafukka
reaching. hard financial times call for hard measures.
thats how you wanna word your response bruh?how many times has this happened?
cause he's doing it on purpose
fukk it op,show him you aint no bytch,next time he john cena knuckle shuffles, you gotta battle him and beat yo shyt louder
you have to establish dominance
It is a mystery
Tory Lanez Stan
If he takes your advice their house is going to be sounding like
how many times has this happened?
cause he's doing it on purpose
fukk it op,show him you aint no bytch,next time he john cena knuckle shuffles, you gotta battle him and beat yo shyt louder
you have to establish dominance
24/7
Gonna have their neighbours like
I AM WE ARE
Banned
If he takes your advice their house is going to be sounding like
24/7
Gonna have their neighbours like
more like it lol
if your sugar daddy goes lexington steele you gotta go wesley pipes
he beat boxes you gotta go doug e fresh
if his tv is on max you gotta face your shyt towards the wall and hook up extra speakers
DOMINANCE!
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-did some cac beatbox type shyt that was horrendous (the nikka is 54 years old btw
Why you livin with a 54 year old cac?
I am actually picturing the
Jordan saying that shyt, while 
Jordan responds "I gotta hear this shyt"
OP, take your ass back home with mom & pops. Living with old cacs is not the wave.
Rigby.
The #1 Rated Mixtape of all Time
In college and my roommate's a fukkin shut-in fakkit....I wish he locked the door because he was beatin his dikk, the fukkin loser just locks the door so I gotta take my key out my bookbag and unlock it 
not as bad as your situation OP, but its close
not as bad as your situation OP, but its close
OP is smart not to say something to his old ass cac 54 roommate cause if he said it something then that cac probably would have murdered him in sleep. Remember the cac father and cac son found the pics of his father and his father murdered him. OP better GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE THAT CAC PLACE NO MATTER WHAT
StickStickly
Superstar
Yeah, turn on some porn to an equally loud level
I have before. shyt, life when your broke sucks ass. Thank goodness those days are overWho lives with a roommate past the age of 30 (35 max)? But, 54? He doesn't have a wife or any children?
....
Be 54 and have a roommate, brehs. Lsss
