roommate is masturbating loudly and doesn't even know im home

[Concerned Citizen]

Bruh wtf you doing living with a 54 year old man? You pay rent OP or are you getting the "hook up" This sounds like some fetish Craigslist shyt right here. Lol @ you thinking he didn't know you were home

 

[lightbearerchef]

Penitentary rules in effect!

 

[raw613]

That guy from the bus story in that Chapelle stand up finally found a place to live lol

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Tell the bytch to get s boyfriend

 

[Jasmine20]

'Blackbeast' is probably the pet name his cac master gave him

Be a sex slave and post on the coli to maintain ya sanity brehs

Yooo these comments in here got me dying laughing lmaoo.

But y'all in here acting like y'all never heard of people having roommates. Maybe Op lives in a city where it's very expensive. So he has to do what he have to do to survive or save money.

 

[Stacks]

Mortimer

 

[hostsamurai]

it's like he's disgusted at the fact that the smiley alone wasn't enough to show his disgust

 

[BrandonBanks]

Gay

 

[hostsamurai]

Yooo these comments in here got me dying laughing lmaoo.

But y'all in here acting like y'all never heard of people having roommates. Maybe Op lives in a city where it's very expensive. So he has to do what he have to do to survive or save money.

How you >50 and not have covert, jerk off, black-ops instincts?

I'm fairly certain there's some sort of scheme in the UK whereby students get to live with some old farts rent free but they have to help them out and live according to some set of rules no doubt.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

live with a 54 year old cac, brehs.

This and the sheep gif win the thread. Almost 500 daps off the classic ", brehs" template.

 

[Roland Coltrane]

thats how you wanna word your response bruh?



how many times has this happened?
cause he's doing it on purpose


fukk it op,show him you aint no bytch,next time he john cena knuckle shuffles, you gotta battle him and beat yo shyt louder
you have to establish dominance

 

[Malik1time]

You going to walk out and he going to be on some

The dude is crazy, move out!

that gif is creepy

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

So has it been explained why dude living with William H Macy

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

tell your dad to cut it out

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I use to smash this thick Sicilian chic, Milky was her name lol.

She had a huge pit bull, I'm mean a monster ...she would have his ass in the room. And I couldn't say no to the smash, I'm getting her from the back and this fukker starts licking my calf ...I stop she turns around and tells the dog no, go to the corner and the dog is looking at her . I'm still in her and she bent over the bed chatting up the dog. Just an awkward position all together

Yeah she fukks dudes in front of Monster on the regular.