Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I'm not a demon but I'm guessing it'd be hard to give an exact play by play as you'd adapt as you go along but it's all in her post. The general game plan would be to play on the particular insecurities she kindly shared in a positive way to build her confidence but don't cross the line into simping and let her know from jump that you're the catch.

You'd drop subliminals along the way to praise then knock her confidence, letting her know you're dropping your standards , then gradually make her more insecure about her fatass and brainwash her into thinking she will never do better than you.

These are the games a demon might play if it were bored and wanted to make smashing and running from thots slightly more fun

Girl in OP is not bad looking though and there's no need to do all a that. Judging from her profile, as long as you look decent and have slight charm you'd smash first night like most the guys before you

I wanna be demonic breh

 

[Denzel_Saucegton]

Aww they say uhh..
.. a black man is a pimp
Well let me tell you the biggest pimp
on planet motherfukkin Earth, is her momma
It's her MOMMA that told her,
"Get a man that got a good job gurl!
Make sure he got a good car gurl!
Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl!"
What happened to just fallin in love with a nikka with a bus pass --
-- just cause you love the nikka?
But +I'm+ the pimp motherfukker!
I gotta be the player!

Biggest hoes, on planet Earth..
.. are walkin through the motherfukkin neighborhood
You KNEW when you got with the nikka he already had a woman
You knew he already had a family
but you fukked him anyway!!!
And then when you thought you gon' lose the nikka
you went and got pregant - didn't you bytch, DIDN'T YOU!!
THE OL' KEEP A nikka BABY
And then when the nikka ain't around, what do you tell the child?
"Aww that nikka ain't shyt, that's why yo' daddy ain't here;
cause that nikka ain't shyt."
How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth
that yo' momma, you was a hoe!
TELL THE KID!
Momma was a hoe, I was weekend p*ssy
I had you to keep the nikka, it didn't work out
that's why he ain't here - but he a good nikka
cause he take care of his REAL family
I was just a dumb bytch, tryin to keep, a nikka that I wanted

let the church say amen. http://www.troll.me/images/preacher/that-nikka-preaching.jpg

 

[Oceanicpuppy]

People see my pictures and just see another pretty face but I'm different.
Some may call me awkward or weird but 0 Fxcks are given.
Im a young mother out here doing whatever i see fit for my family to have every hope, want or desire met..

PS::
Can people please stop asking if im a catfish because i am 100% REAL, i promise lol



Ugly chicks pretending to have pretty girl problems.I noticing this a lot with below and average looking women.

Is this suppose to trick men into thinking guys think she's beautiful?

There is no such thing as an ugly woman.
She probably got about 20 dudes in her inbox and 5 of them are taking her seriously.

 

[Liquid]

profiles are unnecessary, 99% of the time you make your decision based on pictures.

all these dating sites are doing it wrong

 

[Tropical Fantasy]

damn some of these POF girls in my area are cute as fukk

 

[AAKing23]

The entitlement of these hoes

 

[iBrowse]

She no church girl

this the girl i know...animal print and all

 

[Entropy Fan]

here we gooooooooooo

Just on here to see if there's any interesting men worth meeting. Not looking for anything in particular, however would like to meet someone who is motivated and independent .Someone who is loving and caring and likes to spend quality time with his woman. Please don't waste my time if you're jobless and still living at your parents. That will NOT get a reply.

I am very independent and busy. I have a 4 year old son and work 2 jobs, but when I'm not working and not chasing my son around, I like to try new things. Looking for someone to keep me company and share memories with!

P.s. I will NOT respond to "hi", "hello", "what's up" etc. Please be a little more creative than that and show some interest.

Gassing up a heifer like this should be punishable crime. 30 years ago, she would have bought cats and threw in the towel

 

[Cabbage Patch]

Intent
momma1717 Wants to find someone to marry


As you can tell I am expecting a baby boy this October I am also hoping to attend collage for youth justice work. I'm very driven and know what I want in life. I can get all dressed up and pretty and I can also go mudding and fishing! If you want to know more just message me

Why not marry the mother fukker who impregnated you?

Why are there so many single mothers out there?

 

[WhodatWhoadi]

Women always want you to "accept"
accept my fatness
accept my attitude
accept my b*stards

but they won't accept you being 5'6
they won't accept you taking the bus
they won't accept you wanting sex

REAL TALK.

I browse POF and just smh on some "no wonder youre single"

Women do it to themselves...with the dumb shyt they put in their profile..No man reads that and goes "WHOA! I want to wife that"

its more likeor easy thot..one night stand status.

 

[WhodatWhoadi]

see this all the time

People see my pictures and just see another pretty face but I'm different.
Some may call me awkward or weird but 0 Fxcks are given.
Im a young mother out here doing whatever i see fit for my family to have every hope, want or desire met..

PS::
Can people please stop asking if im a catfish because i am 100% REAL, i promise lol



Ugly chicks pretending to have pretty girl problems.I noticing this a lot with below and average looking women.

Is this suppose to trick men into thinking guys think she's beautiful?

 

[Stuntone]

About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Washington, District Of Columbia

 

[GunRanger]

@Willstyles

What's wrong with her?

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

That nose tho

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

I wanna be demonic breh