Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[The Goodz]

after seeing Nas taught me her whole profile and what follows after is straight

 

[luckyse7enz]

Dating Social Media/Twitter: Why a lot of Coli men generalize when they shyt on a good number of women
Twitter/Dating Social Media: Why a good number of women generalize when they shyt on The Coli

 

[old_timer]

Non-smoker with Average body type
23 year old Woman
Wants a relationship
Education- High School
Personality- Daredevil
Profession- babysitter
Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single
Do you have a car? N/A
Do you have children? Yes

About
im 23 w 3 kids looking for the right guy to eventually settle down w

dont come at me with bullsh*ti dont got time for haters if all you about iz talkin sh*tdont even hmu

First Date
neva had one

[I am not going to post it here, but she uploaded a picture of her three kids and they are obviously from at least two different fathers.]

 

[concise]

I thought this was an analysis thread?

 

[Mowgli]

They always looking for a relationship but will settle for some bbc

 

[Mowgli]

Non-smoker with Average body type
23 year old Woman
Wants a relationship
Education- High School
Personality- Daredevil
Profession- babysitter
Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single
Do you have a car? N/A
Do you have children? Yes

About
im 23 w 3 kids looking for the right guy to eventually settle down w

dont come at me with bullsh*ti dont got time for haters if all you about iz talkin sh*tdont even hmu

First Date
neva had one

[I am not going to post it here, but she uploaded a picture of her three kids and they are obviously from at least two different fathers.]

These days when a woman is wearing safety goggles as glasses she's down to be used

 

[MightyHealthy]

profiles are unnecessary, 99% of the time you make your decision based on pictures.

all these dating sites are doingt it wrong

Shoutout to Tinder

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

This is literally the first profile I clicked on when I went to pof today, I think she suffers from dwarfism

I mean she's a pawg

I'm a single mother of 4 kids( 3teenagers and an infant) so if that's an issue pass me by. I work, have my own place and vehicle. Not here for a quick fling so don't even try.
I want to find someone to settle down with and one day marry, I'm not getting any younger. I've never been married and I'll only marry once. I don't believe in divorce either. If we are married it is for life through thick n thin, for better or worse
I have self respect and honor and I will not change that.
I like sports, horseback riding, camping, shopping, atving, cage fighting, comedy shows, movies etc...
I'm a big NINER fan so if you can't handle that idk what to tell you.
I'm also a country girl at heart so if you can't handle country music that could be a deal breaker, but I do listen to all kinds of other music
Here to chat. If you are bored like me, say hi

 

[www.THUG.com]

This entire thread is hilarious!

I bet some of you are serial messaging some of these nutcases from POF that are posted. Yall believed that they would have low standards but they turned you down, now you're taking your revenge on them with your Coli brehs. Rejection hurts.

 

[Liquid]

Shoutout to Tinder

Tinder has a nice gimmick, but its not really natural.

I've got a better solution

 

[MikelArteta]

Just search for overweight and has children.

The hope these brehettes have could move mountains

 

[satam55]

Intent
momma1717 Wants to find someone to marry


As you can tell I am expecting a baby boy this October I am also hoping to attend collage for youth justice work. I'm very driven and know what I want in life. I can get all dressed up and pretty and I can also go mudding and fishing! If you want to know more just message me

 

[Cabbage Patch]

This is literally the first profile I clicked on when I went to pof today, I think she suffers from dwarfism

I mean she's a pawg

I'm a single mother of 4 kids( 3teenagers and an infant) so if that's an issue pass me by. I work, have my own place and vehicle. Not here for a quick fling so don't even try.
I want to find someone to settle down with and one day marry, I'm not getting any younger. I've never been married and I'll only marry once. I don't believe in divorce either. If we are married it is for life through thick n thin, for better or worse
I have self respect and honor and I will not change that.
I like sports, horseback riding, camping, shopping, atving, cage fighting, comedy shows, movies etc...
I'm a big NINER fan so if you can't handle that idk what to tell you.
I'm also a country girl at heart so if you can't handle country music that could be a deal breaker, but I do listen to all kinds of other music
Here to chat. If you are bored like me, say hi

I'm noticing, all of the 'I have a million kids by different men but I'm seeking a simp to take it all on' profiles are by white women, not women of color.

As for her having her own place and vehicle, with four kids -- one of whom is just an infant -- she doesn't look like the type who has her own business or is making that CISCO certs money, so it must be the dudes who were stupid enough to impregnate her who are funding her lifestyle, her car note, her house (that, or a rich relative died and left her property, which is what happens with a lot of CACs who state they own something without mentioning they did nothing to actually own it except be born). No child support, no relatives, no ability to afford any of that shyt.

Then there's the obvious dwarfism. Is she collecting social security checks on top of everything else for her disability?

Four kids while disabled, and she wants to insinuate about biological clocks. Ho, please.

But back to white women having kids by a million different men, but seeking marriage -- and getting it: why is that working for them, but not for women of color? Why are women of color clowned and clucked at for raising b*stards, but white women are doing the exact same thing?

 

[King Poetic]

[E="Cabbage Patch, post: 10088334, member: 15896"]Why not marry the mother fukker who impregnated you?

Why are there so many single mothers out there?[/QUOTE]

Because the dude probably was a one night stand she met at the club or hell off of POF

 

[skeetsinternal]

I thought this was an analysis thread?

I thought so too