Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[RealAssanova]

She no church girl

this the girl i know...animal print and all

dis bytch got me harder then a muhfukka.

i kno....i just fukkin knoooo....she'd suck da soul right outta my d!ck.

 

[Just like bruddas]

She no church girl

this the girl i know...animal print and all

@Willstyles

 

[Black]

 

[Marezzy]

I bet her profile say "don't message her to fukk"

 

[Black]

I bet her profile say "don't message her to fukk"

I can't even find it again but it said "hit me up if you wanna hookup or party"

 

[blockburna420]

I bet her profile say "don't message her to fukk"

That's a God Damn prostitute

 

[Black]

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

I'd let her suck me

 

[Marezzy]

I can't even find it again but it said "hit me up if you wanna hookup or party"

Naw bruh hitting her up means I don't love myself. fukking her would make a nikka go back to college and get two jobs just so I never feel that low again.

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

@Willstyles

Somethin wrong wit dat bish ain't it?

 

[skeetsinternal]

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Aww they say uhh..
.. a black man is a pimp
Well let me tell you the biggest pimp
on planet motherfukkin Earth, is her momma
It's her MOMMA that told her,
"Get a man that got a good job gurl!
Make sure he got a good car gurl!
Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl!"
What happened to just fallin in love with a nikka with a bus pass --
-- just cause you love the nikka?
But +I'm+ the pimp motherfukker!
I gotta be the player!

Biggest hoes, on planet Earth..
.. are walkin through the motherfukkin neighborhood
You KNEW when you got with the nikka he already had a woman
You knew he already had a family
but you fukked him anyway!!!
And then when you thought you gon' lose the nikka
you went and got pregant - didn't you bytch, DIDN'T YOU!!
THE OL' KEEP A nikka BABY
And then when the nikka ain't around, what do you tell the child?
"Aww that nikka ain't shyt, that's why yo' daddy ain't here;
cause that nikka ain't shyt."
How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth
that yo' momma, you was a hoe!
TELL THE KID!
Momma was a hoe, I was weekend p*ssy
I had you to keep the nikka, it didn't work out
that's why he ain't here - but he a good nikka
cause he take care of his REAL family
I was just a dumb bytch, tryin to keep, a nikka that I wanted

Eddie Griffin (underrated)

 

[Swirv]

All them pof women are nuts in my book

 

[Pdiddy]

USERNAME: longlegg69

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

I love this thread