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bytch been fukkin since juiceboxes and free lunch :dahell:


How is this even possible :mindblown: When the fukk was the downtime between kids.....
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9 mos. x 6kids = 54 mos. = 4.5 years, after factoring in a POSSIBLE minimum of 3, 4 months between each kid, that's another 2 years so ummmm
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still hillarious:laff:
 

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People see my pictures and just see another pretty face but I'm different.
Some may call me awkward or weird but 0 Fxcks are given.
Im a young mother out here doing whatever i see fit for my family to have every hope, want or desire met..

PS::
Can people please stop asking if im a catfish because i am 100% REAL, i promise lol


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Ugly chicks pretending to have pretty girl problems.I noticing this a lot with below and average looking women.

Is this suppose to trick men into thinking guys think she's beautiful?

True, but there are a lot of desperate ass fools out there that boost these below and average looking women's heads up. I remember when these types of bytches were happy if a guy said hi to them. Social media fukked a lot of shyt up .
 

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About India
WELL I DID PORN FROM 98 TO 05 AND IM DONE WITH THAT PART OF MY LIFE AND NOW I DO MUSIC AND MODEL I BEEN DOING MUSIC SINCE I WAS 14 I WAS I A GROUP CALLED HARMONY INNOCENTS AND I OWN MY OWN COMPANY NAMED BLACKWIDOW ENT WHICH I STARTED IN 05 AND I ALSO MODEL I BEEN MODELING EVERY SINCE I WAS 15 BUT I PUT EVERYTHING ON HOLD UNTIL I FINISHED COLLEGE I GOT MY PHD IN AFRICAN AMERICAN STUDIES


IM HARD HEADED,STUBBORN,BLUNT,SOME WHAT EVIL AND VERY GOOFY AND IM ALSO,A VERY HAPPY,BRIGHT,OPEN MINDED PERSON

IM FROM LA COMPTON I LIVE IN ATL AND NYC I JUST MOVED TO NYC IN MARCH

IM HEAVILY MIXED...IM BLACK INDIAN BRAZILIAN RICAN ASIAN FRENCH AND JAMAICAN

I LOVE ALL RACES SO IF YOU LOOK GOOD AND CAN HOLD A GREAT CONVO HIT ME UP LOL

MY NAME IS INDIA...YOU PRONOUNCE IT EN DAY AH

IM NOT ON HERE EVERYDAY SO DON'T KEEP ON SENDING ME MSG'S LIKE EVERY 30 SECONDS IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BUT I WILL TRY MY HARDEST TO GET BACK TO YOU I GET LIKE 100 NEW MSGS A DAY SO BARE WITH ME XOXO

IM SMART and can hold a good conversation BUT.....I DO HAVE SOME HOOD IN ME....I JUST DONT WEAR MY HOOD ON MY SLEEVE LOL

I DONT DO BOYS AN I DONT DO TOYS

OK I DONT DO FATTIES....IT MAY SOUND RUDE BUT IM A STRAIGHT UP PERSON...I DO BUILT/THICK BUT I DONT DO GUTS....JUST MY STANDARDS XOXO!

I DONT LIKE NAME DROPPERS! AT ALL

First Date
DEPENDS ON THE GUY LOL OK LET ME CLEAR THE AIR FOR MOST OF YOU GUYS...NO IM NOT LOOKING TO MEET YOU AND **** YOU......SO IF YOU LOOKING FOR THAT DONT EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME WITH A MSG XOXO



I kid you not :snoop:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=37771899
 

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Im looking for a sugar daddy If you can't be that don't hit me up!I Just want to live life easy I just want a daddy to take goood care of me, like going on shopping sprees, buying me a nice CAR, going on dinner and movie date's I just wanna be treated like a princess and NEVER hear the word "no" again.. (:


Damn.... just damn :laff::laff:

:beli: I swear some of these broads lost their mind. It's the most broke chicks on the planet with the greatest expectations. Crazy thing about 80% of the chicks in Miami have this kind of mentality. These lame fools be caking. So I guess we have to be harder on these lame dudes.:troll:
 

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NikkiD17: Love a White Man in Uniform NO BLACK MEN

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So update Septe 2014 hi I'm Nikki and I have a daughter her name is Zariah, she's 7 months old and I live in Tucson but I'm moving to Biloxi in December. It would be nice to have someone show me around town. Ummm about me. I love love my music. Music keeps me going. I grew up in Germany. I've lived in 22 different places. (,Yes I'm an Army brat) Ja ich kann deutsch. Ich spreche mit meine Töchter jeden Tag. I love to cook even went to school for it. I love children. I wanna finish my degree. I hope I can start up school again next year. I do game sometimes. I'm a PlayStation gal. I play tennis softball , love to travel and explore:smile:. I can be super spontaneous but I'm pretty chill and laid back. My daughter will always come first. I'm not looking for sex.looking for a real LTR. Please have good grammar and I only
date white men. Sorry just my preference :smile:. You can also kik me at Dani129417

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:beli: Yo seriously. I don't care if people date inter racially at all, but this chick hella brain washed. In all honesty, she probably had it bad from black men. I mean I know wouldn't give this Yaphet Kotto look a like no chance to holla. :scusthov::rudy::cape:
 

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About India
WELL I DID PORN FROM 98 TO 05 AND IM DONE WITH THAT PART OF MY LIFE AND NOW I DO MUSIC AND MODEL I BEEN DOING MUSIC SINCE I WAS 14 I WAS I A GROUP CALLED HARMONY INNOCENTS AND I OWN MY OWN COMPANY NAMED BLACKWIDOW ENT WHICH I STARTED IN 05 AND I ALSO MODEL I BEEN MODELING EVERY SINCE I WAS 15 BUT I PUT EVERYTHING ON HOLD UNTIL I FINISHED COLLEGE I GOT MY PHD IN AFRICAN AMERICAN STUDIES


IM HARD HEADED,STUBBORN,BLUNT,SOME WHAT EVIL AND VERY GOOFY AND IM ALSO,A VERY HAPPY,BRIGHT,OPEN MINDED PERSON

IM FROM LA COMPTON I LIVE IN ATL AND NYC I JUST MOVED TO NYC IN MARCH

IM HEAVILY MIXED...IM BLACK INDIAN BRAZILIAN RICAN ASIAN FRENCH AND JAMAICAN

I LOVE ALL RACES SO IF YOU LOOK GOOD AND CAN HOLD A GREAT CONVO HIT ME UP LOL

MY NAME IS INDIA...YOU PRONOUNCE IT EN DAY AH

IM NOT ON HERE EVERYDAY SO DON'T KEEP ON SENDING ME MSG'S LIKE EVERY 30 SECONDS IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BUT I WILL TRY MY HARDEST TO GET BACK TO YOU I GET LIKE 100 NEW MSGS A DAY SO BARE WITH ME XOXO

IM SMART and can hold a good conversation BUT.....I DO HAVE SOME HOOD IN ME....I JUST DONT WEAR MY HOOD ON MY SLEEVE LOL

I DONT DO BOYS AN I DONT DO TOYS

OK I DONT DO FATTIES....IT MAY SOUND RUDE BUT IM A STRAIGHT UP PERSON...I DO BUILT/THICK BUT I DONT DO GUTS....JUST MY STANDARDS XOXO!

I DONT LIKE NAME DROPPERS! AT ALL

First Date
DEPENDS ON THE GUY LOL OK LET ME CLEAR THE AIR FOR MOST OF YOU GUYS...NO IM NOT LOOKING TO MEET YOU AND **** YOU......SO IF YOU LOOKING FOR THAT DONT EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME WITH A MSG XOXO



I kid you not :snoop:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=37771899

this shyt is incredible
 

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this gotta be a troll profile ....which one of you nikkaz is this

Dontjudgeme_215: Lace fronts were created by the Devil....

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Interests
Ships Cars Things that blow up
Marshmallows Football Bowling
Curling Apple products Scotch
Brandy the alcohol and the girl with the big ass head

About Me
I enjoy painting pictures of nude females laying on a bearskin rug by a fireside......they sometimes come out looking like stick figures drawn by a blind 3 yr old with a broken pencil but after 5 glasses of scotch does it really matter??
I also enjoy shark wrestling and watching the 17 Fast and Furious movies over and over RIP Paul Walker!...... I'm joking btw lol

First Date
I say we start with some soft Luther Vandross playing loudly from my car as I pull up to your house to come get you, I do 3 spins and press the doorbell and there u appear, we go for a night of fine dining at Red Lobster and I tell you go head honey splurge!! Get the Ultimate feast and as many cheddar biscuits you want!! Then after dinner we electric slide back to my car and we go for a delightful walk along Kelly Dr where I point out all the spots that cars have gone careening into the river! Then I end the night with a kiss on the forehead and tell you which bus to take home!

the part of about taking bytches on kelly drive to show them where cars have gone into the SchoolKill River has me dying
 

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Ive come to realize that no matter how bad a bytch looks, she might not have 2 nickels to rub together, and the p*ssy smells like dumpstertruck juice, there will always be some simp willing to fukk. ALWAYS. Reverse the roles, a broke, ugly funky nikka can barely buy a piece of ass. One of my associates has a friend with EIGHT kids. She works at Wendys. Ugly as fukk, no ass, hips or titties. She pregnant right now with #9. nikkas not only fukking, but running raw. Dudes will literally fukk anything.......and simp. Its funny how we laughing at these bad bodied women for their demands and delusions, but i bet u its a desperate simp somewhere trying to fulfill them

:dead::deadmanny::deadrose: I'm done. LOL
 

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About India
WELL I DID PORN FROM 98 TO 05 AND IM DONE WITH THAT PART OF MY LIFE AND NOW I DO MUSIC AND MODEL I BEEN DOING MUSIC SINCE I WAS 14 I WAS I A GROUP CALLED HARMONY INNOCENTS AND I OWN MY OWN COMPANY NAMED BLACKWIDOW ENT WHICH I STARTED IN 05 AND I ALSO MODEL I BEEN MODELING EVERY SINCE I WAS 15 BUT I PUT EVERYTHING ON HOLD UNTIL I FINISHED COLLEGE I GOT MY PHD IN AFRICAN AMERICAN STUDIES


IM HARD HEADED,STUBBORN,BLUNT,SOME WHAT EVIL AND VERY GOOFY AND IM ALSO,A VERY HAPPY,BRIGHT,OPEN MINDED PERSON

IM FROM LA COMPTON I LIVE IN ATL AND NYC I JUST MOVED TO NYC IN MARCH

IM HEAVILY MIXED...IM BLACK INDIAN BRAZILIAN RICAN ASIAN FRENCH AND JAMAICAN

I LOVE ALL RACES SO IF YOU LOOK GOOD AND CAN HOLD A GREAT CONVO HIT ME UP LOL

MY NAME IS INDIA...YOU PRONOUNCE IT EN DAY AH

IM NOT ON HERE EVERYDAY SO DON'T KEEP ON SENDING ME MSG'S LIKE EVERY 30 SECONDS IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BUT I WILL TRY MY HARDEST TO GET BACK TO YOU I GET LIKE 100 NEW MSGS A DAY SO BARE WITH ME XOXO

IM SMART and can hold a good conversation BUT.....I DO HAVE SOME HOOD IN ME....I JUST DONT WEAR MY HOOD ON MY SLEEVE LOL

I DONT DO BOYS AN I DONT DO TOYS

OK I DONT DO FATTIES....IT MAY SOUND RUDE BUT IM A STRAIGHT UP PERSON...I DO BUILT/THICK BUT I DONT DO GUTS....JUST MY STANDARDS XOXO!

I DONT LIKE NAME DROPPERS! AT ALL

First Date
DEPENDS ON THE GUY LOL OK LET ME CLEAR THE AIR FOR MOST OF YOU GUYS...NO IM NOT LOOKING TO MEET YOU AND **** YOU......SO IF YOU LOOKING FOR THAT DONT EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME WITH A MSG XOXO



I kid you not :snoop:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=37771899

This has to be fake right? Right?

This chick has had so many dikks in her, I'm surprised she ain't moving around in a wheelchair
 

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About India
WELL I DID PORN FROM 98 TO 05 AND IM DONE WITH THAT PART OF MY LIFE AND NOW I DO MUSIC AND MODEL I BEEN DOING MUSIC SINCE I WAS 14 I WAS I A GROUP CALLED HARMONY INNOCENTS AND I OWN MY OWN COMPANY NAMED BLACKWIDOW ENT WHICH I STARTED IN 05 AND I ALSO MODEL I BEEN MODELING EVERY SINCE I WAS 15 BUT I PUT EVERYTHING ON HOLD UNTIL I FINISHED COLLEGE I GOT MY PHD IN AFRICAN AMERICAN STUDIES


IM HARD HEADED,STUBBORN,BLUNT,SOME WHAT EVIL AND VERY GOOFY AND IM ALSO,A VERY HAPPY,BRIGHT,OPEN MINDED PERSON

IM FROM LA COMPTON I LIVE IN ATL AND NYC I JUST MOVED TO NYC IN MARCH

IM HEAVILY MIXED...IM BLACK INDIAN BRAZILIAN RICAN ASIAN FRENCH AND JAMAICAN

I LOVE ALL RACES SO IF YOU LOOK GOOD AND CAN HOLD A GREAT CONVO HIT ME UP LOL

MY NAME IS INDIA...YOU PRONOUNCE IT EN DAY AH

IM NOT ON HERE EVERYDAY SO DON'T KEEP ON SENDING ME MSG'S LIKE EVERY 30 SECONDS IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BUT I WILL TRY MY HARDEST TO GET BACK TO YOU I GET LIKE 100 NEW MSGS A DAY SO BARE WITH ME XOXO

IM SMART and can hold a good conversation BUT.....I DO HAVE SOME HOOD IN ME....I JUST DONT WEAR MY HOOD ON MY SLEEVE LOL

I DONT DO BOYS AN I DONT DO TOYS

OK I DONT DO FATTIES....IT MAY SOUND RUDE BUT IM A STRAIGHT UP PERSON...I DO BUILT/THICK BUT I DONT DO GUTS....JUST MY STANDARDS XOXO!

I DONT LIKE NAME DROPPERS! AT ALL

First Date
DEPENDS ON THE GUY LOL OK LET ME CLEAR THE AIR FOR MOST OF YOU GUYS...NO IM NOT LOOKING TO MEET YOU AND **** YOU......SO IF YOU LOOKING FOR THAT DONT EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME WITH A MSG XOXO



I kid you not :snoop:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=37771899
I started out on her work. Wow!
 

CodeBlaMeVi

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this gotta be a troll profile ....which one of you nikkaz is this

Dontjudgeme_215: Lace fronts were created by the Devil....

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Interests
Ships Cars Things that blow up
Marshmallows Football Bowling
Curling Apple products Scotch
Brandy the alcohol and the girl with the big ass head

About Me
I enjoy painting pictures of nude females laying on a bearskin rug by a fireside......they sometimes come out looking like stick figures drawn by a blind 3 yr old with a broken pencil but after 5 glasses of scotch does it really matter??
I also enjoy shark wrestling and watching the 17 Fast and Furious movies over and over RIP Paul Walker!...... I'm joking btw lol

First Date
I say we start with some soft Luther Vandross playing loudly from my car as I pull up to your house to come get you, I do 3 spins and press the doorbell and there u appear, we go for a night of fine dining at Red Lobster and I tell you go head honey splurge!! Get the Ultimate feast and as many cheddar biscuits you want!! Then after dinner we electric slide back to my car and we go for a delightful walk along Kelly Dr where I point out all the spots that cars have gone careening into the river! Then I end the night with a kiss on the forehead and tell you which bus to take home!
This is hilarious!
 

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About India
WELL I DID PORN FROM 98 TO 05 AND IM DONE WITH THAT PART OF MY LIFE AND NOW I DO MUSIC AND MODEL I BEEN DOING MUSIC SINCE I WAS 14 I WAS I A GROUP CALLED HARMONY INNOCENTS AND I OWN MY OWN COMPANY NAMED BLACKWIDOW ENT WHICH I STARTED IN 05 AND I ALSO MODEL I BEEN MODELING EVERY SINCE I WAS 15 BUT I PUT EVERYTHING ON HOLD UNTIL I FINISHED COLLEGE I GOT MY PHD IN AFRICAN AMERICAN STUDIES


IM HARD HEADED,STUBBORN,BLUNT,SOME WHAT EVIL AND VERY GOOFY AND IM ALSO,A VERY HAPPY,BRIGHT,OPEN MINDED PERSON

IM FROM LA COMPTON I LIVE IN ATL AND NYC I JUST MOVED TO NYC IN MARCH

IM HEAVILY MIXED...IM BLACK INDIAN BRAZILIAN RICAN ASIAN FRENCH AND JAMAICAN

I LOVE ALL RACES SO IF YOU LOOK GOOD AND CAN HOLD A GREAT CONVO HIT ME UP LOL

MY NAME IS INDIA...YOU PRONOUNCE IT EN DAY AH

IM NOT ON HERE EVERYDAY SO DON'T KEEP ON SENDING ME MSG'S LIKE EVERY 30 SECONDS IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BUT I WILL TRY MY HARDEST TO GET BACK TO YOU I GET LIKE 100 NEW MSGS A DAY SO BARE WITH ME XOXO

IM SMART and can hold a good conversation BUT.....I DO HAVE SOME HOOD IN ME....I JUST DONT WEAR MY HOOD ON MY SLEEVE LOL

I DONT DO BOYS AN I DONT DO TOYS

OK I DONT DO FATTIES....IT MAY SOUND RUDE BUT IM A STRAIGHT UP PERSON...I DO BUILT/THICK BUT I DONT DO GUTS....JUST MY STANDARDS XOXO!

I DONT LIKE NAME DROPPERS! AT ALL

First Date
DEPENDS ON THE GUY LOL OK LET ME CLEAR THE AIR FOR MOST OF YOU GUYS...NO IM NOT LOOKING TO MEET YOU AND **** YOU......SO IF YOU LOOKING FOR THAT DONT EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME WITH A MSG XOXO



I kid you not :snoop:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=37771899
:mjlol:

:beli: Yo seriously. I don't care if people date inter racially at all, but this chick hella brain washed. In all honesty, she probably had it bad from black men. I mean I know wouldn't give this Yaphet Kotto look a like no chance to holla. :scusthov::rudy::cape:
i can see why that thot go for a cac,because aint no real nikka hitting that ugly ass hoe :lolbron:
 

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About Me
Can go add me on FACEBOOK "VonShanique McCollum"....:merchant: Single mother/Only parent :scusthov:in my daughter life... Lookn for somebody I can call my own. A man of God who believes in him and has goals... I work, go to school, and a care taker. Love playin tennis, chilln, movies, out to eat, skatin and bein wit my family.. I QUOTE: "Learnin From My Past Studyn Fa My Future"

Loyal woman who will stand behind her man single in searchn fa love not games im 2 kute to b hurt :banderas:
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