Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

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THREAD GOT ME DYING LAUGHING....:mjlol::pachaha:

THESE CHICKS IS CRAZY.... THIS bytch DID PORN TALKING ABOUT NO FATTIES?!! JESUS CHRIST YOUR STANDARDS ARE TOO HIGH AINT NO MEN FAT OR OTHER WISE WIFING YOU...:mjlol:
 

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Non-smoker with Average body type

City
Chesapeake, Virginia

Details
28 year old Woman, 5' 0" (152cm), Presbyterian

Ethnicity
Black Aries with Black hair

Intent
Teirra Wants a relationship

Education
Some university

Personality
Straight Edge

Profession
Stay out my pockets! :heh:

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results

Do you drink? Socially
Do you want children? Undecided

Marital Status Single
Do you do drugs? No

Pets No Pets

Eye Color Brown

Do you have a car? Yes

Do you have children? Yes

Longest Relationship Over 2 years

How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious

Me: You may find a girl with a bigger butt, bigger boobs and maybe a Lil prettier but its gone to take a lot of those girls to equal this real woman! :upsetfavre:

I am not here to waste anyone's time and I don't want mine wasted either. If you are under 26, no job, no car and/or live with roommates then I am not the one for you. :stopitslime: If your lips are black because you smoke so much weed then I am not the one for you. :mjlol:If you only have a high school diploma and not currently pursuing higher education then I am not the one for you. :what:Either you are going to rise above the bar of mediocrity or you can step to the side and let a real man through! :beli: Oh and men over 40 don't bother. You might wanna go try Eharmony or something. :deadrose:

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=57047993
 

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About
Non-smoker with Average body type

City
Chesapeake, Virginia

Details
28 year old Woman, 5' 0" (152cm), Presbyterian

Ethnicity
Black Aries with Black hair

Intent
Teirra Wants a relationship

Education
Some university

Personality
Straight Edge

Profession
Stay out my pockets! :heh:

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results

Do you drink? Socially
Do you want children? Undecided

Marital Status Single
Do you do drugs? No

Pets No Pets

Eye Color Brown

Do you have a car? Yes

Do you have children? Yes

Longest Relationship Over 2 years

How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious

Me: You may find a girl with a bigger butt, bigger boobs and maybe a Lil prettier but its gone to take a lot of those girls to equal this real woman! :upsetfavre:

I am not here to waste anyone's time and I don't want mine wasted either. If you are under 26, no job, no car and/or live with roommates then I am not the one for you. :stopitslime: If your lips are black because you smoke so much weed then I am not the one for you. :mjlol:If you only have a high school diploma and not currently pursuing higher education then I am not the one for you. :what:Either you are going to rise above the bar of mediocrity or you can step to the side and let a real man through! :beli: Oh and men over 40 don't bother. You might wanna go try Eharmony or something. :deadrose:

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=57047993

She wife material but she asks for too much, high expectations. She's cute and wife material she wants a man thats motivated but how she coming across is all wrong. Sounds mad condensending
 

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She wife material but she asks for too much, high expectations. She's cute and wife material she wants a man thats motivated but how she coming across is all wrong. Sounds mad condensending

How is she wife material? She a walking bobblehead. Her attitude seems stank from the jump. These profiles these women post up contain clues that gives you information about their mind state and character. She has kids, been around nikkas who smoke weed and she insecure about her features and her ability to attract a man.
 

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About India
WELL I DID PORN FROM 98 TO 05 AND IM DONE WITH THAT PART OF MY LIFE AND NOW I DO MUSIC AND MODEL I BEEN DOING MUSIC SINCE I WAS 14 I WAS I A GROUP CALLED HARMONY INNOCENTS AND I OWN MY OWN COMPANY NAMED BLACKWIDOW ENT WHICH I STARTED IN 05 AND I ALSO MODEL I BEEN MODELING EVERY SINCE I WAS 15 BUT I PUT EVERYTHING ON HOLD UNTIL I FINISHED COLLEGE I GOT MY PHD IN AFRICAN AMERICAN STUDIES


IM HARD HEADED,STUBBORN,BLUNT,SOME WHAT EVIL AND VERY GOOFY AND IM ALSO,A VERY HAPPY,BRIGHT,OPEN MINDED PERSON

IM FROM LA COMPTON I LIVE IN ATL AND NYC I JUST MOVED TO NYC IN MARCH

IM HEAVILY MIXED...IM BLACK INDIAN BRAZILIAN RICAN ASIAN FRENCH AND JAMAICAN

I LOVE ALL RACES SO IF YOU LOOK GOOD AND CAN HOLD A GREAT CONVO HIT ME UP LOL

MY NAME IS INDIA...YOU PRONOUNCE IT EN DAY AH

IM NOT ON HERE EVERYDAY SO DON'T KEEP ON SENDING ME MSG'S LIKE EVERY 30 SECONDS IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BUT I WILL TRY MY HARDEST TO GET BACK TO YOU I GET LIKE 100 NEW MSGS A DAY SO BARE WITH ME XOXO

IM SMART and can hold a good conversation BUT.....I DO HAVE SOME HOOD IN ME....I JUST DONT WEAR MY HOOD ON MY SLEEVE LOL

I DONT DO BOYS AN I DONT DO TOYS

OK I DONT DO FATTIES....IT MAY SOUND RUDE BUT IM A STRAIGHT UP PERSON...I DO BUILT/THICK BUT I DONT DO GUTS....JUST MY STANDARDS XOXO!

I DONT LIKE NAME DROPPERS! AT ALL

First Date
DEPENDS ON THE GUY LOL OK LET ME CLEAR THE AIR FOR MOST OF YOU GUYS...NO IM NOT LOOKING TO MEET YOU AND **** YOU......SO IF YOU LOOKING FOR THAT DONT EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME WITH A MSG XOXO



I kid you not :snoop:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=37771899
Dont get NO wilder than this.
 

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How is she wife material? She a walking bobblehead. Her attitude seems stank from the jump. These profiles these women post up contain clues that gives you information about their mind state and character. She has kids, been around nikkas who smoke weed and she insecure about her features and her ability to attract a man.
She has kids??? Also like I said condescending means stank attitude... :mjlol: she a lil bobblehead but I like cute women ain't nothing wrong with that her post is a turn off though.
 

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She wife material but she asks for too much, high expectations. She's cute and wife material she wants a man thats motivated but how she coming across is all wrong. Sounds mad condensending

She's cute and I like that she doesn't seem to drink/do drugs...but the already having kids thing, and the high expectations on a man's education when she doesn't have one herself...

What if she met a nice man with a steady job as a delivery man or a postal worker and he didn't have a college degree, but owned his own car and was Godly? Online dating is the devil because it disqualifies some of these women from finding the men that would actually be a good fit for them
 

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How is she wife material? She a walking bobblehead. Her attitude seems stank from the jump. These profiles these women post up contain clues that gives you information about their mind state and character. She has kids, been around nikkas who smoke weed and she insecure about her features and her ability to attract a man.

and most likely got ran thru by jobless carless nikkas
 

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She's cute and I like that she doesn't seem to drink/do drugs...but the already having kids thing, and the high expectations on a man's education when she doesn't have one herself...

What if she met a nice man with a steady job as a delivery man or a postal worker and he didn't have a college degree, but owned his own car and was Godly? Online dating is the devil because it disqualifies some of these women from finding the men that would actually be a good fit for them
Simps are the mortar these chics use to build their foundation of false entitlement. These women are delusional and their actions are contradictory to what they actually want
 

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She wife material but she asks for too much, high expectations. She's cute and wife material she wants a man thats motivated but how she coming across is all wrong. Sounds mad condensending
She has kids though.
 

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About
Non-smoker with Average body type

City
Chesapeake, Virginia

Details
28 year old Woman, 5' 0" (152cm), Presbyterian

Ethnicity
Black Aries with Black hair

Intent
Teirra Wants a relationship

Education
Some university

Personality
Straight Edge

Profession
Stay out my pockets! :heh:

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results

Do you drink? Socially
Do you want children? Undecided

Marital Status Single
Do you do drugs? No

Pets No Pets

Eye Color Brown

Do you have a car? Yes

Do you have children? Yes

Longest Relationship Over 2 years

How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious

Me: You may find a girl with a bigger butt, bigger boobs and maybe a Lil prettier but its gone to take a lot of those girls to equal this real woman! :upsetfavre:

I am not here to waste anyone's time and I don't want mine wasted either. If you are under 26, no job, no car and/or live with roommates then I am not the one for you. :stopitslime: If your lips are black because you smoke so much weed then I am not the one for you. :mjlol:If you only have a high school diploma and not currently pursuing higher education then I am not the one for you. :what:Either you are going to rise above the bar of mediocrity or you can step to the side and let a real man through! :beli: Oh and men over 40 don't bother. You might wanna go try Eharmony or something. :deadrose:

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=57047993
at this hoe sounds like she wants the world :camby:
 

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About India
WELL I DID PORN FROM 98 TO 05 AND IM DONE WITH THAT PART OF MY LIFE AND NOW I DO MUSIC AND MODEL I BEEN DOING MUSIC SINCE I WAS 14 I WAS I A GROUP CALLED HARMONY INNOCENTS AND I OWN MY OWN COMPANY NAMED BLACKWIDOW ENT WHICH I STARTED IN 05 AND I ALSO MODEL I BEEN MODELING EVERY SINCE I WAS 15 BUT I PUT EVERYTHING ON HOLD UNTIL I FINISHED COLLEGE I GOT MY PHD IN AFRICAN AMERICAN STUDIES


IM HARD HEADED,STUBBORN,BLUNT,SOME WHAT EVIL AND VERY GOOFY AND IM ALSO,A VERY HAPPY,BRIGHT,OPEN MINDED PERSON

IM FROM LA COMPTON I LIVE IN ATL AND NYC I JUST MOVED TO NYC IN MARCH

IM HEAVILY MIXED...IM BLACK INDIAN BRAZILIAN RICAN ASIAN FRENCH AND JAMAICAN

I LOVE ALL RACES SO IF YOU LOOK GOOD AND CAN HOLD A GREAT CONVO HIT ME UP LOL

MY NAME IS INDIA...YOU PRONOUNCE IT EN DAY AH

IM NOT ON HERE EVERYDAY SO DON'T KEEP ON SENDING ME MSG'S LIKE EVERY 30 SECONDS IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BUT I WILL TRY MY HARDEST TO GET BACK TO YOU I GET LIKE 100 NEW MSGS A DAY SO BARE WITH ME XOXO

IM SMART and can hold a good conversation BUT.....I DO HAVE SOME HOOD IN ME....I JUST DONT WEAR MY HOOD ON MY SLEEVE LOL

I DONT DO BOYS AN I DONT DO TOYS

OK I DONT DO FATTIES....IT MAY SOUND RUDE BUT IM A STRAIGHT UP PERSON...I DO BUILT/THICK BUT I DONT DO GUTS....JUST MY STANDARDS XOXO!

I DONT LIKE NAME DROPPERS! AT ALL

First Date
DEPENDS ON THE GUY LOL OK LET ME CLEAR THE AIR FOR MOST OF YOU GUYS...NO IM NOT LOOKING TO MEET YOU AND **** YOU......SO IF YOU LOOKING FOR THAT DONT EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME WITH A MSG XOXO



I kid you not :snoop:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=37771899

i remember I used to see this chic do videos in the early 2000's she has a good run.
 

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How is she wife material? She a walking bobblehead. Her attitude seems stank from the jump. These profiles these women post up contain clues that gives you information about their mind state and character. She has kids, been around nikkas who smoke weed and she insecure about her features and her ability to attract a man.

She has kids??? Also like I said condescending means stank attitude... :mjlol: she a lil bobblehead but I like cute women ain't nothing wrong with that her post is a turn off though.
at this hoe sounds like she wants the world :camby:

I swear ya'll act like she is asking for the world. All she wants is someone with an education, house/apartment, job, and car. Someone who isn't a pot-head, and in her age range.
 
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