Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[Brandeezy]

There was a ugly redneck looking broad that had the title

"only looking for sex, if interested hit me up"

Then had a picture of her ass in a thong talking about she's thick

Deleted my account after that

 

[skeetsinternal]

this gotta be a troll profile ....which one of you nikkaz is this

Dontjudgeme_215: Lace fronts were created by the Devil....

Interests
Ships Cars Things that blow up
Marshmallows Football Bowling
Curling Apple products Scotch
Brandy the alcohol and the girl with the big ass head

About Me
I enjoy painting pictures of nude females laying on a bearskin rug by a fireside......they sometimes come out looking like stick figures drawn by a blind 3 yr old with a broken pencil but after 5 glasses of scotch does it really matter??
I also enjoy shark wrestling and watching the 17 Fast and Furious movies over and over RIP Paul Walker!...... I'm joking btw lol

First Date
I say we start with some soft Luther Vandross playing loudly from my car as I pull up to your house to come get you, I do 3 spins and press the doorbell and there u appear, we go for a night of fine dining at Red Lobster and I tell you go head honey splurge!! Get the Ultimate feast and as many cheddar biscuits you want!! Then after dinner we electric slide back to my car and we go for a delightful walk along Kelly Dr where I point out all the spots that cars have gone careening into the river! Then I end the night with a kiss on the forehead and tell you which bus to take home!

 

[Justise M]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?s=1&profile_id=84183568

Im looking for a sugar daddy If you can't be that don't hit me up!I Just want to live life easy I just want a daddy to take goood care of me, like going on shopping sprees, buying me a nice CAR, going on dinner and movie date's I just wanna be treated like a princess and NEVER hear the word "no" again.. (:


Damn.... just damn

sent her a message saying she's lightskinned so she deserves those things

 

[skeetsinternal]

bout
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Brooklyn, New York
Details
34 year old Woman, 5' 4" (163cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Black Scorpio with Black hair
Intent
Alwaysexy30 Wants to date but nothing serious
Education
Bachelors degree
I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? I do not drink Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No
Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Second Language Chinese
Personality
Rockstar
Profession
Teacher :fox:

 

[The Don]

bout
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Brooklyn, New York
Details
34 year old Woman, 5' 4" (163cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Black Scorpio with Black hair
Intent
Alwaysexy30 Wants to date but nothing serious
Education
Bachelors degree
I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? I do not drink Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No
Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Second Language Chinese
Personality
Rockstar
Profession
Teacher :fox:

 

[Black]

KIK: MZWETTBOX....ABOUT ME: I'M NOT YA AVERAGE SOCIAL MEDIA FEMALE..I GOT MY OWN EVERYTHING!!!!..PLACE..CAR...JOB...$$$..SMART..CAN COOK...CAN PLEA$E...NO KIDS...SO WIT DA BEING SAID....Please get str8 2da point!! I'm outgoing, cool, love 2chill, 420 friendly..However, if u want my attention throw up $ sign!! Ijs lol

 

[Black]

this is clearly a man

IamMs.ModelType

 

[mcellas]

bout
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Brooklyn, New York
Details
34 year old Woman, 5' 4" (163cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Black Scorpio with Black hair
Intent
Alwaysexy30 Wants to date but nothing serious
Education
Bachelors degree
I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? I do not drink Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No
Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Second Language Chinese
Personality
Rockstar
Profession
Teacher :fox:

 

[mcellas]

:skip3: She aint that damn fat and bad body without having kids

 

[LevelUp]

 

[Microfracture]

The amount of hail mary passes to dudes with money makes me positive its worked for these women before

 

[acespaceinvader]

lol, so this bum bish is pretty much asking nikkas to pay for p*ssy? lmao, you gotta to be hella desperate of a man to settle for fat bish. wow.

 

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

KIK: MZWETTBOX....ABOUT ME: I'M NOT YA AVERAGE SOCIAL MEDIA FEMALE..I GOT MY OWN EVERYTHING!!!!..PLACE..CAR...JOB...$$$..SMART..CAN COOK...CAN PLEA$E...NO KIDS...SO WIT DA BEING SAID....Please get str8 2da point!! I'm outgoing, cool, love 2chill, 420 friendly..However, if u want my attention throw up $ sign!! Ijs lol

Orka has her own everything...including her own JOB? is muafukkas sharing jobs? does a broad try and juice a dude for his job? WTF does that even mean
and is $ new slang for cheeseburgers or an 18 piece chicken bucket?

 

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

IamMs.ModelType Dirtyapartmentuglytrannynikka

 

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

whose mama is this????

Is she actually holding her GUT from the bottom?
BabyGul hairline is waaaaaaaaaaay back like mock necks and penny loafers