Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[MikelArteta]

Intent
momma1717 Wants to find someone to marry


As you can tell I am expecting a baby boy this October I am also hoping to attend collage for youth justice work. I'm very driven and know what I want in life. I can get all dressed up and pretty and I can also go mudding and fishing! If you want to know more just message me

 

[TRFG]

Another. Backpage hoe looking for love on POF

Last picture is terribly photoshoped or bytch don't have any bones.

 

[young3000]

Nas taught me = Black Girl Lost is her theme song

 

[Ashley Banks]

@Sunshine doesn't understand , if she's in her early 20's , no kids and attractive the women she's for see her as a threat

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

It would be so easy to exploit her insecurities if you were a demon

Tell us how you would have done it breh.

 

[Gains]

the used up bed wench tribe birthers hate you

they know that your stock is higher than theirs (if what you've told us about you is true)

 

[Gains]

Intent
momma1717 Wants to find someone to marry


As you can tell I am expecting a baby boy this October I am also hoping to attend collage for youth justice work. I'm very driven and know what I want in life. I can get all dressed up and pretty and I can also go mudding and fishing! If you want to know more just message me

no baby daddy around huh?

 

[MikelArteta]

no baby daddy around huh?

nope
you gonna step up to the plate adn raise that seed from teh beg as your own breh?

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

Intent
momma1717 Wants to find someone to marry


As you can tell I am expecting a baby boy this October I am also hoping to attend collage for youth justice work. I'm very driven and know what I want in life. I can get all dressed up and pretty and I can also go mudding and fishing! If you want to know more just message me

Why is she trying to date and get her back blown out while she's carrying another mans seed?

 

[Gains]

Why is she trying to date and get her back blown out while she's carrying another mans seed?

she might be into that

 

[skeetsinternal]

She no church girl

this the girl i know...animal print and all

First Date
The best time you ever have.

 

[skeetsinternal]

@Willstyles

 

[Marezzy]

Intent
momma1717 Wants to find someone to marry


As you can tell I am expecting a baby boy this October I am also hoping to attend collage for youth justice work. I'm very driven and know what I want in life. I can get all dressed up and pretty and I can also go mudding and fishing! If you want to know more just message me

 

[L&HH]

Intent
momma1717 Wants to find someone to marry


As you can tell I am expecting a baby boy this October I am also hoping to attend collage for youth justice work. I'm very driven and know what I want in life. I can get all dressed up and pretty and I can also go mudding and fishing! If you want to know more just message me

This reminds me of a profile I seen once. A chick said she was pregnant and her then boyfriend had just up and left her.

 

[DaPresident]

Another, 24 yr old, thin body

• She got a mouth and temper on her.
• Beware....Be prepared for the opinionated and confrontational angry black woman
• Applebees would be too much being spent on this braw, think McDonalds or Wendy's...plus who paying for all the icecream, dinner plus movies and museums
• She says she an old soul but

That is what you got from that? Shes not half bad looking at all...I'd give it a go if I was single.

That sound like a chick that don't mind talkin and would present a little challenge (which I like )

Aiight, I've seen a few crazy profiles and unobtainable standards but real talk, you holla at these chicks and you get what you want(WHATEVER you lookin for sex, relationship, Fwb, etc) they just say all that stuff cuz they emotional creatures...real nikkas see past this, especially offline in real life, and can talk to these females and do whatever is in their heart to do with em.

Y'all gotta leave the stats, quotes, old wives tales and myths on the computer and go outside and talk to them in real life...hell, if you gonna do it online, at least TRY and go at some of the difficult ones, trust me, you may hit more than you miss bc a lot of em just frontin anyway.

If they got kids, why not just do the smart thing and click next profile?