Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[Pdiddy]

I made a thread about this chic http://www.thecoli.com/threads/told-a-pof-bit-ch-i-aint-feeding-her-and-she-went-off.17866/

Same chic from 2012 still on there 2 years later. She actually a nice girl but her views are ridiculous.

A lot of those bytches delete their profile, then a week later will have a headline stating "I'm Back"

 

[BedRoomI'z]

they got a major for "youth justice"

I've been trying to figure this one out since I seen that post.

Must be

*exits thread singing theme song*

 

[AAKing23]

I really need to make a troll account to read this shyt This shyt is comedy

 

[FeloniousMonk]

A lot of those bytches delete their profile, then a week later will have a headline stating "I'm Back"

I think Imma go back and hit up all the chicks I emailed a year ago and ask them why they still on pof.

More than likely theyll blame the men.

 

[Pdiddy]

I think Imma go back and hit up all the chicks I emailed a year ago and ask them why they still on pof.

More than likely theyll blame the men.

They all blame the men,lol....forgetting about their own flaws

 

[iBrowse]

About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Washington, District Of Columbia

 

[old_timer]

her expectations are not ridiculous and she is not overweight
but look at this brutal self-ether

"live,laugh,love,#PRAY"

Smokes often with Average body type
21 year old Woman, 5' 1" (155cm)
Intent: Wants to date but nothing serious
Education: High School
Profession: im to myself

I am Seeking a Man For Hang out
Do you drink? Yes (> 3/week)
Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single
Do you have a car? N/A
Do you have children? Yes

About Me
Its funny i always thought that true love was real than i woke up to reality.I always wanted somebody just for me who can accept me as i am and not wanna change me but better me,I grew up my whole life want guys who didnt want me nd i thought by opening up my legs it would make em like me more or havn a child would make them stick around but it didn't i have grown to be a very smart woman a single mother and a survivor through the struggle we call life so if u caint accept my truth of being imperfect than there's no reason to get to know me my passion is singing,my love is my sons and my life is a book with no happy ever after.

First Date
Havn drinks,dinner,movies,or surprise me with sumthn amazen :-)

 

[iBrowse]

I thought this was an analysis thread?

u know better than that

 

[The Don]

it'll be hard to top what's already been posted but let's try

"Tired of the usual...."
About: Non-smoker with A Few Extra Pounds
31 year old Woman, 5' 7" (170cm)
Intent: Wants a relationship
Education: Bachelors degree
Personality: Diva

Profession: co

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Do you want children? Yes

Marital Status Single
Do you have children? Yes

How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious

About
Well its been a long time since I updated this but I felt it was time. I have grown a lot. I have a baby girl and I very focused on making me and her life better. I work, I very good mother and trying to get where I want to be in my career. So if you feel you would be an asset to our life talk to me. If not please keep moving. ..

First Date
We can do whatever...I just like to have fun....

Breh I literally laughed out loud off the "I have grown a lot " you got nikkaz lookin at me at work like I'm crazy....I'm in tears

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

her expectations are not ridiculous and she is not overweight
but look at this brutal self-ether

"live,laugh,love,#PRAY"

Smokes often with Average body type
21 year old Woman, 5' 1" (155cm)
Intent: Wants to date but nothing serious
Education: High School
Profession: im to myself

I am Seeking a Man For Hang out
Do you drink? Yes (> 3/week)
Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single
Do you have a car? N/A
Do you have children? Yes

About Me
Its funny i always thought that true love was real than i woke up to reality.I always wanted somebody just for me who can accept me as i am and not wanna change me but better me,I grew up my whole life want guys who didnt want me nd i thought by opening up my legs it would make em like me more or havn a child would make them stick around but it didn't i have grown to be a very smart woman a single mother and a survivor through the struggle we call life so if u caint accept my truth of being imperfect than there's no reason to get to know me my passion is singing,my love is my sons and my life is a book with no happy ever after.

First Date
Havn drinks,dinner,movies,or surprise me with sumthn amazen :-)

@ self ether

Admit to your thoting ways on a dating site brehettes

 

[The Don]

It always used to get me when I would see a combination of these on the profile info section:

Profession: Full Time Mom / Yummy Mommy / Mother /Ask Me/ Mind Your Biz/ Money Maker/ lol.
Looking For: A Relationship

About ME: * Insert generic spiel about said beautiful b*stardised kids & lofty ambitions of earning ££££ upon completion of vocational nursing/ health & beauty course currently in pursuit. Oh & lets not forget the obligatory conclusive ' If you looking for sex then do not message me blah blah blah blah blah blah blah'
disclaimer.

^^^^^ I'm convinced this is a defined template for all single moms on POF that they advocate to them.



EDIT: Just combed through this thread real quick & I can't believe there's manzzzz in here who ain't heard of POF before...... to those who are newly joined..... try mailing that hot young "russian" girl there on the right...guaranteed response


P.s: Website is misleading.....Lack of fish on there.....more like plentyowhales

the ether and facts in this post are so potent....breh you hit it on the head with this one

 

[Pdiddy]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=57908017

 

[The Realist Perspective]

lol damn this girl is ruthless

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=69982386

She cute but her personality is a complete turn off..

"I'm pretty laid back & chill. DONT message me if you know damn well I wouldn't give you any play if you approached me face to face. You're wasting my time.

Appearance means a lot to me ..
I'm not into big boys
Or guys who dress themselves
Like it's still 2006 ..ok? Thx"

type of girl you just smash and block her number cause her personality is so damn ugly.

Them fukking titties doe...

 

[The Don]

her expectations are not ridiculous and she is not overweight
but look at this brutal self-ether

"live,laugh,love,#PRAY"

Smokes often with Average body type
21 year old Woman, 5' 1" (155cm)
Intent: Wants to date but nothing serious
Education: High School
Profession: im to myself

I am Seeking a Man For Hang out
Do you drink? Yes (> 3/week)
Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single
Do you have a car? N/A
Do you have children? Yes

About Me
Its funny i always thought that true love was real than i woke up to reality.I always wanted somebody just for me who can accept me as i am and not wanna change me but better me,I grew up my whole life want guys who didnt want me nd i thought by opening up my legs it would make em like me more or havn a child would make them stick around but it didn't i have grown to be a very smart woman a single mother and a survivor through the struggle we call life so if u caint accept my truth of being imperfect than there's no reason to get to know me my passion is singing,my love is my sons and my life is a book with no happy ever after.

First Date
Havn drinks,dinner,movies,or surprise me with sumthn amazen :-)

got me wanting to snuggle up with a bottle of 151 after reading that

 

[Black]

I found the girl with cerebral palsy...but I'm not posting it. Wouldn't feel right.