Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[Mowgli]

yana2k15: NEED a real MAN!

Profession: Walmart

Now wait one damn minute. This thot can get the dikk though

 

[Marezzy]

Brehs I gotta post one.





http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=58825325



I am Seeking aManForLong term




Do you drink?I do not drink. Do you want children?Yes
Marital StatusSingleDo you do drugs?No
PetsDogEye ColorBrown
Do you have a car?YesDo you have children?Yes
Longest RelationshipOver 4 yearsHow ambitious are you?Very Ambitious.
Second Language
Spanish


About Me
I am one of those people that you will rarely meet throughout your life time. im honest to the core, which most people appreciate about me. very genuine in what i say and do. currently in the medical and healthcare field. OK SO im funny,i love to laugh. With that being said i dont do well with boring people what-so-ever simply because im such a fun person, and a ball of energy!!!


DO NOT message me no 1 word response
If you dont know how to have a conversation ACT like you do
Dont message me HELLO or HI thats stupid, i wont respond
If you are butthole ugly DONT WASTE YOUR TIME!
If i DONT message back dont remessage, u probably just didnt catch my eye..SORRY =(
DO NOT send me a message saying "my name is...and i dont have any kids etc.." that doesnt impress me, its like your saying somethings wrong with having a kid. If you read my pg it says i have a kid, so it wouldnt bother me if you had any.

Dont judge, im not mean at all lets just say some stuff is COMMON SENSE, and i dont BS I KNOW WHAT I WANT!

like to go out an do fun things, think outside the box! i love to crack jokes and just have a good time. im a great friend before anything.

First Date: lets think of something together!

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

I hope she really finds someone who accepts And loves her . Cerebral palsy isn't her fault.

Have a heart brehs

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

yana2k15: NEED a real MAN!

Profession: Walmart

What she NEEDS is some lotion for that ashy ass cheek

 

[Black]

I hope she really finds someone who accepts And loves her . Cerebral palsy isn't her fault.

Have a heart brehs

She's dead.

 

[A.V.]

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I just read the last 10 pages of this thread

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

She's dead.

 

[Mowgli]

I hope she really finds someone who accepts And loves her .

2 people come to mind. God will love her spirit and her mother will love that face

How you a retarded thot.

 

[Black]

I went to high school with her she actually died on Christmas last year. She was the nicest person and all she ever wanted was someone to love her and accept her.

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

I went to high school with her she actually died on Christmas last year. She was the nicest person and all she ever wanted was someone to love her and accept her.

This shyt got me in my feelings breh
I pray God is loving on her like the way she deserves.

 

[The5thLetter]

I went to high school with her she actually died on Christmas last year. She was the nicest person and all she ever wanted was someone to love her and accept her.

You had us making fun of her?

 

[Black]

You had us making fun of her?

I didn't have you do anything if you made fun of her that's on you. I did in school because I was a a$$hole. She was a dope soul and a great person gone too soon.

 

[The5thLetter]

I didn't have you do anything if you made fun of her that's on you. I did in school because I was a a$$hole. She was a dope soul and a great person gone too soon.

whatever you say

 

[ShaneTheRogue]

her expectations are not ridiculous and she is not overweight
but look at this brutal self-ether

"live,laugh,love,#PRAY"

Smokes often with Average body type
21 year old Woman, 5' 1" (155cm)
Intent: Wants to date but nothing serious
Education: High School
Profession: im to myself

I am Seeking a Man For Hang out
Do you drink? Yes (> 3/week)
Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single
Do you have a car? N/A
Do you have children? Yes

About Me
Its funny i always thought that true love was real than i woke up to reality.I always wanted somebody just for me who can accept me as i am and not wanna change me but better me,I grew up my whole life want guys who didnt want me nd i thought by opening up my legs it would make em like me more or havn a child would make them stick around but it didn't i have grown to be a very smart woman a single mother and a survivor through the struggle we call life so if u caint accept my truth of being imperfect than there's no reason to get to know me my passion is singing,my love is my sons and my life is a book with no happy ever after.

First Date
Havn drinks,dinner,movies,or surprise me with sumthn amazen :-)

This was depressing as shyt. Kinda fukked my mood up too.

 

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

About Me
OFF TOP IM NOT LOOKING FOR A QUICK **** SO IF THATS WHAT YOU WANT PLS DONT BOTHER LEAVING A MESSAGE RESPECT ME AND ILL RESPECT YOU....



IM 28YRS IM FUN TO HANG OUT WITH I HAVE A VERY GREAT PERSONALITY IM OUT GOING AND WHEN IM NOT AT WORK AND SPENDING TIME WITH MY DAUGHTER I LIKE TO CHILL OR GO OUT FOR A DRINK I ALSO LIKE TO GO OUT TO THE MOVIES AND I LOVE BOWLING IM NOT REALLY TO INTO GOING OUT TO EAT CAUSE I LIKE TO COOK AT HOME AND BAKE........


MY GOALS IN LIFE ARE TO SOON OWN MY OWN DAYCARE CENTER OR OPEN MY OWN HAIR SHOP I LOVE DOING HAIR.


IM NOT A RAP FAN TO UCH DISRESPECT IM INTO JAZZ AND R&B MUISC
I ALSO LIKE TO READ....



IT THERES MORE YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME JUST HIT ME UP.....

Did you graduate junior high?
Are you familiar with the term "run on sentence" and what a period is used for?