Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[Recca Gatsby]

Good God.

 

[MidwestD]

these profiles

 

[acespaceinvader]

haha spotted a bedwrench..

"I am not attracted to blk guys" in her headlines lol..


" "once you go white nothing else is right " "

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=68160723

 

[acespaceinvader]

lol damn this girl is ruthless

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=69982386

She cute but her personality is a complete turn off..

"I'm pretty laid back & chill. DONT message me if you know damn well I wouldn't give you any play if you approached me face to face. You're wasting my time.

Appearance means a lot to me ..
I'm not into big boys
Or guys who dress themselves
Like it's still 2006 ..ok? Thx"

type of girl you just smash and block her number cause her personality is so damn ugly.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Im a outgoing normal 27 yr old. Family is very important to me, I enjoy softball, swimming, going out, hanging with friends and family, and just all around having a good time. I am currently expecting my first baby due Oct. 6 it's a boy. I have a large family and there are alot of kids around all the time. I love tattoos and seeing different ones. I'm down to earth and real and expect the same from others. I'm not like most females and don't stress over shopping, new clothes, or other materialistic items. If you message me and I do not reply it maybe I'm not interested!! I know what I like and what I don't and if your profile doesn't catch my eye or only has one or two words I will not reply usually!

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Breh post that slores page. I wanna sign up just to tell her she ain't shyt

 

[TruStyle]

This thread is gold.

 

[old_timer]

it'll be hard to top what's already been posted but let's try

"Tired of the usual...."
About: Non-smoker with A Few Extra Pounds
31 year old Woman, 5' 7" (170cm)
Intent: Wants a relationship
Education: Bachelors degree
Personality: Diva

Profession: co

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Do you want children? Yes

Marital Status Single
Do you have children? Yes

How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious

About
Well its been a long time since I updated this but I felt it was time. I have grown a lot. I have a baby girl and I very focused on making me and her life better. I work, I very good mother and trying to get where I want to be in my career. So if you feel you would be an asset to our life talk to me. If not please keep moving. ..

First Date
We can do whatever...I just like to have fun....

 

[sang_bleu]

Ok... First off don't hit me up if your not 22 and over I'm not looking to talk to a Lil kid. If your without a car, and job..... What u gonna do for me.... NOTHING! Keep it pushing! Don't waste my time with that 420 sh*t and please have a decent conversation..... U will not get a reply if I'm not feeling you. Must be taller then 5'8 and in shape..... Not looking for any chubby people! You may read this and be like damn this **** is picky but I like what I like. So if you think you got what times to take up some of my time.... Hit the message button! Oh one more thing if you got a problem spending money Bye. I want someone to take me to dinner or a movie sometime.... Is that too much to ask! I'm really a sweet kind girl once you get to know me!

Age 19 profession: Lawyer

Well I lil about me IM 19 years of age and I got 2 beautiful girls one is 8mths nd the other about to be 4 I WILL BE 20 AUGUST 3rd AND IM BOUT MY PAPER AND THATS PRETTY MUCH ALL SHE WROTE....IF U WANNA KNO MORE DNT B AFRAID TO ASK I DNT BITE;)

 

[skeetsinternal]

Another. Backpage hoe looking for love on POF

Spoiler: NSFW

Yea I called it correct

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[skeetsinternal]

haha spotted a bedwrench..

"I am not attracted to blk guys" in her headlines lol..


" "once you go white nothing else is right " "

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=68160723

SHe wants a light skin baby. Definitely a bedwench right here

 

[skeetsinternal]

I have high expectations, many ambitions and the drive to achieve them! As a mother, I have neither the interest nor the time for games or those who do not know what they want but still enjoy having a good time. Having goals and ambition is absolutely essential for me!!!! I am big believer in intelligence, a sense of humor, honesty and loyalty. So if these don't apply to you, we probably won't be a great match!

I have a career, child and amazing friends and family that I absolutely adore! I am looking for a sweet man who can challenge & support me all at the same time, someone who can keep me on my toes without making me feel like I need to walk on egg shells. I am ultimately looking for something long term but friendship needs to come first. Since I have a child, I would expect that the person I'm with would be a positive person in my son's life, who would accept my son. I appreciate that not all people can do this, and if this applies to you, then the best of luck to you as you continue on in your search!



me me me me me me me me

 

[skeetsinternal]

I found one of the nikkas from Key and Peele on set.

 

[Mensch Fontana]

How is this broad still single

 

[skeetsinternal]

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I made a thread about this chic http://www.thecoli.com/threads/told-a-pof-bit-ch-i-aint-feeding-her-and-she-went-off.17866/

Same chic from 2012 still on there 2 years later. She actually a nice girl but her views are ridiculous.

 

[havoc]

Some women in PoF need to stop worry about getting a man and start appyling for a gym membership.