Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[UpAndComing]

breh i was gettin zero responses for about 6 months then i put a picture on there with my shirt off. when i tell you p*ssy was coming out of nowhere im not exaggerating try it it breh at least if you built

i had never got a response unless i i initiated it but now its like clock work

Exactly. bytches be lying their ass off talking bout they hate profiles with a guy with their shirt off

 

[Maddmike]

Exactly. bytches be lying their ass off talking bout they hate profiles with a guy with their shirt off

http://a64.tinypic.com/2h2i9f5.jpg Off top and I'm bout to beat it up today

 

[UpAndComing]

http://a64.tinypic.com/2h2i9f5.jpg Off top and I'm bout to beat it up today

Do ya thing breh . She pretty

Had the similar messages. Profile pic of me shirtless or on a wife beater is the ticket

 

[AtomicUse]

http://a64.tinypic.com/2h2i9f5.jpg Off top and I'm bout to beat it up today

I'd pass on that, but do you pleighboi

 

[posterchild336]

classixbeauty Good, vibes, margaritas, walkingdead, classic, movies


Seeking rich old men with bad hearts & no relatives

About Me
Im an introvert...not to be confused with shy.

I am out of my comfort zone just being on here but I'll try almost anything once.

I'm so down to earth, GOOFY and love a man that can make me laugh. So please, NO DULL PERSONALITIES (=


Please be able to engage in mature conversation. If you cant hold a convo longer than 2.5 secs, please refrain from messaging me. Thanks (=



Well damn

Wtf she is straight up saying I am trying to come up with your inheritance money since no family is close

 

[Maddmike]

I'd pass on that, but do you pleighboi

You say no to ratchet p*ssy maddmike ain't.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

You say no to ratchet p*ssy maddmike can't.

Fixed

 

[feelosofer]

Wtf she is straight up saying I am trying to come up with your inheritance money since no family is close

I'm pretty sure she's being sarcastic or tongue in cheek.

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

breh i was gettin zero responses for about 6 months then i put a picture on there with my shirt off. when i tell you p*ssy was coming out of nowhere im not exaggerating try it it breh at least if you built

i had never got a response unless i i initiated it but now its like clock work

I have my opening post in my notepad on my phone. I copy and paste it to every girl I'm attracted to.

"Hello my name is ______ read your profile and you seem awesome"

Copy and paste that to about 20 girls at a time. I get hella responses. I get mad p*ssy thrown at me.

 

[hatechall]

http://a64.tinypic.com/2h2i9f5.jpg Off top and I'm bout to beat it up today

Not bad

I'm using this site adultfriendfinder now. It's a pay site, but I'm having a lot more success there. The women are higher quality and message me back more often.

 

[Sassy]

Y'all already know what time it is.
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magicalmonroe: The most kept secert if u not down keep
About
Smokes Often with Average body type
City
Lithiona, Georgia
Details
26 year old Female, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Black, Scorpio
Intent
magicalmonroe isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Education
Masters Degree
Personality
Adventurer
Profession
Livin makin money








I am Seeking a Man For Hang Out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 7 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog



About Monroe Magic
????I'm Every nikkaz Most Kept?? Secret??????if u know wht I mean)) for them very ??exy grown Men. ??Like I said If u know wht I mean ??don't do the drama yea I love the hattz ****' em I do me ,Ima Cali ?bytch but I claim the Htown ?and Atown?? **** with it only if u can handle fellas.??????????????...????&???????? is my thing very freaky I am a? TEAM:Transformer ????

First Date
U tell me
pics:

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Sassy's Take:

 

[Govana]

pics:

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My legit reaction when I saw the pictures. Never thought it would be that bad

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Y'all already know what time it is.
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magicalmonroe: The most kept secert if u not down keep
About
Smokes Often with Average body type
City
Lithiona, Georgia
Details
26 year old Female, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Black, Scorpio
Intent
magicalmonroe isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Education
Masters Degree
Personality
Adventurer
Profession
Livin makin money








I am Seeking a Man For Hang Out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 7 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog



About Monroe Magic
????I'm Every nikkaz Most Kept?? Secret??????if u know wht I mean)) for them very ??exy grown Men. ??Like I said If u know wht I mean ??don't do the drama yea I love the hattz ****' em I do me ,Ima Cali ?bytch but I claim the Htown ?and Atown?? **** with it only if u can handle fellas.??????????????...????&???????? is my thing very freaky I am a? TEAM:Transformer ????

First Date
U tell me
pics:

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Sassy's Take:

 

[Sassy]

EnviiHarris: ??They hate me cause they ain't me??
About
Smokes Occasionally with Average body type
City
Greenville, Georgia
Details
24 year old Female, 5' 2" (157cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Other Ethnicity, Leo
Intent
EnviiHarris wants to date but nothing serious.
Education
Some college
Personality
Princess
Profession
"Independence"








I am Seeking a Man For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog Second Language Other



About Envii
Fun girl!!! Love my babies they're my world, blessed, and beautiful. My princess is 5 and my prince is 4.... Enough of the personal life right now.. Let's get str8 to the point...Ugly nikkaz ND Broke nikkaz stay out my inbox!!! sh*t if I don't reply what that tells you......Not interested at you nor in you,I'm not looking for fake love or to be spoiled cause I hold my own!! I just hate it when all these raisin brand ass dudes that be trying to be my nikka off top. Don't inbox me with any of your fairy tale wishes and life story of how you want us to be or how you want to see me... Just keep it Simple, sweet, and short cause I will block you j/s though!! Cause sorry boo boo I hate too be that evil Queen ?? and hurt your feelings!!!. Happy too be B.B.Goddess

First Date
Inbox for info.....

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Sassy's Take: I don't know anyone who would want to be you. STAHP!

Idk about the broke part...But I hope you're not expecting Trey Songz to be up in your inbox from the looks of things....

Second: Simps...again, you can do SO MUCH BETTER!!!! Idk what guy would look at this profile and be like "Yeah...I'd love her to be wifey". Arrogance is such a terrible trait to have.

 

[Sassy]

My legit reaction when I saw the pictures. Never thought it would be that bad

Me neither but as we can see.....