Return Of The Kufi Slappers: Foot On Neck Season Vol. 3 - Official Coli SFV Season 3 Thread

Khalil's_Black_Excellence

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I should be in thats bullshyt I beat Joeytones sorry breh I got to hate on you cause you got that final spot and that Versa match I beat myself:to:

I should get that final spot cause I play the worst character in the game and be giving cats fits with FANG.

How I tie with someone who aint show up????? That should be a win

that would make me 5-6 and @2gunsup beat me by luck my controller was acting funny and I had crazy lag I bet you if he play me again he taking that L:youngsabo:

@Khalil's_Black_Excellence is a whole hoe who has a vagina and a coochie:scusthov:

@AugustBerry beat me cause I aint play against Abigial if you look at our set I figured him out as we went along I just fukked up at the end:youngsabo:
@Relldaproblem Urien aint that nice breh just a wakeup ex headbutting fool:steviej:

None of yall brehs beat me I beat myself:birdman:

I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. @2gunsup is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston,I'm Jack Dempsey. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is Venomous , my defense is Poison, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to be Number 2 . Praise be to Bison:blessed:

Stop losing so much and you won't have these problems, Thomas!:mjpls:

And I'm sure you beat yourself all too much, Mr. No-Action Jackson.
 

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Stop losing so much and you won't have these problems, Thomas!:mjpls:

I keep losing to myself YOU OF ALL PEOPLE KNOW THIS HOW MANY TIMES ITS BEEN DOWN TO THE WIRE AND I PRESS A BUTTON AND YOU GET BULLshyt VICTORIES AGAINST ME?

HOW MANY????

HOW MANY?????:mjcry:

Thats why you a whole hoe:pacspit: with two sexual organs for that reason alone.
 

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Yeah but that shyt wont work again I promise you! :sas2:

You better pray I dont get a special plug into this round your neck is first for the Guillotine :ohlawd:

On the plus side u did go 4-6. which means u can go 5-5 and 6-4. Hit the lab with fang you'll be in that top 6 before u know it. And im nice. I ain't worried about no guillotine bring it :obama:.

Rell Shyt
 

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I keep losing to myself YOU OF ALL PEOPLE KNOW THIS HOW MANY TIMES ITS BEEN DOWN TO THE WIRE AND I PRESS A BUTTON AND YOU GET BULLshyt VICTORIES AGAINST ME?

HOW MANY????

HOW MANY?????:mjcry:

Thats why you a whole hoe:pacspit: with two sexual organs for that reason alone.


How many times have I beaten you like 5-0 tho? How many? More often than this down to the wire moments, LOL! I usually play around with you rather than just destroy you out right to put up a sense of sport.

And the only two sexual organs in my possession is my own and your girls. Perhaps I have 3 since I've stripped you of your manhood in the process.
 

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I should be in thats bullshyt I beat Joeytones sorry breh I got to hate on you cause you got that final spot and that Versa match I beat myself:to:

I should get that final spot cause I play the worst character in the game and be giving cats fits with FANG.

FANG isn't great but there's hidden value in playing obscure characters that are extremely unpopular. Increases the chances that your opponent doesn't know the match that well, if at all.

You would probably do worse when playing a high tiered, but popular, character like Cammy or Guile, not better.

No disrespect though you almost beat me :whoa:
 

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FANG isn't great but there's hidden value in playing obscure characters that are extremely unpopular. Increases the chances that your opponent doesn't know the match that well, if at all.

You would probably do worse when playing a high tiered, but popular, character like Cammy or Guile, not better.

No disrespect though you almost beat me :whoa:

What other characters you unfamiliar with?
 

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I should be in thats bullshyt I beat Joeytones sorry breh I got to hate on you cause you got that final spot and that Versa match I beat myself:to:

I should get that final spot cause I play the worst character in the game and be giving cats fits with FANG.

How I tie with someone who aint show up????? That should be a win

I feel your pain breh but I'm trying to be as neutral and fair as possible. :yeshrug:There were some nights where some brehs were available and others weren't. And like me and @JoeyTones discussed its hard to determine who's actually a no show (unless its blatantly obvious) when brehs must set up their matches themselves when their schedules allow. So giving the brehs who attempted to compete but couldnt complete their matches a TIE seems like a fair solution. The only remedy I see for this in the future is making The Discord mandatory and imploring brehs to get their matches in ASAP.


@Khalil's_Black_Excellence is a whole hoe who has a vagina and a coochie:scusthov:

I actually agree with this 100% :ehh:
 

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I should be in thats bullshyt I beat Joeytones sorry breh I got to hate on you cause you got that final spot and that Versa match I beat myself:to:

I should get that final spot cause I play the worst character in the game and be giving cats fits with FANG.

How I tie with someone who aint show up????? That should be a win

that would make me 5-6 and @2gunsup beat me by luck my controller was acting funny and I had crazy lag I bet you if he play me again he taking that L:youngsabo:

@Khalil's_Black_Excellence is a whole hoe who has a vagina and a coochie:scusthov:

@AugustBerry beat me cause I aint play against Abigial if you look at our set I figured him out as we went along I just fukked up at the end:youngsabo:
@Relldaproblem Urien aint that nice breh just a wakeup ex headbutting fool:steviej:

None of yall brehs beat me I beat myself:birdman:

I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. @2gunsup is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston,I'm Jack Dempsey. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is Venomous , my defense is Poison, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to be Number 2 . Praise be to Bison:blessed:

I didn't know the match up either & I have only had SFV since last Christmas :childplease:

Now I'm gonna have to fry you with unblockables next time we play, Vrrooom Vrrroommm :steviej:


And last spot was mines dammit :damn::damn::damn::damn:

No way in hell I would've lost any my last matches against anyone besides @Versa :rudy:

Anyway GGs to everyone :salute: hopefully somebody can knock the champ @2gunsup off the throne.
 
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