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Lol quick funny story about RE7


So I had copped it and the PSVR, with about 2 months to go before turning myself in for a 2 year plea deal I caught for a gun charge in Jersey. This is like April 2017...



My girl living with me, but I ain't know if the bytch would stick around for the bid, so I was doing all kinds of cheating :mjlol:








I had a video in my phone of my ex (top 5 dome) giving me top, that I had meant to watch and just delete at some point, bc my girl ain't really ever go in my phone like that. I had invited her over to my crib one day while my girl was at work, and was :ahh:










So a few days later, I fire up the RE7, smoke a fat ass blunt with my girl and she ends up getting too scared, so I popped on the PSVR to try it for the first time with RE. I'm at the fight in the garage with the dad, getting my shyt wrecked, just totally immersed and high as fukk like :dwillhuh: at how dope but scary the shyt was




The nikka took a swing at me with some big ass metal shyt, and BONK :why: I feel some shyt IN REAL LIFE hit me square in the back of my fukkin head.






I'm so high, I was just dumbfounded like :bryan::ohhh: "how this nikka just...?" :gladbron:





Then I hear a little faint screaming coming from outside my headphones for the PSVR, so I pop it off, and









































:bryan: this bytch had thrown my phone at me, and she screaming


WHAT THE fukk IS THIS??!!!?! :hhh: While the video of shorty slurping me just sitting there playing in HD with the volume on MAX





























:mjlol: I was like "what is what?"



















































Grabbed that phone and deleted that shyt with the quickness, acting dumbfounded like "huh"? :what:






Showed her the phone like, "wtf u talkin bout? I don't see nothing"




Her: :beli:


















































GOAT GAME :blessed:
:dead::dead::dead::deadmanny::deadmanny:
 
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So wait, did shorty leave you? Did you do the two years? Did homegirl slurp you up again for a replacement video!? So many questions!


lol my pimp hand strong, b :mjlol:




fukked her later that night after I sat her down for a long talk about the birds and the D :mjgrin:





She was actually a pure, good girl who rode for the most part. 5’0, double ds, tiny waist and a ridiculous ass. Super innocent and naieve. I turned a good girl bad tbh




She rode the whole bid, on the phone every day, moved my money around for me, investing, etc, came to see me without asking, driving 3 hrs from Va to Jersey every other weekend. shyt just got weird when I was close to getting out, started getting od with the possessiveness, but i admittedly gave her more than enough reason to be insecure



we toughed it out for 2 months after I got home and split up. She was just doing too much, attitude wise and I couldn’t go for it.















still beat RE7 and still got the video :umad:
 
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lol my pimp hand strong, b :mjlol:




fukked her later that night after I sat her down for a long talk about the birds and the D :mjgrin:





She was actually a pure, good girl who rode for the most part. 5’0, double ds, tiny waist and a ridiculous ass. Super innocent and naieve. I turned a good girl bad tbh




She rode the whole bid, on the phone every day, moved my money around for me, investing, etc, came to see me without asking, driving 3 hrs from Va to Jersey every other weekend. shyt just got weird when I was close to getting out, started getting od with the possessiveness, but i admittedly gave her more than enough reason to be insecure



we toughed it out for 2 months after I got home and split up. She was just doing too much, attitude wise and I couldn’t go for it.















still beat RE7 and still got the video :umad:

Virginia you say :shaq:
 

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Beat this earlier, but accidentally spent my CP on Infinite Ammo for a gun I didn't unlock :mjgrin:... Gonna have to run through again lol
 

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I just got infinite ammo for the WCX. Trying to unlock it for the stake next. Really enjoyed this game
 

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Getting an s rank on every mercenaries level is stress inducing, Factory Part 2 was some bullshyt
 

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