Rectal Exam Unappreciation Thread(NSFW)

[HelgaPataki]

get a female doctor it will not be so weird plus her fingers will be smaller so it won't feel so invasive

 

[DreadHead P]

every night i kneel in front of my bed and pray to god that they find a new non physical way to do prostate exams by the time i reach that age

 

[acri1]

I can proudly say I've yet to have this done.

 

[Ayatollah Watts]

never had one... and my biggest fear is someone with hands like Wreck it Ralph will be the only person available.

 

[Strapped]

are you over 45

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Doc got me too bruh I was having booboo problems. Docs like "we gotta do a colonoscopy, you can either be awake, or sedated" I'm like fukk it I can't be awake for that. So they put me out and I don't remember shyt. But i dont know how i feel about that. I still feel violated

 

[Dirk Diggler]

Im waiting until the blood tests become a little more nromal practice

 

[Fckumeen]

Doc got me too bruh I was having booboo problems. Docs like "we gotta do a colonoscopy, you can either be awake, or sedated" I'm like fukk it I can't be awake for that. So they put me out and I don't remember shyt. But i dont know how i feel about that. I still feel violated

 

[Change]

Doc got me too bruh I was having booboo problems. Docs like "we gotta do a colonoscopy, you can either be awake, or sedated" I'm like fukk it I can't be awake for that. So they put me out and I don't remember shyt. But i dont know how i feel about that. I still feel violated

 

[Loose]

Doc got me too bruh I was having booboo problems. Docs like "we gotta do a colonoscopy, you can either be awake, or sedated" I'm like fukk it I can't be awake for that. So they put me out and I don't remember shyt. But i dont know how i feel about that. I still feel violated

only thing i remember was getting rolled in nh

 

[BlvdBrawler]

I only had it done once but it wasn't that bad. She was an old lady.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

I PREFER A WOMAN FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. IN THE BACK OF MY MIND I THINK SHE ENJOYS IT THOUGH. SHE SMACKED ME ON THE ASS AFTERWARDS.

 

[Wesley Pipes quotes]

are you over 45

Fck no. I'm mid 20's breh. Best shape of my life. It's part of my physical for work. Even the Doc thinks it's crazy we have to do it, but we do. I thought shytting on stick for 3 days straight and storing it was weird. This takes the cake.

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

*hands me tissues to wipe the Vaseline out my butt

 

[Handsback]

I've had a few of those exams before. I found out I had this rare bladder disease where I didn't have any lining in my bladder. shyt was inflaming my prostate. I had to get fingered several times for it.

No lie, my former Primary Care Physician made me lay on my back with my jeans to my ankles. That nikka fingered me, penis up

I really think he was a fakkit.

lmao. Damn that sounds terrible. These doctors have basically found a way to cure AIDS but haven't come up with something besides sticking their finger up your butthole? This is like the worst part of getting old