Real talk: Batman 1989 is not a good movie

[Sccit]

BATMAM RETURNS THE GOAT BATMAN MOVIE

 

[Geek Nasty]

Who was the villan of dikk Tracy?!!?

 

[KidJSoul]

Shock thread



no human male over the age of 35 should be shytting on this flick.



if you do... not only does your wife/significant other wear the pantalones in the relationship, but shes also fukkin the coin dispenser guy at the local brown bear car wash.


So fukk you!!!!








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Not a geezer like you

Didn't think you could top your Kareem Abdul-Jabbar not being a top center comment, but here we are.

Whatever you're smoking, you need to stop.

Why you acting like these are crazy takes

Plenty of people offline would agree

 

[KidJSoul]

Naw, this movie looked like Edward Scissorhands and Nightmare before christmas than batman, the camera works was good but it wasn't batman

Salina gets brought back to life by getting bitten up by some cats, that scene was disgusting and stupid

don't see how anybody can take the movie serious, then the army of penguins then penguin having a circus army of goons, I mean since when was penguin associated with clowns and the circus

The joker poison the city with joker gas is straight out of the comic books, penguin motivations didn't make any sense, the max shrek character was the main villain, the final climax does not compare to the first one, batman returns don't have any iconic scenes or quotables

I mean the Joker had quotables, wait to get a load of me, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light, him being a 1940's style gangsta and going crazy for being dropped in some chemicals is a way better origin story than any of the shyt the villains had in Batman returns

The bat boat was not fukking with the batwing

I can respect this point.

 

[MurderToCassette]

I don’t know if it’s age so much as what film you saw first. I watched this joint so many times on VHS as a kid and loved it, I’m around 30.

Even as a kid I knew Batman Returns and Batman Forever were a step (and in Forevers case a HUGE step) down from this.

 

[qashif]

Joker got setup by a simp and came back for revenge

 

[jj23]

Everyone in here is really hurt
We just want to start a discussion

fukk a discussion..negs all around....that batman was a classic.

 

[DrexlersFade]

Joker got setup by a simp and came back for revenge

He was so appalled for that alone GOAT

"A woman A Woman are you insane"

 

[KidJSoul]

Its by far my least favorite.

Batman Begins the GOAT origin story.

Qft

 

[Taadow]

Not only is this a lie, but it is a blatant lie.

I sentence you to dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Yall neg train op?

This shyt damn near worthy

 

[Spence]

Only real ass batman to stomp nikkas out in a pair of Jordan 6’s, OP is a fakkit

 

[Lootha VanDraws]

Only real ass batman to stomp nikkas out in a pair of Jordan 6’s, OP is a fakkit

Even Batman wanted to be like Mike

 

[BlackMajik]

The new Batman looks great

But always put respect on the OG

 

[Standing on business]

I love batman returns I just don’t like batman 89