REAL TALK: Aren't We All Neckbeards?

[HYDRO]

It's an instrument invented in South Africa. At the World Cup, all the fans in the stands and streets were playing them nonstop. Tens of thousands of them at once. The French national team filed a complaint because they were playing them even through the night outside of the hotel all the teams players were at. Dana White banned them from UFC events and said he'd rather eat a punch from Brock than listen to them. Here's what that sounds like:

Lunch Money, NOW!

 

[John Reena]

I don't dislike a wrestler just because he doesn't wrestle like Daniel Bryan, does suicide dives, or flippy stuf. I don't complain about WWE booking BUT STILL WATCH EVERY SINGLE WEEK. I'm not a neckbeard.

 

[Ribbs]

Not I. I just watch the WWE product on Monday and Tuesdays and will ask for links to PPVs on Sundays. I watch Lucha Underground on Wednesdays and ROH on Fridays.

I don't care much for work rate, judging dudes on their physique, women on their hair or what Dave Metzler has to say.

And I might try and scoop vintage wrestling tees. But I'm no neckbeard.

 

[mrken12]

I don't dislike a wrestler just because he doesn't wrestle like Daniel Bryan, does suicide dives, or flippy stuf. I don't complain about WWE booking BUT STILL WATCH EVERY SINGLE WEEK. I'm not a neckbeard.

But you complain about "smarks" on a regular basis on the internet so technically you're a "neckbeard" too.

On another note, if you have more than 5 posts in this section you are NOT a casual.

 

[The Amerikkkan Idol]

6 ft, 208 pounds with a six pack, been fukking since 15, got my own place, can go mondays without tuning into Raw, doesn't get mad if my favorite wrestlers lose because i know it's a work

no neckbeard here

But to most people, you're a grown man who watches wrestling, which inherently makes you lame.

But you complain about "smarks" on a regular basis on the internet so technically you're a "neckbeard" too.

On another note, if you have more than 5 posts in this section you are NOT a casual.

Exactly

A lot of denial in here


"Bu-but, I don't care who wins or loses"

"But-but, I'm a casual fan"

"But-but, I've been fukkin' since I was 15"

"I only watch wrestling on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday PPVs"

nikka, y'all delusional

 

[richaveli83]

But to most people, you're a grown man who watches wrestling, which inherently makes you lame.



Exactly

A lot of denial in here


"Bu-but, I don't care who wins or loses"

"But-but, I'm a casual fan"

"But-but, I've been fukkin' since I was 15"

"I only watch wrestling on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday PPVs"

nikka, y'all delusional

But you complain about "smarks" on a regular basis on the internet so technically you're a "neckbeard" too.

On another note, if you have more than 5 posts in this section you are NOT a casual.

 

[John Reena]

Legend Rip Rogers wonderful, spot on post about da indies n neckbeards:

 

[richaveli83]

Legend Rip Rogers wonderful, spot on post about da indies n neckbeards:

Spot on. Reason why I can't get into PWG, some ROH, and other Indies.

 

[delta]

Legend Rip Rogers wonderful, spot on post about da indies n neckbeards:

"every indy match" but it is still vastly superior and entertaining to the WWE product...

 

[Buggsy Mogues]

Legend Rip Rogers wonderful, spot on post about da indies n neckbeards:

This could go in the thread about kayfabe too...

But let these neckbeard smarks tell it, nobody cares anymore, we all know it's fake, blah blah blah

 

[Riley Escobar]

6 ft, 208 pounds with a six pack, been fukking since 15, got my own place, can go mondays without tuning into Raw, doesn't get mad if my favorite wrestlers lose because i know it's a work

no neckbeard here

 

[mrken12]

This could go in the thread about kayfabe too...

But let these neckbeard smarks tell it, nobody cares anymore, we all know it's fake, blah blah blah

Nothing says neckbeard like complaining about kayfabe. You're one of the prime examples of in denial neckbeards.

But but you're still watching. You're still watching too. But but I only watch certain parts every week.
You're still watching every week. But but what about casuals? You're not a casual so don't worry about it.

 

[Buggsy Mogues]

Nothing says neckbeard like complaining about kayfabe. You're one of the prime examples of in denial neckbeards.

But but you're still watching. You're still watching too. But but I only watch certain parts every week.
You're still watching every week. But but what about casuals? You're not a casual so don't worry about it.

Nothing but pure chit chat and overuse of smilies to mask the fact that you have no leg to stand on here.

You got it twisted though, the "neckbeard" is the one who doesn't care about kayfabe, who still watches anyway just for the "great matches" even though the show is trash.

That's not an opinion. Ratings are the lowest they've been in 20 years.

And on top of that my guy, as far as I go, you hardly ever see me up in the RAW or SD threads anymore. I barely watch the shyt these days. I'll DVR em and fast forward to what I want to see, usually try to catch the PPVs although I didn't even watch Payback, but 75% of the shows are unwatchable at this point.

 

[Kinguno]

ehh keep it to yourself.

Most things people talk about is filter.

 

[Alfred0Santana]

I'm a casual, pal:VincePlss:



Wrestling is just one of those things I will always keep a eye on and have a interest in. Unless this shyt just goes completely off the tracks I'll always check on it. I go weeks without watching Raw or Smackdown now but I'll hop on here and see what's going on or listen to podcasts. I got the Network when I feel like going to watch old shyt from when I probably was a neckbeard . I might pop in on a live PPV every now and then. Wrestlemania season is probably my peak interest every year now.