REAL TALK: Aren't We All Neckbeards?

[Heelish]

Shhhhhh........


Find solace in the fact that the day is going to come. Dream if you will a picture...he has just woken up after having another wet dream about a young Shawn Michael's glistening, flexing biceps wrapping him in their warm embrace. His cum stained tighty whities stick to his pock marked inner thighs which are the size of a string bean. He shuffles to the door and opens it, letting a long shaft of light into his permanently darkened room. He hisses at this intrusion of clean air and fresh morning light.

He yells, "Make me a plate!"

The plate is left outside his door with a knock. He grabs it and inhales the food while watching a match that he has seen over and over and over again, Shawn Michaels vs Diesel at Wrestlemania 11. His dikk stiffens beneath the yellowed cotton. Suddenly, as the match reaches it's crescendo, he inhales too much and some overly process excuse for food lodges itself in his windpipe. He struggles to free the food from his throat, clutching at his neck which is covered in taco meat textured hair. He cannot free it, and as the match draws to a close, with an ending he knows better than he knows his self, his eyes roll back and he falls over.

Fin.

TSC got @Da King fanfic erotica now?

 

[Da King]

TSC got @Da King fanfic erotica now?

That's what happens when you're the face that runs the place

 

[Heelish]

That's what happens when you're the face that runs the place

Tupac level

You stay

the same posters in every single thread, breh.

 

[The Rainmaker]

Say you have "zero emotional attachment" to any wrestler and then cry when people mock a favorite of yours.

fakkit losers in this thread exposing themselves celebrating another mans injury. It's cool to hate but shytting on someone getting hurt is a different game


You neckbeards laughing at this need to ask yourself one question... Were you spending years of your life watching him on television or was he watching your boring self?

And then do exactly what you are insulting others for: celebrate another mans injury

They always come back to bow down to the Kang :kang3:


Ask The shytman Bret Stroke

Spoiler

Spoiler

"Fakkit losers in this thread exposing themselves celebrating another mans injury" See? @Da King is a fakkit loser by his own admission.

 

[Da King]

Say you have "zero emotional attachment" to any wrestler and then cry when people mock a favorite of yours.



And then do exactly what you are insulting others for: celebrate another mans injury



"Fakkit losers in this thread exposing themselves celebrating another mans injury" See? @Da King is a fakkit loser by his own admission.

Have no understanding of context brehs

 

[The Rainmaker]

I'm a fakkit loser

Yeah, we know.

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

Yes

Nothing cornier than someone who uses time in his life to post on an internet forum about pro wrestling trying to act like he is more hip than those uncool fans

If you take time out of life to post about wrestling you are the iwc neckbeard whatever other dumbass na!e used to demean the fans

Just embrace being a fan, stop with the social levels of fandom nonsense

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

@Da King with his 'i barely watch wrestling'


to answer OP, outside of @twitter & TSC I don't talk about wrestling.

I wouldn't get dressed up to go to Mania like various others of the coli to a wrestling event

Is there something wrong with doing that?

I never have, but let people have fun,I'm too lazy for the effort but when you go to a next house show in Poughkeepsie NY and see a dude dressed like nakamura to the T that adds to the fun

That's one of the sad things about our community, a lot of shame and shaming going on

I know weve all met people at work or gym or a bar who are closeted fans

 

[El Poyo Loco]

I don't follow ANY wrasslin news past what the WWE officially sanctions and presents in their programming. I also have ZERO emotional attachment to any wrassler

 

[HYDRO]

He's right you're all a bunch of

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

He's right you're all a bunch of

Holy shyt this video is as bad as the 7 minutes of thousands of vuvuzelas blowing from the 2010 World Cup

 

[HYDRO]

Holy shyt this video is as bad as the 7 minutes of thousands of vuvuzelas blowing from the 2010 World Cup

I don't know what any of that means


But go play your Yu ge Ow, geek


Edit: used the wrong version of 'your'
Grammar is number 1

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

I don't know what any of that means


But go play your Yu ge Ow, geek


Edit: used the wrong version of 'your'
Grammar is number 1

It's an instrument invented in South Africa. At the World Cup, all the fans in the stands and streets were playing them nonstop. Tens of thousands of them at once. The French national team filed a complaint because they were playing them even through the night outside of the hotel all the teams players were at. Dana White banned them from UFC events and said he'd rather eat a punch from Brock than listen to them. Here's what that sounds like:

 

[Vice Queen]

Self hate amongst wrestling fans gotta stop.

 

[WMG the 2nd]

A neckbeard is a dude who loses sleep when Cokeboy and crew do fukked up shyt

Cripple h and blandy