Real Men Don’t Eat Salad

[BigE214]

 

[BigE214]

It’s facts. If you’re gonna eat salad you’re better off saving it for last or you’re doing it wrong.

I’d agree that making salad your MEAL isn’t for real men tho.

It's fukking food and you nikkas are retards

 

[MajesticLion]

Outcho gatdayum mind.

 

[cyndaquil]

I finish every lunch at work with salad and Italian dressing
Follow that up with some mint or ginger tea after it’s had some time to digest too

It’s a great way to settle anything heavier I ate, plus the lettuce breaks down any sulfurs or compounds that would lead to bad breath Just eat your double cheese burger in peace Caine.

This some Gustavo Fring shyt lmao

 

[FromStLouis]

Yeah. . .I'm sure there's a salad in there somewhere.

 

[Son Goku]

Knowing OP he'd prolly put one in the oven, burn it, then blame the oven for being too hot.

 

[BigE214]

Yeah. . .I'm sure there's a salad in there somewhere.

It's a cobb salad

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

fatty brisket salad from fox bros

 

[Premeditated]

I guess that one of the reasons why men have a shorter lifespan than women

 

[Koli_Kat]

Ways to get flabby and sick

I'll enjoy my salad + fruits and vegetables. I need my dikkk to still work when I'm 50

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

I had that shyt last night and it was majestic

 

[Buddy]

I eat leafy greens, just not a fan of salad. I eat spinach fairly often

 

[FromStLouis]

I had that shyt last night and it was majestic

Right off the tree-branch I'm sure. Pure organic pesticide free.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

I forgot to leave out that I actually import my spinach from Harlem

 

[GoAggieGo.]

Not really a fan of salad.

By the time I’m done saucing it up and adding all the meat and stuff, it’s done lost all its nutritional value