Rare footage of your mod reincarnation at a church gathering with his momma

[MikelArteta]

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

As you can see, they are in Canada. Peep a young Reinc00nation to the right, learning how to properly serve massa and worship Satan




Worlds fastest eating of watermelon 10 seconds Breslau Ont at BANC - YouTube

lol, your fat white girlfriend loves it when you are "militant"

 

[Lurka Ternt Posta]

I understand your confusion, but lets get deeper into my story

lmagine this. You are attracted to women, Iike you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

 

[Just like bruddas]

yall nikkas man...

 

[Sinnerman]

My job is so unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big dog to work. Every day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single day.

Anyway, I drive these idiots around in my van and we solve mysteries and that.

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

 

[Sinnerman]

Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

FYI: I have relatives from not so far back that were Namibian tribesman. They happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I don't know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely **** yourself if you ever saw a real life lion.. especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. Come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the Zambutu Bibjano; aka the trial of life. Until you have done half the **** that they have maybe you shouldn't even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and **** but guess what pal.. you aren't. Now go grow some Namibian genes and we'll talk about this **** for real

 

[ryda518]

This thread

I don't understand the dog pic though

 

[Emperor Sol]

u are 1 ****ing cheeky **** mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life
and i no u are scared lil bytch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big b*stard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

Aware

 

[MF DRUGS]

I don't....wrf is going on? Cap'n crunch starts going for no apparent reason and then Bossman start talking bout some fukked up childhood.

All in all...I'm confused as hell

Most confusing thread in coli history. From a racist watermelon video to a picture of dogs to dudes posting deep personal stories and it all somehow connects/makes sense... Just need a hint on what's going on

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

Most confusing thread in coli history. From a racist watermelon video to a picture of dogs to dudes posting deep personal stories and it all somehow connects/makes sense... Just need a hint on what's going on

They're basically recreating a flamewar from another forum. I remember seeing the original thread from a long time ago, shyt had me weak

 

[Esau = Evil]

Most confusing thread in coli history. From a racist watermelon video to a picture of dogs to dudes posting deep personal stories and it all somehow connects/makes sense... Just need a hint on what's going on

How is the video racist? I don't see any racism in the video. Do you mind explaining whats going on to me and the acts of racism in the video?

 

[Mars Blackmon]

 

[MF DRUGS]

How is the video racist? I don't see any racism in the video. Do you mind explaining whats going on to me and the acts of racism in the video?

Idk maybe should have said semi-racist but to me there different types of racism.

There's the obvious " I hate n!ggers" racism and there is ignorant racism (mean well but don't know better) like the white person who will say " your pretty for a black girl" why can't she just be pretty girl? They meant well but just don't understand.

Just like this video having a black person be in an watermelon contest. Both parties are at fault. The woman who won should have known better to enter a contest that furthers a stereotype and the white people mean well don't know better but how could they?

 

[muzikfrk75]

 

[Esau = Evil]

Idk maybe should have said semi-racist but to me there different types of racism.

There's the obvious " I hate n!ggers" racism and there is ignorant racism (mean well but don't know better) like the white person who will say " your pretty for a black girl" why can't she just be pretty girl? They meant well but just don't understand.

Just like this video having a black person be in an watermelon contest. Both parties are at fault. The woman who won should have known better to enter a contest that furthers a stereotype and the white people mean well don't know better but how could they?

Why should she know any better? She's a christian worshipping satan, and she wanted to show her massa how good she was, while her grandson reincarnation chimed in.


Whats your fukking point? She wasn't supposed to?

Whats the difference, she's in a church gathering worshipping satan, isn't she not supposed to be doing that to?