Rank the Spidey movies from best to worst

[Threnody]

Great:
Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse
Spider-Man 2

Good:
Spider-Man

Decent:
Spider-Man: Homecoming
Spider-Man: Far from Home

Hot Flaming Garbage:
Spider-Man 3
Amazing Spider-Man
Amazing Spider-Man 2

 

[Geek Nasty]

2
3
1

Of the originals, I don't fukk with any of the batty lead sequels

 

[hex]

To answer your question @hex even if a Spider-Man movie with Holland and Hardy as Venom sucked I would still mention the profit margin because I am simply answering the people who keep saying Sony can't do numbers... which there were many saying that. So I answered them.

I'm surprised that there isn't more talk about Garfield and Stone's chemistry. Only myself and someone else mentioned it in this thread, they were great together and the reason why I cannot just call those two movies trash....

Holland and Zendaya are cool tho. Tobey and Dunst were...ehh

That's cool....but who cares aboiut all that if the movies suck?

Are you gonna leave the theater like "well, that was ass....but at least I can win an argument on The Coli"?

I don't get it.

And I wouldn't say the Garfield movies were trash but they were the definition of

There hasn't been a good Sony live aciton Spidey movie since the 2nd Raimi one.

Fred.

 

[MartyMcFly]

That's cool....but who cares aboiut all that if the movies suck?

Are you gonna leave the theater like "well, that was ass....but at least I can win an argument on The Coli"?

I don't get it.

And I wouldn't say the Garfield movies were trash but they were the definition of

There hasn't been a good Sony live aciton Spidey movie since the 2nd Raimi one.

Fred.

Yeah that profit margin shyt is only for people who actually, ya know profit from the movie lol. Only comes in handy here when you’re explaining whether a movie is a flop or not. But the financial success of the movie has no bearing on my opinion of it.

 

[Still FloW]

SpiderMan 2
Into the Spiderverse
SpiderMan 1
Amazing SpiderMan 1
Homecoming
FFH
Amazing SpiderMan 2
SpiderMan 3

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

The original trilogy have aged terribly.

Amazing Spiderman series were forgettable and should have never been made.

The newer flicks have good spirit and are good teen comedies more than anything.

I guess I'm just not into Spiderman anymore. As a kid tho he was my dude.

 

[Rekkapryde]

Only reason I couldn't buy Maguire and dunst is because she was just too damn ugly

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Only comes in handy here when you’re explaining whether a movie is a flop or not.

Which is exactly what I was doing and @hex wants to ignore the comments before my reply but aight

People said Spider-Man movies made by Sony would flop. I showed they wouldn't.

 

[MartyMcFly]

Which is exactly what I was doing and @hex wants to ignore the comments before my reply but aight

People said Spider-Man movies made by Sony would flop. I showed they wouldn't.

If people gonna talk shyt about something they know nothing about they deserved to get called on it. lol

That’s fair. Coli doesn’t always make the distinction between a movie they don’t like or a movie that does bad critically vs flop. Obviously the Spider-Man movies helmed by marvel creatively did better than the last two live action Spider-Man flicks finically tho. But these two movies were also cheaper to make so there’s that too. They’re in a pickle that’s for sure.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

That’s fair. Coli doesn’t always make the distinction between a movie they don’t like or a movie that does bad critically vs flop.

And that's the problem. If people want to say something sucks or is shytty that's an opinion and I don't think most people care about all the extra.

However, If they wanna say something is a flop or will be a flop then that's something that can be proved or disproved. People were saying Sony is done without the Marvel tie in and I showed where no actually Sony will probably be fine, Venom had a 23% higher profit margin than Spider-Man Homecoming. People said nobody wants to see Venom and Spider-Man in a movie together, no that's most likely false also.

Then they switched up and spoke on quality. I didn't think Venom was great either but if they wanna say it's a flop then that's wrong.

 

[Blankthawtz]

Them shyts with Jamie Foxx and that Garfield dude were horrible

I just hate that fakkit Tobey maguire..... Don't mind me...

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

Then they switched up and spoke on quality. I didn't think Venom was great either but if they wanna say it's a flop then that's wrong.

There's also an underlying assumption in a lot of arguments that Sony = bad and Disney = good as if Feige/Disney haven't released trash/forgettable movies.

Antman and the Wasp was a year ago

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

There's also an underlying assumption in a lot of arguments that Sony = bad and Disney = good as if Feige/Disney haven't released trash/forgettable movies.

Antman and the Wasp was a year ago

I didn't tabulate the votes but it looks like the two most favorite Spider-Man movies on here are Into the Spiderverse and Spider-Man 2. Both of them are Sony productions.

 

[Jefe Blanco]

Spider-Man 2
Spider-Verse
Far from Home
Homecoming
Spider-Man
Amazing Spider-Man
Spider-Man 3
Amazing Spider-Man 2

 

[hex]

Just finished "Far From Home", liked it a lot.

So now it's:

"Into The Spider-Verse"

2nd Raimi.

"Far From Home"

"Homecoming"

And everything else isn't worth mentioning.

Side note, Mysterio and how they modernized the character was dope as fukk.

Fred.