Rank the Spidey movies from best to worst

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Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse
Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man
Spider-Man: Homecoming
Amazing Spider-Man
Spider-Man: Far from Home
Spider-Man 3
Amazing Spider-Man 2
 

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spidey 2
spidey 1
homecoming
far from home
Spiderverse (cant put a good animated flick ahead of good live action flicks)
spidey 3

the TASM movies are equally trash so whatever order u want to put those in
 

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Spider-Man
Amazing Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man: Far from Home
Amazing Spider-Man
Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse
Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man: Homecoming
Spider-Man 3

I’m sure my list is a lot different than others, but I’ve got legit reasons for ranking them like that.
 
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Spider-Man
Amazing Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man: Far from Home
Amazing Spider-Man
Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse
Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man: Homecoming
Spider-Man 3

I’m sure my list is a lot different than others, but I’ve got legit reasons for ranking them like that.

Is one of the reasons you closed your eyes and threw darts at a wall? :troll:
 

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Spider-Man will probably always be my favorite. First iteration of him onscreen, Norman’s transformation and how he gets revenge on his enemies, Spider-Man actually having fist fights with the villain, great action throughout, forced to try saving both innocent children and the woman he loves all while the Green Goblin is attacking him, haven’t seen a final fight scene that brutal in a PG-13 film (shyt, didn’t see a fight scene that brutal in a PG-13 superhero flick again until TDKR), how Uncle Ben’s death was handled. I love that fukking movie

I put the ASM movies up there for a few reasons, Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone had great chemistry, there were cool action sequences, and certain scenes in ASM2 are just classic

Spider-Man Homecoming was a third reintroduction to the character and the best thing it has going for it were the comedic bits. As opposed to Far from Home where we get a villain who is actually threatening, a good balance of comedy and action, and just a great sense of adventure.

Wasn’t really feeling the animated Spider-verse. I thought a lot of it was cheesy, but I did appreciate Kingpin’s motivations and watching Miles Morales grow to be Peter’s successor.

Spider-Man 2 is overrated to me. Was it a good movie? Yes. But I enjoyed the action sequences in the first one more than the second (even the train scene didn’t impress me that much). The best bits of the movie were shown in the trailer. However it had redeeming qualities.

Spider-Man 3 pissed me off. They handled Uncle Ben’s death perfectly in the first movie, only to retcon it and make Sandman involved just so he wouldn’t be overshadowed by Venom being shoehorned in. The only good scene in that movie is the birth of the Sandman.
 

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Spider-Verse
Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man
Homecoming
Amazing Spider-Man
Spider-Man 3
Amazing Spider-Man 2

Haven't seen Far From Home
 
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Why people rate amazing Spider-Man 2 at the last spot? Surely Spider-Man 3 deserves that rank...
Green goblin was trash

Jamie foxx as a weird spiderman groupie who you wanted to feel sorry for but didn't

a clusterfukk and a huge amount of gaps

They advertised the film as having 3 villains but Rhino didn't do shyt
 

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"Into The Spider-Verse"

2nd Raimi.

"Homecoming"

Besides the three movies mentioned above, every other Spider-Man movie (including "Venom") ranges from :ld: to trash. :manny:

Haven't seen "Far From Home" so I can't rank that.

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To answer your question @hex even if a Spider-Man movie with Holland and Hardy as Venom sucked I would still mention the profit margin because I am simply answering the people who keep saying Sony can't do numbers... which there were many saying that. So I answered them.

I'm surprised that there isn't more talk about Garfield and Stone's chemistry. Only myself and someone else mentioned it in this thread, they were great together and the reason why I cannot just call those two movies trash....

Holland and Zendaya are cool tho. Tobey and Dunst were...ehh
 

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Only reason I couldn't buy Maguire and dunst is because she was just too damn ugly
 
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