Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
Adolescent animals being abused by white person, he wouldn't dare try that with a Big Red male.
Alaister Overeem could kill any Kangaroo on earth with his bare hands.
Random "?"-Would you 1 on 1 with a kangaroo
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Alaister Overeem could kill any Kangaroo on earth with his bare hands.
Alaister Overeem could kill any Kangaroo on earth with his bare hands.
That is what they use to kick with, he'd have his intestines hanging out.
A man who was almost drowned by a savage boxing kangaroo, after he dived into a dam to save his dog, says he will never be able to watch Skippy again.
Chris Rickard, 49, of Arthurs Creek in Victoria, was being treated by surgeons at the Austin Hospital last night after he was mauled by the 1.5m kangaroo. He only managed to escape when he elbowed the kangaroo in the throat as it tried to hold him underwater.
He suffered a deep gash across his abdomen, after the kangaroo tried to disembowel him with its hind legs, and a deep cut across his forehead and cuts and scratches across his chest.
Speaking from the hospital's emergency department, Mr Rickard said he was walking his blue heeler Rocky about 400m from his home when they woke the kangaroo , which had been sleeping in long grass near the dam.
When the startled roo ran into the dam Rocky followed barking before it grabbed Rocky with its front paws and held the dog under the water for about 20 seconds, until Mr Rickard arrived.
"I don't think I'll ever be able to watch Skippy quite the same as I used to - it might bring back a couple of bad memories," Mr Rickard said. "I thought I might take a hit or two dragging the dog out from under his grip, but I didn't expect him to actually attack me."
hell naw i aint fightin. them muhfukkas is sociopathic. who the hell is gon walk skippy now??? 
Chris Rickard, 49, of Arthurs Creek in Victoria, was being treated by surgeons at the Austin Hospital last night after he was mauled by the 1.5m kangaroo. He only managed to escape when he elbowed the kangaroo in the throat as it tried to hold him underwater.
He suffered a deep gash across his abdomen, after the kangaroo tried to disembowel him with its hind legs, and a deep cut across his forehead and cuts and scratches across his chest.
Speaking from the hospital's emergency department, Mr Rickard said he was walking his blue heeler Rocky about 400m from his home when they woke the kangaroo , which had been sleeping in long grass near the dam.
When the startled roo ran into the dam Rocky followed barking before it grabbed Rocky with its front paws and held the dog under the water for about 20 seconds, until Mr Rickard arrived.
"I don't think I'll ever be able to watch Skippy quite the same as I used to - it might bring back a couple of bad memories," Mr Rickard said. "I thought I might take a hit or two dragging the dog out from under his grip, but I didn't expect him to actually attack me."
hell naw i aint fightin. them muhfukkas is sociopathic. who the hell is gon walk skippy now??? 
You gotta last 3 rounds with him -
And you're standing between him and a female he wants to mate with
Not sure if it's all the Dayquil I took, but that Kangaroo looks like he just got out of prison and doesn't give a fukk about going back.
I don't know why, but I started laughing at the visual of a Kangaroo literally trying to drown someone with that expressionless face they have
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Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
That is what they use to kick with, he'd have his intestines hanging out.
Disembowlment is not a common injury in Kangaroo attacks. Friends should protect their guts like boxing. Kangaroos are not punched in the face very often and they do not block. One haymaker to the jaw and its over. Kinda shocked you friends didnt notice that their jaws are made out of mechanical pencil led. Hmm, wow.
Son Of God
Pro
You gotta last 3 rounds with him -
And you're standing between him and a female he wants to mate with
Not only is he brolic,but he tall as hell too.When I saw that picture it kinda reminded me of this
I ain't never fighting no animals...them nikkas is dangerous
Mountain
All Star
What are the conditions of the fight and am I being paid?
You gotta last 3 rounds with him -
And you're standing between him and a female he wants to mate with
A man who was almost drowned by a savage boxing kangaroo, after he dived into a dam to save his dog, says he will never be able to watch Skippy again.
Chris Rickard, 49, of Arthurs Creek in Victoria, was being treated by surgeons at the Austin Hospital last night after he was mauled by the 1.5m kangaroo. He only managed to escape when he elbowed the kangaroo in the throat as it tried to hold him underwater.
He suffered a deep gash across his abdomen, after the kangaroo tried to disembowel him with its hind legs, and a deep cut across his forehead and cuts and scratches across his chest.
Speaking from the hospital's emergency department, Mr Rickard said he was walking his blue heeler Rocky about 400m from his home when they woke the kangaroo , which had been sleeping in long grass near the dam.
When the startled roo ran into the dam Rocky followed barking before it grabbed Rocky with its front paws and held the dog under the water for about 20 seconds, until Mr Rickard arrived.
"I don't think I'll ever be able to watch Skippy quite the same as I used to - it might bring back a couple of bad memories," Mr Rickard said. "I thought I might take a hit or two dragging the dog out from under his grip, but I didn't expect him to actually attack me."
Nah I just looked it up,Skippy is a kids show in austrailia about a kangaroo
this nikka is tramatizedI think we know who the biggest pieces of shyt in the animal kingdom are now...Kangaroos y'all ain't shyt,two sickest things u can do is drown sumbody and disembowl sumbody....those the most coldblooded methods of murder and you runnin round doin it all willy nilly....man tried to save his dog and u look back at em like Deebo "oh u want sum too old man?
"...guess he shoulda just said "no"....white people and they pets
...sum things other races just ain't supposed to understand about each other I guess
PortCityProphet
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When I saw that picture it kinda reminded me of this
I ain't never fighting no animals...them nikkas is dangerous
damn that monkey brolic as fukk and got huge balls
606onit
Superstar
yes. Under the following conditions.
Has to be a male
Has to be directly after he's busted a huuuge Roo-nut
Has to be 100% DECLAWED
My purse must be in excess of $2M
