Random "?"-Would you 1 on 1 with a kangaroo

[Omar Little]

I'd bite a fukkas head off

 

[Anbesa]

Kangaroos gotta deal with Dingos, Tasmanian Devils, and other wild beasts every day

and you think you, a random nikka, can go one on one with a Roo

 

[Theo Penn]

Y'all think Floyd could take him down?

 

[OneManGang]

This thread is hilarious. That kangaroo beating the shyt out that dude and then trying to drown him . nikka looking at him and saying "shhhh mate....go to sleep".
And a kangaroo is not an animal I'd want to piss off.

 

[Randy Orton]

Only if I had a baseball bat.

 

[AlbertPullhoez]

A kangaroo would beat the brakes off your ass. That's one animal I refuse to ever f**k with

 

[Jamal514]

This Australian dude at my work was telling there was kangaroos running around in the streets in the suburb he used to live in.

Everything in Australia is dangerous. Roos, sharks, crocodiles, snakes, spiders, dingos.

 

[Family Man]

Killer Willard would fukk you up

 

[shopthatwrecks]

cac shoulda grabbed the chair n beat his ass

bet aint one nikka in the crouwd

 

[Malta]

Disembowlment is not a common injury in Kangaroo attacks. Friends should protect their guts like boxing. Kangaroos are not punched in the face very often and they do not block. One haymaker to the jaw and its over. Kinda shocked you friends didnt notice that their jaws are made out of mechanical pencil led. Hmm, wow.

Disembowelment isn't common because the Aussies know to steer clear of Big Reds. They do however disembowel Dingoes and other Kangaroos, that man was attacked by a Kangaroo that is much smaller than the Big Red and he was left with a 8 inch scar on his stomach friend. I don't know how tall you are, but the head of a big Red will be around 7 feet high and too far back for you to reach without catching two to the ribs.

Join him in the waters if you dare, they apparently instinctively try to drown predators.

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

People sayin they could take one have no fukkin idea what they're talking about. People underestimate just how fukkin brolic a kangaroo is. You know what, this thread gives me an idea.

 

[Houston911]

You wouldn't have a reach advantage breh, they use their legs to kick in fights, and they try to disembowel or castrate their opponents.

how do you know all this shyt?

 

[Malta]

how do you know all this shyt?

When I was little my pops and I would watch 5 things on TV, boxing, basketball, Kung-fu flicks and national geographic / wild america specials -


Shout out to -

 

[Still Benefited]

Wild America wuz the show,I assume Marty got killed by sumthin by now...if not he might not be bout that life like I thought he wuz as a kid.

 

[606onit]

Join him in the waters if you dare, they apparently instinctively try to drown predators.