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being at a powerlifting gym I knew the day was gonna come eventually where a MAGA hat wearing Cac muthafukka would show up. :pacspit:. Chump shows up to do his workout wearing his bytch ass hat. And you know once they see a brotha in the room they start moving real fidgety. fukk boi always glancing to try and make eye contact on some looking to start shyt. Ran into each other getting clips for bars, boy kept his head down looking awkward as shyt...:lupe:... Im usually looking mad anti social up in there hoodie up, headphones on lookimg like the grimm reaper...:demonic: ..... today I was in all black, that dikk head ain't want no smoke.
And I haven't even got to the kicker... bytch ass is Irish through and through, speaks with an Irish accent, was born there.... so he rockin that hat cause he ride for that set...... may have to "accidentally" not clip one of my sides when Im squatting and he passing by.... :patrice:
 

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being at a powerlifting gym I knew the day was gonna come eventually where a MAGA hat wearing Cac muthafukka would show up. :pacspit:. Chump shows up to do his workout wearing his bytch ass hat. And you know once they see a brotha in the room they start moving real fidgety. fukk boi always glancing to try and make eye contact on some looking to start shyt. Ran into each other getting clips for bars, boy kept his head down looking awkward as shyt...:lupe:... Im usually looking mad anti social up in there hoodie up, headphones on lookimg like the grimm reaper...:demonic: ..... today I was in all black, that dikk head ain't want no smoke.
And I haven't even got to the kicker... bytch ass is Irish through and through, speaks with an Irish accent, was born there.... so he rockin that hat cause he ride for that set...... may have to "accidentally" not clip one of my sides when Im squatting and he passing by.... :patrice:

Not saying to rock with no MAGA set fukkers at all but inside the Iron Temple is not the time to beef with folks...about non-gym shyt. :martin:


You're there to make gains and improve your health: two things crackers hate are strong, buff black brehs and brehs living longer.



Just remember that once he steps foot outside the gym, it's "fight's on". :shaq:
 

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I feel you... fukked a wellness girl from Brazil... I felt weak and :flabbynsick: when i was drilling her and her abs were popping..... made a nikka realize there's levels to this shyt...
For what it’s worth
tightest chick I ever came across was super fit :hubie:

Idk if it was an anomaly or of if that’s how a lot of super fit women are.
 
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Not saying to rock with no MAGA set fukkers at all but inside the Iron Temple is not the time to beef with folks...about non-gym shyt. :martin:


You're there to make gains and improve your health: two things crackers hate are strong, buff black brehs and brehs living longer.



Just remember that once he steps foot outside the gym, it's "fight's on". :shaq:

Get buff, healthy and eventually do the one thing that makes all cacs foam at the mouth with fury and turn into MAGA maggots..........






blow his girl's back out and give her back to him.... used.:lolbron:
 

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Gym PAWG that had the weak adductors that I called out the other day was clout-chasing and tryna do a gymnastics handstand on the deadlift platform.


bytch ended up faceplanting into the business-end of the T-Bar Row. :dead:


Her DYEL mans/gym potna ran over with the " :sadcam: Are you okay?".


shyt had me :mjlol: :ufdup: .

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L.a fitness player lol. But shyt since you got all the answers, give me a good workout plan smart ass lol

Game recognize game motherfukker, and you looking super unfamiliar.


Random folks coming in the thread and disrespecting while asking for advice. :picard: :mjlol:


Big Brother @You know damn well might let that slide but I ain't giving you shyt for a program.
:pacspit:
 
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L.a fitness player lol. But shyt since you got all the answers, give me a good workout plan smart ass lol


Step 0: Stop eating (eat until I get to 260??? :gucci:)

Step 1: Bush whatever the fukk that thing you are calling a routine.

Step 2: Do some reading: Free Workout Plans & Spreadsheets | LIFT VAULT

Step 2.5: By your tone and desire to eat to 260 i know you too lazy to read, so get yourself a trainer for a month and learn the basics. :sas1:
 
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Gym PAWG that had the weak adductors that I called out the other day was clout-chasing and tryna do a gymnastics handstand on the deadlift platform.


bytch ended up faceplanting into the business-end of the T-Bar Row. :dead:


Her DYEL mans/gym potna ran over with the " :sadcam: Are you okay?".


shyt had me :mjlol: :ufdup: .

thanos-this-does-put-smile-on-my-face.gif

The Whey knows how to make one learn humility.
 

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Game recognize game motherfukker, and you looking super unfamiliar.


Random folks coming in the thread and disrespecting while asking for advice. :picard: :mjlol:


Big Brother @You know damn well might let that slide but I ain't giving you shyt for a program.
:pacspit:
I do it all the time though. :manny:
 
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