Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[MikelArteta]

sooo my french pawg asked me can we be exclusive yesterday , she caught feelings after we orgasmed at the same time
i haven't even reached my final form yet

struggling to think how im going to end all my situationships

All women give you they free trial like netflix then want you to buy what you got for free

Make you feel guilty if you don't accept it like it wasn't two adults consenting

 

[mortuus est]

Do you even like her like that?

i like her alot fam, we get on , pretty much a perfect fit for me
i'll see how it goes

 

[mortuus est]

All women give you they free trial like netflix then want you to buy what you got for free

Make you feel guilty if you don't accept it like it wasn't two adults consenting

word son, shyt real illmatic right now b

 

[mortuus est]

Telling her husband's business...you know nothing is pivate between those two.

SMH.

He hasn't patterned her at all.

nah steph seems fine with his love for feet

 

[MikelArteta]

word son, shyt real illmatic right now b

I hate that ish

Women comes on to you sucks your dikk and spreads her legs for weeks then do what am I to you.

And if you say just a friend we are having fun suddenly I'm a dirtbag and guys are scum

But if you guilt trip me into a relationship it's all good

 

[MikelArteta]

Been on hinge for a day and a day and already Got a meetup today with a chick from hinge

35 year old nurse

 

[mortuus est]

I hate that ish

Women comes on to you sucks your dikk and spreads her legs for weeks then do what am I to you.

And if you say just a friend we are having fun suddenly I'm a dirtbag and guys are scum

But if you guilt trip me into a relationship it's all good

.

 

[John Reena]

Y’all ever wonder why certain types of chicks attracted to you?

Like for instance, 9 times outta 10 a chick with big titties and very intelligent is gonna end up asking me for my number.

 

[VertigoKnight]

Details brehs? Cause rn I put no effort into my question and shyt

It's as simple as saying that you really like cooking.

 

[The Odum of Ala Igbo]

Been on hinge for a day and a day and already Got a meetup today with a chick from hinge

35 year old nurse

Went on a Tinder date today. The girl was real weird over Tinder but a sweetheart after I began complimenting her and speaking about philosophy.

She a freak from Albania

 

[MikelArteta]

Went on a Tinder date today. The girl was real weird over Tinder but a sweetheart after I began complimenting her and speaking about philosophy.

She a freak from Albania

I only use hinge with black women a dealbreaker

Haven't touched non black skin since 2014

 

[The Odum of Ala Igbo]

I only use hinge with black women a dealbreaker

Haven't touched non black skin since 2014

I don’t ‘date’ non black women. They’re all racist but useful when you got an itch to scratch.

I’m waiting for my Chioma

 

[The Odum of Ala Igbo]

@Lord Scarf

Funnily enough I found the Igbo woman I want to marry but she lives in Ottawa. But she’s perfect and also hates Nigeria

 

[MikelArteta]

@Lord Scarf

Funnily enough I found the Igbo woman I want to marry but she lives in Ottawa. But she’s perfect and also hates Nigeria

So move to Ottawa breh
Before some tiv nykka snatches her up

 

[The Odum of Ala Igbo]

So move to Ottawa breh
Before some tiv nykka snatches her up

God forbid!