Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

kevm3

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As a man, you don't ever want to ask 'where is this going' or 'how do you see us.' If babygirl is really about you, she will make it clear by always enthusiastically answering your phone calls and never flaking on you and she will eventually be the one asking you that question. Remember, 'verbailized commitments' mean very little if anything when it comes from a woman. It's all about her actions. Let her be the one wondering 'where you stand'.
 

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i long for the day there is a ho fax @Sharp
like a car fax

where you can just enter a chicks name in a database and get her sexual history

sucked dikk on the first night in 2025, has had 26 different owners

:scusthov:

this is actually a great idea.

to make it work though, u goto separate any hatred u might harbor for women from this project. when i read ur post, the first thing that went through my mind is, hmm, there should be a site where, after a breakup, men AND women are allowed log into it and document everything negative about their ex. to prevent liars with a vindictive agenda from taking over, you'll code it in your site to ONLY save data under a given name after two or more, preferably 3 different people, have listed similar data. in other words, only save that John Smith (for example) likes to fucck women in the ass AFTER 3 or more women have said that same thing about him.

and u must verify the 3 different people (or shall i say witnesses) are in indeed three different people.

what i just posted here is an idea that is worth millions and possibly billions. you n1ggas better eat before i change my mind.
 
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i long for the day there is a ho fax @Sharp
like a car fax

where you can just enter a chicks name in a database and get her sexual history

sucked dikk on the first night in 2025, has had 26 different owners

:scusthov:

As men we could actually make this database if we were all on the same page. However, simps would not report any damages or accidents, and it would be inaccurate.

We could get around it legally. Sexual history is not private information.. only medical info is (such as STDs and stuff)... but dudes can post comments on it.

Also, we should include the last owner, and current owner (just in case, she is creeping. Every dude should register his girlfriend, and jumpoffs. This could also be a tool in finding out if your girl is cheating.

Phonecall

Me: Hello

Dude: Is this Sharp

Me: Yeah

Dude: Is your girl *************

Me: Yeah

Dude: I was gonna smash your chick, and still am, but I ran the hoefax and found out that you are the current owner. I just wanted to inform you that you share that girl breh.

Me: :manny: Time to cut my losses

Dude: Don't worry, I'm going to update the hoefax. "She's a cheater, fukks on the first night, and smashes the homies"

Me: :obama:

This could be epic...
 
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With girls, you are either number 1, or nobody
Posted on January 10, 2013

Something a lot of males fail to realize (or women fail to know they do) and is a natural result of their biological hypergamy is their doting on their #1 guy, to the utter ignoring of all under.

At best, you might be a ‘good friend’ who is somewhere in the position of 2-4, but even girls you have known a very long time truthfully give a shyt about you. Girls have a very fascinating behavior you can easily see for yourself if you are in the friendzone and not her #1 , and you can take it two ways.

The first way is to just stop calling, or texting her. Watch and be amazed when weeks or months pass and she seems oblivious that you are no longer in her life. But you were ‘such good friends’? Nope, you werent #1 so it doenst matter.

The second thing you can do, is try to advance your position in the queue. This is perhaps the funnier path because when you make a move or turn up your attention you are rapidly hit with a ‘oh, i thought we were JUST FRIENDS’ or some LBJF escape.

Most guys live their life in this nebulous not-caring zone of girls, so when the rare chance they suddenly find themselves in #1 (whether old #1 died, or moved on etc) the endless calling, texting is suddenly mind blowing, it is a truly night and day phenomenon

http://eruditeknight.wordpress.com/2013/01/10/with-girls-you-are-either-number-1-or-nobody/
 

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Man I still can't believe I ran into a chick from work online, this is some bs :damn:

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How soon do you ask when you have been talking to/going on dates/hanging out with a female "where is this thing going"? Pretty much to find out you're not wasting your time with a female without saying it too soon and coming off as a clingy guy going too fast. We have kissed. :lupe:


Trust me. NEVER EVER EVER EVER initiate this convo. Im telling you this from first hand experience. Your exclusivity is your biggest asset. Don't be so quick to turn in your freedom for a chick, especially one you haven't even beat yet. She needs to be the one asking you.
 

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Trust me. NEVER EVER EVER EVER initiate this convo. Im telling you this from first hand experience. Your exclusivity is your biggest asset. Don't be so quick to turn in your freedom for a chick, especially one you haven't even beat yet. She needs to be the one asking you.

yup and women will ask drop hints like

"hey my mom wants to meet you"

"hey my friends want to meet you"

"so where do we stand?"


women are the ones who want commitment, just sit back and enjoy the ride
 

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:whew: that ether when a chick think you're about to ask for her number but you just smile and walk away :yes:,

goes up to random chick

hey do you have a pen? (this nikka here thinks hes smart)


signs back of check and hands back pen, says thanks and walks away (wth do i have food in my teeth, is there something on my face Lawd)
 

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goes up to random chick

hey do you have a pen? (this nikka here thinks hes smart)


signs back of check and hands back pen, says thanks and walks away (wth do i have food in my teeth, is there something on my face Lawd)

:laugh: yo this might be my summer move. Have them thinking ":wtf: is wrong with me? He ain't even try to holla"
 

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i long for the day there is a ho fax @Sharp
like a car fax

where you can just enter a chicks name in a database and get her sexual history

sucked dikk on the first night in 2025, has had 26 different owners

:scusthov:

I can't even lie, this is one of the funniest shyt I've read in a long time. :dead: @ ho fax
 
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goes up to random chick

hey do you have a pen? (this nikka here thinks hes smart)


signs back of check and hands back pen, says thanks and walks away (wth do i have food in my teeth, is there something on my face Lawd)

If every dude were to try this method... Everyone would be eating
 

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If every dude were to try this method... Everyone would be eating

lol all women think guys are interested in them if they talk to them, no lie years ago when i was extremely shy to talk to folks id do stuff like that

for anyone whose scared to talk to women just go up to one and ask if she has a pen you can borrow, or if shes been waiting for the bus long, and then cease the convo
 

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Reincar has a point,women are approached alot and when you dont approach them they think something is wrong.The other day at Loew's I saw a woman I went to college with.I said "Hey sup long time" etc...and then I quickly ended the convo and looked at the paint samples :bryan:.She had a vibe as if she thought I was going to ask for the #.
 
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