ok i need to tell yall a story. learn from this story. see how nothing can turn into a disaster.
so this chick hit me up on one of these dating sites about 3 weeks ago. we chatting, ended up exchanging numbers that night. i tried to set up a meeting with her the next day. she agreed. day came, i texted her, she aint respond. so of course i threw her number straight into the wilderness. forgot about her.
a week later. i get a call from a number i dont remember. i pick up, im like who's this? she goes it's "its elizabeth...you forgot about me?". it quickly dawned on me who it was. but i was kinda suprised.
but anyway, she goes "i haven't heard from u in like forever. what happened?"
at this point, i can try and start a fight with her on some "b1tch i texted u the day we was suppose to meet, u aint answer. so that was all on u." but i let my common sense take charge. i figured, if she's hitting me up this late (it was after 9pm on a weekend night) it's obvious something's up. she's wants to get down.
so being the nobullshytter that i am, i immediately told her hey listen, i literally just got home, i'm chilling. what u doing? she goes "i'm home, bored". i'm like well, why dont u come out and lets hang out. she's like ummm ok. so i get off the phone, text her the address.
she hits me back 10 minutes later like, "i'm not so sure about this. i dont even know u". i'm like relax, we'll meet somewhere public. u'll be alright. i've got something super exciting planned for us. she giggles a lil bit. she goes "what do u have planned?" i'm like "u gon have to come find out".
so she goes, alright i'm gonna come. just give me a few minutes.
anyway, she comes through. we meet outside a public store. which is like right next to my house. we chatted for a bit. i saw she was feeling me, so im like "i live right next door, let me hop ur car and we'll just drive over". she goes "ok".
so we get to my house. we chatted for a bit in the living room. then i'm like yo lets go watch a movie in my bedroom. shes like alright.
so while we're in my bed room, we're laying on my bed. now, i goto tell ya, this chick's got a fat ass. a nice fat fuccking ass. anyway, we're watching the movie, i had her turn her back on me, kinda like in a spooning position, and i'm feeling on her ass. she's not giving any resistance. i'm kissinng on her neck, she's not pulling away. when i try to unbutton her jeans, like most girls, she slapped my hand away. but i kept kissing on her neck. she's moaning. and even moves her hair out of the way so i can access it better. but i'm still like slowing trying to get in that ass. so i'm like, in a joking kinda way, i'm like, if u roll down your pants, i promise i'll behave. she giggles. shes like u sure? lol. i'm like suree. so she rolls down her pants, i discover she's really not wearing any underwear.
so with her back still turned on me, and me kissing her neck, i'm playing with her pucccy, which is like super wet now. i dont like yucky sh1t. sh1t horrifies me. but i'm really digging this chick so that sh1t actually turned me on. so she's like really wet, and damn near naked, i start taking off my clothes. im thinking, its about to get down.
and then when i get on her, to fuccck her, i go to grab a condom thats under the pillow, she goes nooo dont grab a condom. i'm like whatt? i goto put one on. she turned around on some "no" type sh1t. but i put the condom on anyway, and i got in one stroke, to which she moaned. and then she goes "you know this is rape right?"
soon as i heard that, i jumped right off her. like, what??????
what do u mean rape? i literally lost my cool in the inside. and she could tell i was shook. she starts giving me an attitude, got up, got dressed and left. and the whole time, i'm like thinking wtf just happened? this is some sh1t that has NEVER happened. NEVEr.
when she left, i figured she thought i'd be blowing up her phone on some oh im so sorry sh1t. but i didn't. cuz i'm confused as fucck and shook at the same time. so i got a text from her saying "you're a disgusting piece of sh1t. when a girl says no, she really means no, i should ruin your life so your ass learns a fuccking lesson".
i read this and i'm like whattt??? so, sensing something funky is going on, i thought to myself, ok, i cant curse this b1tch out. so let me lay it down on her easy and monitor my words.
so i responded: "i didn't know thats what u thought of me. when i was kissing all over ur neck, u didn't push me away. but i'll never contact u again if that's what you want". i aint heard from the b1tch since.
now, i think to myself. its time to get a fuccking recorder. or some sh1t that will record every sexual encounter i engage in. because, i now see how women can really turn things around and ruin ur life over something that as ridiculous as nothing.
yall be careful out there!!!!
so this chick hit me up on one of these dating sites about 3 weeks ago. we chatting, ended up exchanging numbers that night. i tried to set up a meeting with her the next day. she agreed. day came, i texted her, she aint respond. so of course i threw her number straight into the wilderness. forgot about her.
a week later. i get a call from a number i dont remember. i pick up, im like who's this? she goes it's "its elizabeth...you forgot about me?". it quickly dawned on me who it was. but i was kinda suprised.
but anyway, she goes "i haven't heard from u in like forever. what happened?"
at this point, i can try and start a fight with her on some "b1tch i texted u the day we was suppose to meet, u aint answer. so that was all on u." but i let my common sense take charge. i figured, if she's hitting me up this late (it was after 9pm on a weekend night) it's obvious something's up. she's wants to get down.
so being the nobullshytter that i am, i immediately told her hey listen, i literally just got home, i'm chilling. what u doing? she goes "i'm home, bored". i'm like well, why dont u come out and lets hang out. she's like ummm ok. so i get off the phone, text her the address.
she hits me back 10 minutes later like, "i'm not so sure about this. i dont even know u". i'm like relax, we'll meet somewhere public. u'll be alright. i've got something super exciting planned for us. she giggles a lil bit. she goes "what do u have planned?" i'm like "u gon have to come find out".
so she goes, alright i'm gonna come. just give me a few minutes.
anyway, she comes through. we meet outside a public store. which is like right next to my house. we chatted for a bit. i saw she was feeling me, so im like "i live right next door, let me hop ur car and we'll just drive over". she goes "ok".
so we get to my house. we chatted for a bit in the living room. then i'm like yo lets go watch a movie in my bedroom. shes like alright.
so while we're in my bed room, we're laying on my bed. now, i goto tell ya, this chick's got a fat ass. a nice fat fuccking ass. anyway, we're watching the movie, i had her turn her back on me, kinda like in a spooning position, and i'm feeling on her ass. she's not giving any resistance. i'm kissinng on her neck, she's not pulling away. when i try to unbutton her jeans, like most girls, she slapped my hand away. but i kept kissing on her neck. she's moaning. and even moves her hair out of the way so i can access it better. but i'm still like slowing trying to get in that ass. so i'm like, in a joking kinda way, i'm like, if u roll down your pants, i promise i'll behave. she giggles. shes like u sure? lol. i'm like suree. so she rolls down her pants, i discover she's really not wearing any underwear.
so with her back still turned on me, and me kissing her neck, i'm playing with her pucccy, which is like super wet now. i dont like yucky sh1t. sh1t horrifies me. but i'm really digging this chick so that sh1t actually turned me on. so she's like really wet, and damn near naked, i start taking off my clothes. im thinking, its about to get down.
and then when i get on her, to fuccck her, i go to grab a condom thats under the pillow, she goes nooo dont grab a condom. i'm like whatt? i goto put one on. she turned around on some "no" type sh1t. but i put the condom on anyway, and i got in one stroke, to which she moaned. and then she goes "you know this is rape right?"
soon as i heard that, i jumped right off her. like, what??????
what do u mean rape? i literally lost my cool in the inside. and she could tell i was shook. she starts giving me an attitude, got up, got dressed and left. and the whole time, i'm like thinking wtf just happened? this is some sh1t that has NEVER happened. NEVEr.when she left, i figured she thought i'd be blowing up her phone on some oh im so sorry sh1t. but i didn't. cuz i'm confused as fucck and shook at the same time. so i got a text from her saying "you're a disgusting piece of sh1t. when a girl says no, she really means no, i should ruin your life so your ass learns a fuccking lesson".
i read this and i'm like whattt??? so, sensing something funky is going on, i thought to myself, ok, i cant curse this b1tch out. so let me lay it down on her easy and monitor my words.
so i responded: "i didn't know thats what u thought of me. when i was kissing all over ur neck, u didn't push me away. but i'll never contact u again if that's what you want". i aint heard from the b1tch since.
now, i think to myself. its time to get a fuccking recorder. or some sh1t that will record every sexual encounter i engage in. because, i now see how women can really turn things around and ruin ur life over something that as ridiculous as nothing.
yall be careful out there!!!!
and thats the only thing that is holding me back
