Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[MikelArteta]

What a night

touched down and this girl I’ve been talking to met up with me. Came back to my spot and changed into this killer dress

Then went to this lounge and it was

Said screw it live once and went in and kissed her. Then she came back to my spot again and said if she could stay the night I said sure.

Before anything though she wanted both of us to take a hiv test

It was like two am and our deviant selfs rode on the back of a motorcycle or boda to a 24 hour clinic to do a rapid test

Anyways came back and

She’s taking me to the markets etc today .

 

[WIA20XX]

o a 24 hour clinic to do a rapid test

WOW.

*salute*

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

What a night

touched down and this girl I’ve been talking to met up with me. Came back to my spot and changed into this killer dress

Then went to this lounge and it was

Said screw it live once and went in and kissed her. Then she came back to my spot again and said if she could stay the night I said sure.

Before anything though she wanted both of us to take a hiv test

It was like two am and our deviant selfs rode on the back of a motorcycle or boda to a 24 hour clinic to do a rapid test

Anyways came back and

She’s taking me to the markets etc today .

these are tears of joy. I'm truly happy for you, brother.

 

[MikelArteta]

WOW.

*salute*

I’m at her place now she’s making me grasshoppers

 

[WIA20XX]

I’m at her place now she’s making me grasshoppers

 

[MikelArteta]

Grasshoppers are a delicacy here

 

[WIA20XX]

Grasshoppers are a delicacy here

Aight, I've had Tacos de Chapulines, so I'm hip.

 

[MikelArteta]

This girl is still here breh. Took me to the market today and I met her sister.

Now she’s back at my Airbnb cooking me dinner so I don’t have to spend

 

[Ohene]

Un fukking real.

 

[DrexlersFade]

What a night

touched down and this girl I’ve been talking to met up with me. Came back to my spot and changed into this killer dress

Then went to this lounge and it was

Said screw it live once and went in and kissed her. Then she came back to my spot again and said if she could stay the night I said sure.

Before anything though she wanted both of us to take a hiv test

It was like two am and our deviant selfs rode on the back of a motorcycle or boda to a 24 hour clinic to do a rapid test

Anyways came back and

She’s taking me to the markets etc today .

A win for one is a win for us all

 

[96Blue]

Aye Brehs, I need yall's help PLEASE!!!:

I'm 26 and managed to get this 21 year old Brehettes number from a dating website without asking for it yesterday. (She tried to give me her IG and I lied about not having one). Anyways we've been texting for 2 days and I'm trying to keep her interested. I just ask her simple questions like what is she in school for and what does she like for a man to do for her and shyt.

Lowkey, I'm trying to finesse a relationship (or just sex out of her) but there is one problem... I'm a VIRGIN (I KNOW)

I'm really trying not to fukk this up, but im anxious as fukk.

SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY.

 

[The ADD]

Aye Brehs, I need yall's help PLEASE!!!:

I'm 26 and managed to get this 21 year old Brehettes number from a dating website without asking for it yesterday. (She tried to give me her IG and I lied about not having one). Anyways we've been texting for 2 days and I'm trying to keep her interested. I just ask her simple questions like what is she in school for and what does she like for a man to do for her and shyt.

Lowkey, I'm trying to finesse a relationship (or just sex out of her) but there is one problem... I'm a VIRGIN (I KNOW)

I'm really trying not to fukk this up, but im anxious as fukk.

SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY.

Why are you trying to finesse a relationship with a woman you little about

You have sex with her by becoming text friends…..

 

[96Blue]

Why are you trying to finesse a relationship with a woman you little about

You have sex with her by becoming text friends…..

Well, I'm texting her to get to know her... idk

 

[The ADD]

Well, I'm texting her to get to know her... idk

Meeting people in person is a great way to get to know them…..

 

[96Blue]

I don't know what to do then.