Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[MikelArteta]

But she’s a doctor!

Like that’s suppose to get my dikk hard

exactly as a man as long as a chick has a job I could care less what she does

if she's a doctor and the other chick is an admin assistant

but the admin assistant is

I'm damn well choosing the admin assistant.

 

[Ahadi]

I hate that even on apps I've had chicks match with me on apps only to tell me that their friend thinks im cute and their friend looking like krs me too

This is what they think of us.

 

[Braman]

Out of sheer boredom I circled back on a chick I met at the club a good 3,4 years ago. Very pretty girl, petite, but prototype club chick, flaky, young, etc. I remember peeping her IG and she was a fake ass model

I hit her she said she didn’t remember me, so I just said ‘look I didn’t wanna waste your time Imeme take you to dinner since it didn’t happen before’. She was like….ok

I was a lil suprised tbh. So I said ok cool Saturday. She replies asap ‘ok, should I make reservations’ She sounding mad eager so at this point I’m like is she gon try to rob me? Or even worse, is she fat now. So I do some more snooping and find the ig again. She did get thicker…but in the right places …Her light face modeling has turned into ass shots and visible nipple SoI’ve seen this movie before , I search her ig username and ‘xxx’. bytch got nudes all on the net. And a freeze frame on one of them cam sites with a dude blowin her back out. Her face all in thr camera

I don’t know what to make of this. On one hand she could be a full on porn star. On the other hand, she bad af… if I woulda knew this I woulda said what you doin TONIGHT. But I guess I’ll find out this weekend

 

[Ahadi]

Out of sheer boredom I circled back on a chick I met at the club a good 3,4 years ago. Very pretty girl, petite, but prototype club chick, flaky, young, etc. I remember peeping her IG and she was a fake ass model

I hit her she said she didn’t remember me, so I just said ‘look I didn’t wanna waste your time Imeme take you to dinner since it didn’t happen before’. She was like….ok

I was a lil suprised tbh. So I said ok cool Saturday. She replies asap ‘ok, should I make reservations’ She sounding mad eager so at this point I’m like is she gon try to rob me? Or even worse, is she fat now. So I do some more snooping and find the ig again. She did get thicker…but in the right places …Her light face modeling has turned into ass shots and visible nipple SoI’ve seen this movie before , I search her ig username and ‘xxx’. bytch got nudes all on the net. And a freeze frame on one of them cam sites with a dude blowin her back out. Her face all in thr camera

I don’t know what to make of this. On one hand she could be a full on porn star. On the other hand, she bad af… if I woulda knew this I woulda said what you doin TONIGHT. But I guess I’ll find out this weekend

You might as well. You’re gona have to spend to hit it anyways. Just act like you don’t know she does porn.

 

[MikelArteta]

I hit her she said she didn’t remember me, so I just said ‘look I didn’t wanna waste your time Imeme take you to dinner since it didn’t happen before’. She was like….ok

I was a lil suprised tbh. So I said ok cool Saturday. She replies asap ‘ok, should I make reservations’ She sounding mad eager so at this point I’m like is she gon try to rob me? Or even worse, is she fat now. So I do some more snooping and find the ig again. She did get thicker…but in the right places …Her light face modeling has turned into ass shots and visible nipple SoI’ve seen this movie before , I search her ig username and ‘xxx’. bytch got nudes all on the net. And a freeze frame on one of them cam sites with a dude blowin her back out. Her face all in thr camera

I don’t know what to make of this. On one hand she could be a full on porn star. On the other hand, she bad af… if I woulda knew this I woulda said what you doin TONIGHT. But I guess I’ll find out this weekend

Good luck I was in a situation like that and couldn’t get over dem cum shots to the face all over the web

 

[skyrunner1]

Good luck I was in a situation like that and couldn’t get over dem cum shots to the face all over the web

I dont know whats worse, messing with a chick and then after yall stop kicking it finding out she doing full on porn, or meeting a chick and she tell you she was doing something strange for some change and tryna keep the repulsed look off your face

 

[The ADD]

Out of sheer boredom I circled back on a chick I met at the club a good 3,4 years ago. Very pretty girl, petite, but prototype club chick, flaky, young, etc. I remember peeping her IG and she was a fake ass model

I hit her she said she didn’t remember me, so I just said ‘look I didn’t wanna waste your time Imeme take you to dinner since it didn’t happen before’. She was like….ok

I was a lil suprised tbh. So I said ok cool Saturday. She replies asap ‘ok, should I make reservations’ She sounding mad eager so at this point I’m like is she gon try to rob me? Or even worse, is she fat now. So I do some more snooping and find the ig again. She did get thicker…but in the right places …Her light face modeling has turned into ass shots and visible nipple SoI’ve seen this movie before , I search her ig username and ‘xxx’. bytch got nudes all on the net. And a freeze frame on one of them cam sites with a dude blowin her back out. Her face all in thr camera

I don’t know what to make of this. On one hand she could be a full on porn star. On the other hand, she bad af… if I woulda knew this I woulda said what you doin TONIGHT. But I guess I’ll find out this weekend

 

[DaRealness]

I couldn’t get my meat hard while trying to smash this stank Coochie chick. Shyt was too foul but I kept trying on some savage shyt

Now she telling all her friends I can’t get up

She's embarassed so she's gotta save face.

I can't even look at a chick the same if she has a smelly vagina. shyt is revolting as hell and I have zero tolerance for bad personal hygiene on women. The mere fact she's blabbing your business (even if it's ducktales) to her friends is another reason to bush her for good.

 

[AStrangeName]

I couldn’t get my meat hard while trying to smash this stank Coochie chick. Shyt was too foul but I kept trying on some savage shyt

Now she telling all her friends I can’t get up

My dawg, you gotta have some pride and not smash if you know she STANK stank, I honestly would have told her even if it results to me not smashing and her ego being destroyed in the process. Like @VertigoKnight said, either she didn't wash herself or she has bv, because if she don't have bv, then that worse imo.

 

[MikelArteta]

I dont know whats worse, messing with a chick and then after yall stop kicking it finding out she doing full on porn, or meeting a chick and she tell you she was doing something strange for some change and tryna keep the repulsed look off your face

This chick didn't even tell me. She looked familiar and i ran her photo through pimeyes. Did 4 porn scenes and also was a escort

 

[Brandsdale]

“it’s not that i like trying to fix people but i like dating men that i have power over”

women 2023

run.

 

[Brandsdale]

Good luck I was in a situation like that and couldn’t get over dem cum shots to the face all over the web

 

[Apollo Creed]

Cleaning up my hinge backlog matching with chicks from a year ago

 

[MikelArteta]

Man nothing worse than matching with a chick her photos are damn

Then you video chat and she doesn’t even look the same

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

What is a safe but straight forward way to ask a coworker if she's feeling you? I still don't know for sure but this girl has given me sign after sign