Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[EastsideRio]

This gonna sound bad, but I bet you dude was raised by a single mom or grew up in a house full of women. That fairytale shyt does not work unless maybe if she's already deeply into you. And even then, you can't go overboard with it. Dude did way too much.

I was raised by a single mom and a house full of women. All that showed me was that most women ain’t shyt, and todays women damn sure ain’t nothing like the strong black women of the past.

 

[RaspberryFitted]

Good friend of mine is going to colombia for the bachelor party

In the group chat its plenty of nikkas talking about coke and prostitutes. They cant wait

Same dude has fukked numerous girls hes worked with and all that. Been with his girl ten years

Another dude just proposed…sweet instagram proposal with the rose pedals, the big MARRY ME letters, photographer..used to tell me about his cheating escapades too.

Another nikka i know brought his shorty here from Ghana and they have two sons together now i think. At the first dudes engagement party he mentioned how he cheats to reset his brain and numb himself to his girls shyt

Most these dudes i know in long term relationships have cheated or continue to cheat bro. And i dont blame them

Its how they cope with their girls fukkery

that shyt disheartening to hear

 

[re'up]

It would be hard to quantify for statistics, but I think it is really common. How many men carry on full out affairs is probably lower than one night, or a night at a bachelor party. From reading that book, the stress alone, the paranoia, shyt sounded a few degrees removed from the paranoia of drugs and crime. Multiple phones, multiple names, stash houses, cover stories, high stress tests all the time.

I know every kind of cheater, most I would say are situational, with a pattern, like a crime of opportunity, once a month, or whatever.

I know people with houses in different states, I know guys with a different Iphone for business travel, I know guys that it's just commonly accepted they stay out a few nights a week or a month.

The least common is the full on affair, with another person, where is regular and scheduled, and a separate relationship entirely.

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

Should I flirt with this pretty eyed coworker on valentines day? We're friends but she's been giving me choosing signals ever since I said her eyes were pretty. She laughs at all my jokes. Even the unfunny ones. It's too easy. Might have to nut in her

Make your move now or don't at all. You're on the border of the friendzone. And it's hard as hell to get back out of it

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

Thread full of horrible outcomes from shytting where you eat but best of luck to you in all your future HR and MeToo endeavors

I've dated and fukked plenty of coworkers and I've never had a problem. You'd have to be a completely retarded weirdo to run into problems. Dudes be abruptly cutting a coworker chick off or they pump and dump, of course the girl gonna be mad. Or dudes tell the whole world about what y'all doing and showing other dudes at work the videos of her sukking and taking backshots. Then they go snitch because they dirty macking you

When dating coworkers or smashing, do not cut her off or break up with her. Let her cut you off or break up with you. Or she might slowly start ghosting and drifting away over time. Let it happen. You not the first or the last coworker she's gonna interested in, women who sleep with coworkers make a habit of it. When she ends things don't get mad. Just be polite and cordial about it and don't treat her different or negatively. And of course keep never gossip about what y'all doing and don't be super obvious at work so the haters don't notice.

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

Make your move now or don't at all. You're on the border of the friendzone. And it's hard as hell to get back out of it

She practices witchcraft. I'll let her suck me off but that's as far as I'll go

 

[DA_LURKA]

She practices witchcraft. I'll let her suck me off but that's as far as I'll go

Give a witch access to your seed brehs...

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

Give a witch access to your seed brehs...

It'll be down her throat aint no access


S/o to @skeetsinternal

 

[DTXwavey_02]

Had sex earlier in the morning with my girl before my cpr cert class and the damn condom broke

We got a plan b right after but my ass been stressing 24/7, I’m only 20 and we damn sure not in the position to raise a kid

 

[Ahadi]

Had sex earlier in the morning with my girl before my cpr cert class and the damn condom broke

We got a plan b right after but my ass been stressing 24/7, I’m only 20 and we damn sure not in the position to raise a kid

You’ll be iight.

 

[The ADD]

Had sex earlier in the morning with my girl before my cpr cert class and the damn condom broke

We got a plan b right after but my ass been stressing 24/7, I’m only 20 and we damn sure not in the position to raise a kid

Congrats!

 

[rabbid]

What I have started to wonder (for years now) is what is the point of relationships anyways in this current generation?

It would be nice, ideal to have a life time partner that you can experience life with. A partner that offers stability. It would be nice to escape the "game". But it seems more ideal than anything

People are so fukked nowadays in how they see and treat relationships that its like what is the point? Even the nikkas i know in long term ones, or married - they be cheating and all that.

Being in a long term relationships is a handicap that you decide is worth it based on the girl. But in all honestly, most girls are not all that different nowadays and over time the sacrifices you've made become more and more obvious. You have to actively ignore what you're dealing with in order to find happiness and contentment.

In some cases the girl isnt even really accurately being herself until there's no threat of you leaving. Some men have convinced themselves the love they have is better than whatever else is out there because they haven't turned around and explored their options, or they have no options.

Its the allegory of the cave in relationship form.

Socrates explains how the philosopher is like a prisoner who is freed from the cave and comes to understand that the shadows on the wall are actually not the direct source of the images seen. A philosopher aims to understand and perceive the higher levels of reality. However, the other inmates of the cave do not even desire to leave their prison, for they know no better life.

 

[Ohene]

that shyt disheartening to hear

sorry bro

Being in a long term relationships is a handicap that you decide is worth it based on the girl. But in all honestly, most girls are not all that different nowadays and over time the sacrifices you've made become more and more obvious. You have to actively ignore what you're dealing with in order to find happiness and contentment.

In some cases the girl isnt even really accurately being herself until there's no threat of you leaving. Some men have convinced themselves the love they have is better than whatever else is out there because they haven't turned around and explored their options, or they have no options.

Its the allegory of the cave in relationship form.

well put

 

[DJSmooth]

Had sex earlier in the morning with my girl before my cpr cert class and the damn condom broke

We got a plan b right after but my ass been stressing 24/7, I’m only 20 and we damn sure not in the position to raise a kid

You'll be alright young blood

1. Pull out even with a condom on.
2. Pinch the top of the condom when you put it on to reduce the friction.
3. Make sure the condom doesn't dry out. I switch condoms out 2-3 times a session if I have to.

 

[Snoopy Loops]

Relationship brehs, how do y’all to fight the urge for new p*ssy? This shyt be driving me nuts sometimes. Ive never cheated in relationship but after the one year mark in all my relationships, the itch becomes mad pronounced. Im starting to think I might be destined for the gmb life.