Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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Got a homegirl that's on Tinder, Bumble, AND Hinge. Over 50 unread/unreplied to messages on each, notifications blowing up. I asked you ever gonna reply to them? She goes ehhh...if I'm bored enough I might.

Godspeed to all of you on them apps. I salute your patience and determination. Those stats are worse than when I was in the Navy (10 hot dogs for every bun, and a Navy bun was usually a 2/10- She's a 2 in the real world, but a 10 in the Navy).

I know apps are an ego boost/validation tool for women, but what I saw was a whole lot of dudes waiting for a reply and probably never getting one. She also told me she met up with a dude, wasn't feeling him, and curved him afterwards. Dude called her up cursing her out, called her a c*nt, all kinds of angry incel energy.

Guess who's gonna pay for his outburst?

Good luck!

The ugliest fattest girl will even have those numbers.
 

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ten years from now you can hop on and they'd still be there :heh:

I reactivated my account on one of the muslim dating apps i was on the other day. Hadn’t touched it since 2020…but i was curious to see if my matches were still there.

I had matches there from 2017. :mjlol:

5 goddamn years later and these hoes still on there :russ::mjlol:
 

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I reactivated my account on one of the muslim dating apps i was on the other day. Hadn’t touched it since 2020…but i was curious to see if my matches were still there.

I had matches there from 2017. :mjlol:

5 goddamn years later and these hoes still on there :russ::mjlol:

:heh:
Same for Hinge. I bet I could create an account right now and find 90% of the chicks I went out on a date with in the past few years on there.
 

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Got a homegirl that's on Tinder, Bumble, AND Hinge. Over 50 unread/unreplied to messages on each, notifications blowing up. I asked you ever gonna reply to them? She goes ehhh...if I'm bored enough I might.

Godspeed to all of you on them apps. I salute your patience and determination. Those stats are worse than when I was in the Navy (10 hot dogs for every bun, and a Navy bun was usually a 2/10- She's a 2 in the real world, but a 10 in the Navy).

I know apps are an ego boost/validation tool for women, but what I saw was a whole lot of dudes waiting for a reply and probably never getting one. She also told me she met up with a dude, wasn't feeling him, and curved him afterwards. Dude called her up cursing her out, called her a c*nt, all kinds of angry incel energy.

Guess who's gonna pay for his outburst?

Good luck!
like i said earlier, if your profile does not look FUN, no point in going on the app

You gotta remember that meeting women off these apps is flighty anyway cause all she has access to is your digital self. You could be a catfish, have a secret gf, a murderer (and you hacked into the app without people knowing) etc and people in general will make excuses as to why they dont wanna meetup (women will make reasons to flop all time time lol).





Meeting a woman in person in all honestly is a different feeling and interaction cause you see the bytch in real life, can read body language, be a lil touchy (if things are comfortable of coarse :whoa:).So long as you got a bit of sauce, you can make a much bigger impression on a woman
 

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like i said earlier, if your profile does not look FUN, no point in going on the app

You gotta remember that meeting women off these apps is flighty anyway cause all she has access to is your digital self. You could be a catfish, have a secret gf, a murderer (and you hacked into the app without people knowing) etc and people in general will make excuses as to why they dont wanna meetup (women will make reasons to flop all time time lol).





Meeting a woman in person in all honestly is a different feeling and interaction cause you see the bytch in real life, can read body language, be a lil touchy (if things are comfortable of coarse :whoa:).So long as you got a bit of sauce, you can make a much bigger impression on a woman

how old are you breh?
 

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Late 30s seems like a vibe dawg

Everyone I know in that age group either married with kids and matured or lives alone with hella pets

I want the pet route :flabbynsick:

No complaints. Making like triple I was when I was 30. I have no kids majority of my money goes to travelling (already 8 countries this year), photography ( just bought another camera for 2,500) and my nieces and nephew. Dating is also mad easier than my twenties.

Growing up I thought I'd be married by 25 :heh: , now if I don't meh
 

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Correct you how? :dwillhuh:

Your grammar? :mjlol:

Nah, one girl I said “I like her dreads” she responds with a one word answer “locs*” (Age 32)

Another said “I’m a grown woman & im not from Kansas City, I’m from Missouri. (Age 22)

:unimpressed:

They love to correct a black man, bet if Connor said it, it would be all laughs and giggles.
 
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