Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

that's something else

 

[Spades Of Aces]

Just a sad situation….you really have to be careful of the type of woman you give your time and energy to…

 

[MikelArteta]

Just a sad situation….you really have to be careful of the type of woman you give your time and energy to…

The Good book warns

 

[Uno Venova]

Everytime I have a good long conversation about life over the phone it wines up in the friendzone…even though I’m not there yet I can see it coming

Even after you fukked em?

 

[Abraxus]

Man this girl I went out with twice told me she gets cold sores once a year since she was 10 and just tested positive for hsv-1

Ik supposedly most of the world population has hsv1 but as far as I know I've never had a cold sore

Think I might have to bush her. this shyt is eye opening

For that I wouldn’t bush her. I fukked two doctors, female OBGYNs who didn’t have any issues with fukking men who had it. I asked them why? Then found out most of population has it. HPV btw is a given for most women, if affects men differently and not at all mostly but prevention is way better.

 

[Abraxus]

If a chick tells you "she needs space" because of overwhelming circumstances in her life..whats the proper response?

Much success to you, even if you wish me the opposite!

 

[WesCrook]

I jump into the dirty jokes/sex/sex toys immediately, if she's not responsive, I'm outta there. I don't do free convo.

Those "Guess what happened with me and my boss at work today" types

....and you haven't even caught a whiff of that muff yet.

Dump her and dump her fast

 

[BaggerofTea]

Everytime I have a good long conversation about life over the phone it wines up in the friendzone…even though I’m not there yet I can see it coming

Dont tell her shyt. Keep the life discussions about her existence, her world, her dreams, visions in life. How she feels about her closest people, what they have done for and to her.

Dont give her anything of you.

Her provides her the assurance in your "emotional invincibility" as well has giving you a blueprint of how to best mold her for your existence.

 

[Wise]

Everyone keeps bottled water in their cribs/refrigerators

However, make sure you get the 8oz bottles as well. Those "cute little bottles".

They love them shytz.

Lmao you need to explain the purpose of them little water bottles

 

[Krisrunner2049]

Keep going back to apps outta convenience til I realize most the decent, non fat hoes just selling pics or tryna get that ig follower count up. Finna pull a @KingZimbabwe and just holla at bytches

 

[King]

Keep going back to apps outta convenience til I realize most the decent, non fat hoes just selling pics or tryna get that ig follower count up. Finna pull a @KingZimbabwe and just holla at bytches

Hinge ain’t that bad tho

 

[LiveFromLondon]

Everytime I have a good long conversation about life over the phone it wines up in the friendzone…even though I’m not there yet I can see it coming

Women don't wanna be hearing that shyt, i used to be that nicca to tryna come off as an intellectual. Qouted post below is the truth, make everything about her, when it strays bring it right back to her
That way you can be jovial and be mocking her but in a light hearted manner. Also be brazen get that sex talk in slyly if she don't bite then and move on

Keep the life discussions about her existence, her world, her dreams, visions in life

 

[Rozay Oro]

I want to smash this married woman that I’m always snap chatting. Coli scumbags put me on game @skeetsinternal idk who else to tag

 

[WesCrook]

Work out, brehs!

Increase your stamina to be able to break these hoes off!

Exactly this.

Also, when they spot an in shape brotha, these thoughts enter their heads

 

[KeysT]

Where the DMV at?

Here