Straw Hat Luffy
Veteran
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Met up with a 25 year old desi woman who’s in Med school. Didn’t think it would work because I’m 11 years older but I’m surprised she’s mad fun and cool to be with.
But she don’t get any of my movie references. I made a reference to Indiana Jones and Back to the future and she was like “ What’s that?”
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your job to teach her. You're response should be "its a great movie, we should watch it together"
"Eight months pregnant
Looking for something serious
I know my worth"
I got one of the chicks I'm seeing whose 25 watching 80s and 90. horror movies in my bed.
What's her text saying?
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I mean... what can I say breh?There's more to this story, pimp
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The first thing I said was "how you doing tonight?"Where did she call you ugly at?![]()
Brehs I can’t find anyone to hit this bar with me, it’s more of a lounge atmosphere so imma look dumb solo. Unless y’all hit bars/lounges solo?![]()
IghtGo alone. You don’t need anybody. Enjoy your own time, watch the game.
Ightgood idea. Just chill and soak up the ambiance
it might be 80s night when I go so it’ll be packed. Hopefully to my benefit cuz I’m tryna get some #s
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I can’t dance lol. But everything else will be on point. Already have a new fit and will have a fresh fade, going to a black owned barber in Oakland to get cut up this timeJust dress good. Smell good. Grab a beer, or if you’re calorie focused, get a whiskey / scotch straight. Sit back observe the scene, watch the nba highlights.
They’ll come to you.
Don’t be afraid to dance with a joint.