Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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I couldn't talk to a woman for months and not be fukkin em but that's just me..wtf is there to talk about. If it's not leading to sex i could just text my male friends who are funnier and more interesting

That's the problem COVID now presents. Because so many have gotten lazy (and fat) they want to do more facetime/online "dates". That's all I get now "Can we FT?"....much to my chagrin, it still lets me see how big they really are, as opposed to dated pics they never want to change out. Once I FT its meet up immediately. I'm not there to be her phone-bone romance.
 

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That's the problem COVID now presents. Because so many have gotten lazy (and fat) they want to do more facetime/online "dates". That's all I get now "Can we FT?"....much to my chagrin, it still lets me see how big they really are, as opposed to dated pics they never want to change out. Once I FT its meet up immediately. I'm not there to be her phone-bone romance.
I would FT once and that's it. But the type of girls I match with are far enough on the in-shape side that even a year of slacking they'd still be hot. The problem is dudes match with a chick that looks good from certain angles and she was probably one cheeseburger away 2 years ago
 

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I couldn't talk to a woman for months and not be fukkin em but that's just me..wtf is there to talk about. If it's not leading to sex i could just text my male friends who are funnier and more interesting


Yeah because you’re basically friendzoning yourself
And the moment she finds a guy whose she really into you’ll be tossed aside.
 

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NYC black coffee tough guys aka the Stoozy Boys
I would FT once and that's it. But the type of girls I match with are far enough on the in-shape side that even a year of slacking they'd still be hot. The problem is dudes match with a chick that looks good from certain angles and she was probably one cheeseburger away 2 years ago

Thats also been the problem, the what is now a fukking classic of "Oh I put on COVID weight"...no bytch, you loved hamburgers before, and now you get to eat more of em... :hhh:
 

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I need you Tinder Hall of Famers and Text Gold Medalist to help me turn this around. Matched with her when I was buzzed and in my feelings (Valentines). Anyway look at this cringe intro and her response. Wanted to say == Wow, thanks for the compliment. I like you too but that seems even more clownish. I'll accept my neg, negus but I need turn this around.

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Never
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Double text
 

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That's the problem COVID now presents. Because so many have gotten lazy (and fat) they want to do more facetime/online "dates". That's all I get now "Can we FT?"....much to my chagrin, it still lets me see how big they really are, as opposed to dated pics they never want to change out. Once I FT its meet up immediately. I'm not there to be her phone-bone romance.
Im banking for everyone to come out of covid washed so i can clean up :shaq:
 

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:stopitslime:Same girl who thought I was going to chase her asked me if I’d like to go out with her. After 4 months? Nah. Told me how two dudes have disappointed her since I met her :mjlol: her heart was hurt lmao! Ok! I ignored her ass and sent her a reply 8 hours later like word? You wanna go out? She said I stayed in :russ: man I don’t give a fukk if you fine and I wanna fukk you! I ain’t waiting in line like to be all in your ass sniffing your p*ssy! Kiss my ass!
 

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That's the problem COVID now presents. Because so many have gotten lazy (and fat) they want to do more facetime/online "dates". That's all I get now "Can we FT?"....much to my chagrin, it still lets me see how big they really are, as opposed to dated pics they never want to change out. Once I FT its meet up immediately. I'm not there to be her phone-bone romance.

I do a FT and if she passes that one I suggest a socially distanced coffee or drink meet so I can see what she's looking like in person. If she's not on that, then it's the bushes.
 

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This COVID excuse is terrible I been ferrying chicks to my place, some even drove to me. I’m in London too

Like others have said I couldn’t do months talking and no action NEXT
Guess it depends on your home & there home situation.

If you can’t meet up at a house for whatever reason but you drive go for walks so you get acquainted or late night Starbucks drive through.

ive been pulling up at this girls house with no issues I feel safe due to her job she takes covid tests weekly :blessed:
 
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