Crayola Coyote
Superstar
Alright, so last Saturday one of the chicks I knew invited me to a House party and all their friends and more chicks were there. The ratio was 4:2. The other dudes were their “guy friends” and these dudes were corny looking as hell. 2 of the chicks that blew me were there also and I was talking to all the other chicks. What was weird is that all the chicks that didn’t want to talk to me all of a sudden were coming up to me happy to see me. I thought they were drunk but they told me “nah the times you talked to me I was drunk but right now I’m sober. 
“ I was like ummmm.. you sure? 
“ cause I never got this much attention. These chicks were not bad looking but they were average chicks. There was one chick there that I avoided cause when she gets drunk she starts being extra friendly and wants to kiss everyone and feel up on them. I always dodge this chick and some of the “guy friends” peeped game and told her to follow them to the pool. Idk what was going on at the pool but i had a bad feeling about it. Oh another thing is that I’m the only black dude at this party among bunch of cacs. I always ask myself wtf am I at this party but there ain’t shyt to do and these white chicks always want me around so I ain’t trippin and they always making food. Anyway I gave a few of my numbers out and bounced to meet up with my friends at some bar. It was aight but couple chicks were there in a group and I talked to them. One was from Tampa. Anyway. Forgot that I left my Nike jacket at the house party and had to get it the next day. So next day came I went back to the apartment the party was at to get my jacket and one of the roommates came out to hand it to me. When I reach to get my jacket he pulled it away from me and said “we gotta talk
“ I looked at him like dude there ain’t nothing to talk about. Now hand me my jacket I have to go. 
He asked me “did you ask any of the chicks last night anything sexual 
“ I told him I don’t have to explain anything to him now my jacket. 
He gave me the 
and told me that some chick was feeling some type of way when I was talking to her and she didn’t like it and he gotta take her side so I cannot come back to his spot i told him who so the chick? You know women say a lot of things right? 
He said just one for his female friends. I said who? If you don’t give me a name it’s nothing but chattypatty
. This man really thinks this chicks in his social circle are “good girls.” These chicks were blowing me 2 weeks ago in my car. These simps don’t know women at all on how they get down. 
Anyway, he said “yeah you can’t come back here again
” and I told him “you gonna tell me what you guys were doing with Brooke at the pool last night.. guy friend 
“ after I said that dude face 
He handed my jackets and sprint right inside. I knew something was up with those dudes that night cause they were watching me interacting with the girls and how the girls were interacting with me. 
I knew dude saw me as a threat and wanted to eliminate me cause he was in the friend zone trying to friend his way in the p*ssy and they didn’t see him and the other dudes that way but they saw me that way so he made some story up that they were uncomfortable aground me. I didn’t get no text saying “yeah you made us feel uncomfortable so we can’t see you again” or “you were hitting on my friends that no cool” and even from some of the girls mouth that they felt fine with me touching them those types of way. So when I see dude at another kick back I’m gonna punch him in the jaw for lying, being a rapist and a bytch ass nikka simp beta male. Coli y’all need to watch out cause these beta males can cockblock and make shyt up on you that’s not true just to get p*ssy from chicks that don’t like them
“ I was like ummmm.. you sure? “ cause I never got this much attention. These chicks were not bad looking but they were average chicks. There was one chick there that I avoided cause when she gets drunk she starts being extra friendly and wants to kiss everyone and feel up on them. I always dodge this chick and some of the “guy friends” peeped game and told her to follow them to the pool. Idk what was going on at the pool but i had a bad feeling about it. Oh another thing is that I’m the only black dude at this party among bunch of cacs. I always ask myself wtf am I at this party but there ain’t shyt to do and these white chicks always want me around so I ain’t trippin and they always making food. Anyway I gave a few of my numbers out and bounced to meet up with my friends at some bar. It was aight but couple chicks were there in a group and I talked to them. One was from Tampa. Anyway. Forgot that I left my Nike jacket at the house party and had to get it the next day. So next day came I went back to the apartment the party was at to get my jacket and one of the roommates came out to hand it to me. When I reach to get my jacket he pulled it away from me and said “we gotta talk “ I looked at him like dude there ain’t nothing to talk about. Now hand me my jacket I have to go. He asked me “did you ask any of the chicks last night anything sexual “ I told him I don’t have to explain anything to him now my jacket. He gave me the and told me that some chick was feeling some type of way when I was talking to her and she didn’t like it and he gotta take her side so I cannot come back to his spot i told him who so the chick? You know women say a lot of things right? He said just one for his female friends. I said who? If you don’t give me a name it’s nothing but chattypatty. This man really thinks this chicks in his social circle are “good girls.” These chicks were blowing me 2 weeks ago in my car. These simps don’t know women at all on how they get down. Anyway, he said “yeah you can’t come back here again” and I told him “you gonna tell me what you guys were doing with Brooke at the pool last night.. guy friend “ after I said that dude face He handed my jackets and sprint right inside. I knew something was up with those dudes that night cause they were watching me interacting with the girls and how the girls were interacting with me. I knew dude saw me as a threat and wanted to eliminate me cause he was in the friend zone trying to friend his way in the p*ssy and they didn’t see him and the other dudes that way but they saw me that way so he made some story up that they were uncomfortable aground me. I didn’t get no text saying “yeah you made us feel uncomfortable so we can’t see you again” or “you were hitting on my friends that no cool” and even from some of the girls mouth that they felt fine with me touching them those types of way. So when I see dude at another kick back I’m gonna punch him in the jaw for lying, being a rapist and a bytch ass nikka simp beta male. Coli y’all need to watch out cause these beta males can cockblock and make shyt up on you that’s not true just to get p*ssy from chicks that don’t like them
