I don't like to use the term thot, but this chick I'm talking to. She's a lawyer in Jersey and brushed off the distance between us, I live in Brooklyn. And she seems really into drinking.
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RealAssanova
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Can ya’ll believe these harlots? 
2 in da same damn day!!
1st shorty - met on a dating app. Mid 30’s. Matched on sunday and spoke on the phone monday. She liked the vibe so much so that she hmu today asking if i had plans cuz she wanted to kick it. Told her i was workin then gonna play soccer and so we could hang out after 7:30. She told me aiight and to holla at her closer to that time to let her know if things still good. Fast forward to around 6 i hit her up askin if she wants me to scoop her up or meet me at the spot. She responded around 7 saying to get her and asked if she should wear a mask jokingly. I was in da shower so i replied after like 15 mins and said naww but to send her address as i’m gonne be leavin da house in 5-10 mins. Tell me how my girl calls me right then and there and says to me “heyyy realassanova...you’re probably gonna hate me for this but i’m sooo sorry. Something came up for my mom that i gotta do and so i gotta cancel tonight.”
I’m fresh out da gotdamn shower, perfume on and she gonne tell me this now? Anyways, i tell her its all good and maybe some other time we’ll kick it (never again). And then she had the nerve to ask me “if you’re free later on, maybe we could do a video chat?” And i said to her “Naa. I’mma be out. I’mma go out and do stuff” told her take care and left it at that. 
2nd shorty - also matched with but already met up with before. I couldn’t let the evening go to waste so i went thru my sc and hit her up askin to kick it at this park and she was like aii cool. Same spot i was gonne take shorty #1. Now, here comes the fukkery. I hit her up on snap sayin i’mma eat first then leave so i’mma let her know when i was gonna leave. 25 mins go by and she responded tellin me kk. Anyways, I finish eating then msg her sayin i’m leavin now and its gonne take 20-25 mins for me to get there. 25 mins go by and i get to the spot and she replies “ohhh mann i’m so sorry. Just got out the shower. Gettin changed now”. I respond “i just got here....” stepped out and did my thing but no response from her till 25-30 mins later. Fast forward to that 25-30 min mark, it gets completely dark and she responds “i was doing somethin for my brother so i’m leavin now” and i tell her “naa i’m duckin home”she goes “what?” I said “its gettin dark” and she goes...”surely you knew u was gonne be there around sunset” and i went “i was here before 8:30 when there was still light”...then she goes...”so do you want me to go home? I’m confused?”...and i said “yeah i’mma head out. Its gonna take you 25-30 min to get here” and she said “ok” and i left for back home. The nerve of this chick to think that i’mma wait another 30 mins for her till 10pm when i told her i got there before 8:30. I don’t care what coulda or not happened at that time (around 10pm and after)...that shyt don’t fly wit me at all.
Fukk up on outta here with that bullshyt
2 in da same damn day!!
1st shorty - met on a dating app. Mid 30’s. Matched on sunday and spoke on the phone monday. She liked the vibe so much so that she hmu today asking if i had plans cuz she wanted to kick it. Told her i was workin then gonna play soccer and so we could hang out after 7:30. She told me aiight and to holla at her closer to that time to let her know if things still good. Fast forward to around 6 i hit her up askin if she wants me to scoop her up or meet me at the spot. She responded around 7 saying to get her and asked if she should wear a mask jokingly. I was in da shower so i replied after like 15 mins and said naww but to send her address as i’m gonne be leavin da house in 5-10 mins. Tell me how my girl calls me right then and there and says to me “heyyy realassanova...you’re probably gonna hate me for this but i’m sooo sorry. Something came up for my mom that i gotta do and so i gotta cancel tonight.”
I’m fresh out da gotdamn shower, perfume on and she gonne tell me this now? Anyways, i tell her its all good and maybe some other time we’ll kick it (never again). And then she had the nerve to ask me “if you’re free later on, maybe we could do a video chat?” And i said to her “Naa. I’mma be out. I’mma go out and do stuff” told her take care and left it at that. 2nd shorty - also matched with but already met up with before. I couldn’t let the evening go to waste so i went thru my sc and hit her up askin to kick it at this park and she was like aii cool. Same spot i was gonne take shorty #1. Now, here comes the fukkery. I hit her up on snap sayin i’mma eat first then leave so i’mma let her know when i was gonna leave. 25 mins go by and she responded tellin me kk. Anyways, I finish eating then msg her sayin i’m leavin now and its gonne take 20-25 mins for me to get there. 25 mins go by and i get to the spot and she replies “ohhh mann i’m so sorry. Just got out the shower. Gettin changed now”. I respond “i just got here....” stepped out and did my thing but no response from her till 25-30 mins later. Fast forward to that 25-30 min mark, it gets completely dark and she responds “i was doing somethin for my brother so i’m leavin now” and i tell her “naa i’m duckin home”
she goes “what?” I said “its gettin dark” and she goes...”surely you knew u was gonne be there around sunset” and i went “i was here before 8:30 when there was still light”...then she goes...”so do you want me to go home? I’m confused?”...and i said “yeah i’mma head out. Its gonna take you 25-30 min to get here” and she said “ok” and i left for back home. The nerve of this chick to think that i’mma wait another 30 mins for her till 10pm when i told her i got there before 8:30. I don’t care what coulda or not happened at that time (around 10pm and after)...that shyt don’t fly wit me at all.Fukk up on outta here with that bullshyt
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Crayola Coyote
Superstar
Women that do not like you will avoid eye contact with you or ignore you. I found this out when I go out. But 80% of the time I talk to women they are comfortable with me touching them on their leg and other areas. I still get rejected but it lets me know that they have somewhat interest instead of getting flat out ignored. It’s better to go out alone then go with a friend that has no game or is scared to even open their mouth when you go to a group of women or even 2 women.
Crayola Coyote
Superstar
dude they do this on purpose. I was dating this white chick that is a junior at the local college. She told me she gonna go to LA for a 2 day concert but the dude that has the tickets said the tickets got stolen. I told her that the dude never had the tickets and just want you to go out there and smash. Her dumb ass went there and had to stay with her friends and buy her own tickets for the concert. Chick is a dumbass. Yeah she didn’t smash dude cause she is not into white dudes and if she did idc cause ain’t my wife
VertigoKnight
Veteran
Damn chicks have the brehs on this page stressing 
Last few weeks other than my usual dependable roster. No one new who I felt was worth the effort has popped up. Just a whole bunch of flakes, bullshytters and a lot of big talkers.
But when a chick makes this process stress free it stands out.
Was talking to this very pretty Japanese chick. But she worked long hours at a restaurant as a manager so her days off were rare. We started chatting two weeks ago during the daytime. But I had another date that night, so I gave her my number and told her to message me which she did.
We texted, but contact slowed, was trying to take it a bit slow and not be too explicit with her. I've found these non western asian women dont respond well to that.
Anyway this past Sunday morning she messaged me in the morning asking how I was. I was with a friend at a cafe so told her I was going to ring her in an hour which she was surprised but excited about.
She's only been speaking English for 4 years, so her English was understandable but spotty, but we had a good phone convo. Before I could, she asked me if I wanted to meetup and do something on Monday.
It was a holiday Monday here in Canada and she had a day off. So I was up for it.
Anyway, we planned to grab something to eat first at 4pm then go to a park and chill in the shade with some drinks. We were both up for oysters so we met a new spot neither of us had tried. She turned up on time and was looking delectable. Even better looking in person, We ate and vibed, no lull in conversation plenty of touching and eye contact. And what I especially liked, she had her card out already before the bill even arrived and we split the bill.
Walking to the park and she wants to use the washroom. No decent ones around, so I say we could stop by my place as it was near and use my bathroom as I needed to go as well.
Once we got to my place we didn't end up making it to the park.
She finally left my place around 2.00am
Love low key women who are happy to go with the flow. No big talk about how good her sex game is she just showed me how she gets down in person.
If only all these chicks could be this congenial. She already wants to meetup again and I'm down for that.
Last few weeks other than my usual dependable roster. No one new who I felt was worth the effort has popped up. Just a whole bunch of flakes, bullshytters and a lot of big talkers.
But when a chick makes this process stress free it stands out.
Was talking to this very pretty Japanese chick. But she worked long hours at a restaurant as a manager so her days off were rare. We started chatting two weeks ago during the daytime. But I had another date that night, so I gave her my number and told her to message me which she did.
We texted, but contact slowed, was trying to take it a bit slow and not be too explicit with her. I've found these non western asian women dont respond well to that.
Anyway this past Sunday morning she messaged me in the morning asking how I was. I was with a friend at a cafe so told her I was going to ring her in an hour which she was surprised but excited about.
She's only been speaking English for 4 years, so her English was understandable but spotty, but we had a good phone convo. Before I could, she asked me if I wanted to meetup and do something on Monday.
It was a holiday Monday here in Canada and she had a day off. So I was up for it.
Anyway, we planned to grab something to eat first at 4pm then go to a park and chill in the shade with some drinks. We were both up for oysters so we met a new spot neither of us had tried. She turned up on time and was looking delectable. Even better looking in person, We ate and vibed, no lull in conversation plenty of touching and eye contact. And what I especially liked, she had her card out already before the bill even arrived and we split the bill.
Walking to the park and she wants to use the washroom. No decent ones around, so I say we could stop by my place as it was near and use my bathroom as I needed to go as well.
Once we got to my place we didn't end up making it to the park.
She finally left my place around 2.00am
Love low key women who are happy to go with the flow. No big talk about how good her sex game is she just showed me how she gets down in person.
If only all these chicks could be this congenial. She already wants to meetup again and I'm down for that.
Saysumthinfunnymike
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remember what i said about ten days ago. Now this crazy chick is out of my life and I'm making money in the market again. It's not a coincidence.
What market? Shawty was cockblocking?
I just added this chick on snap. Sent two selfies and she got to the chase in her own words. Rejected a breh lmaooooDamn took my first official L earlier today at Burger King. Flirted with a older bytch and she looked at ya boy like "" while I was placing my order.
I only ordered a 2 for 5
Still got the digits though buuuut I feel dirty since i'm supposed to be on a diet but i been sneak eating
99+ likes in 18 hoursa lot of cacs tho as expected. The black chics are on here are those "emo" cac hunting obese variety for the most part. All the fine ones must be back on Hinge which I deleted Midway through the pandemic.
Matched with a fine ass Black Indian chick tho. No mention of kids until her bio. Looked at her IG smh two abstacles...I mean.. kidsI don't even know if I wanna shoot my shot anymore.
ObstaclesHow I get on your level?My colleague is moving in to a new apartment with her boyfriend today.
Tell me why she sending me a screenshot from bumble with some 44 year old cac talking about "this is your competition #actually6foot3 "hashtagmyrealname" bruh has my same first name apparently. She's in her 40s
But in my head I'm like why are you still swiping bumble on the very day you're moving into a new crib with your boyfriend who you've been dating for over a year and you tell the world you love so much
Just continue do y'all brehs cause these chics doing them relationship or not young and old. I know first hand. I ain't shyt and niether was my ex
George Gooney
AA GANG AA GANG AA GANG
Nikka you shoulda been did that.About 2 seconds away from blocking every chick in my phone gahdamn
This female I thought I was having a normal ass conversation with on tinder just told me I can send her 40 if I want some head. Lmao I’m fukkin done with these hoes
The Radiant One
Superstar
Not exclusively I mean you could still talk to this chick.However you need to understand the most valuable thing you have is time. You should not be exclusive with this woman. Because you’re giving away options which means you really need to be getting something. A lot of nikkas think that Because they don’t pay for a check they got to p*ssy for free however it takes him weeks to get the p*ssy.
Time is money