Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

Snoopy Loops

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What kind of dude orders things for a female he has never met?


If she asked, that means a simp has done it before, always.

The whole time, she constantly talking how many nikkas tryna hola at her even in her PJs. I’m like you feeling yourself way too much from the get go :hhh:.
You cool but nikkas hola at any broad that’s decent. We savages yo:mjlit:
 

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:wow: Just got got with the
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From okc.

Talking about am I "thicker" than you thought? :skip:
 
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Funny world.

A cowoker put brunch together at a job I left in 2015. I flirted with one of her homegirls the whole day then walked her to her uber but didn't shoot. She asked, "are you gonna get my number" and that's how we started talking, nothing every transpired but we've talked on and off since.

A chick I posted about before, "I don't know if you know this but I'm single now" and I have been kickin' it about 3 weeks. Beat her down this morning.

Today I see brunch friend on IG (recently added) drinkin' by herself, we send a few messages then I pull up. First thing she wanna do is question me about the chick I just beat down, saying ol girl told her I invited her over and cooked for her. They are somehow friends, one from Orlando and the other from Atlanta, living in Dallas.

She's like damn, "you never cooked for me"...I said, "chill, it was breakfast, Im tryna make you a lobster or some'n" I ended up finishing off her Crown: apple (3), caramel (2), vanilla (2) drinks respectively - even FT'd my nikka like a lil bih when she was on the patio cause her spot is lavish.

Ended up losing track of time and was over there like 3 hours, was suppose to go see my mom's. I dipped off, forgot my phone. It's Friday and I know my phone jumpin' like a bihhhh....it aint even 2 yet so Mar ain't even started blowing my phone up yet :sadcam:
 

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I don't know what it is but my sex drive is extremely low right now. :francis:

For my 29th birthday 2 days ago, I had linked up with this 22 year old girl that my lil brother knows...he was about to smash that night but he passed her to me and I went home.

Tried to knock it down but I just couldn't get in the groove. It didn't help that I was drunk as fukk too. I did eventually get my nut but overall I felt I could've did better.

It's just ain't been the same since me and my ex split up a few months ago...she even told me that my sex game been hit or miss.

It's like damn...a nikka deal with much shyt on a daily basis, working, stressing, worrying about shyt it's like she dont understand how much of that effects your sex drive.

I ain't no damn pornstar....Im not gonna spend hours fukking doing 10 different positions.:yeshrug:


It's like when I fukk, I try to make sure I do a perfect job to please her but I end up doing either too much or not enough.

I don't have issues getting my dikk up or nuttin prematurely nh....I'm just in that whatever zone now that I don't care.:yeshrug:

Quarantine definitely impacted me too.
 
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