Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Tommy Lee Jones]

The game has been fukked up for all time, but these Onlyfans type dudes having been ensuring it stays that way.

Coming up with date ideas is so aggravating. Broads be like "what we doing?" Im just looking at the text like .

Mostly cuz im a homebody, not really hip to the scene in my city.

I asked her how so? like through moral support? havent heard back yet. fasr as srtting up dates. For the first few I always do something cheap or free. If she expecting something expensive and lavish first few days she's going to the bushes.

 

[Goon for hire]

What happened

Stepped to this fine ass redbone in my human biology class and got curved.

it’s whatever though I’ma keep that shyt pushin lol.

everybody has gotten shot down at some point

 

[Snoopy Loops]

I asked her how so? like through moral support? havent heard back yet. fasr as srtting up dates. For the first few I always do something cheap or free. If she expecting something expensive and lavish first few days she's going to the bushes.

Any broad requesting anything from the jump is bushes status. If I see anything on their bio demanding anything, either material or immaterial, bushes.

I’ve been seeing this broad for a month or two now. We’ve smashed and all, so it’s no big deal. She can tolerate my indecisiveness to a degree.

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

Stepped to this fine ass redbone in my human biology class and got curved.

it’s whatever though I’ma keep that shyt pushin lol.

everybody has gotten shot down at some point

Everyone get's got breh!

I have this chick in a lot of my courses this semester, so I took that as a sign to talk to her whenever I have the chance to do so.
In our convo Monday she smoothly brought up she has a boyfriend.
I know it's not really the same as your experience but that shyt had me like 'damn!' on the inside.

The positive part is that we are all trying!

 

[PharaohAtem]

This one thick brown skin swear she be giving me some stares

 

[VertigoKnight]

Been taking a break from the dating and like clockwork the week before I travel chicks are popping up all over the place. Wanting to see me.

Went on an impromptu Bumble date with a chick from Kazakhstan, which I didn't know has lots of Koreans.

She's mid thirties, very attractive, keeps herself in shape. We went to watch a movie and afterwards went for drinks and food. She held her own in our convo. Everything flowed. She works in stem cell research.

Things I liked. She brought my cinema ticket without me even asking. And also had no qualms about going halfs on the drinks and meal we had.

Now I knew she wouldn't let me hit on the first date so I had to make sure she knew what time it was. So gentle escalation all evening getting her used to me touching and being playful etc. Walked her back to the station and when we got there we hugged, then I went back in for the kiss, which she reciprocated. Stood there kissing, then told her to message me when she gets home.

Half an hour later she messages, saying she had an amazing time and wants to see me again. I give her my number and tell her to whatsapp me. Which she does, Then told her she should invite me round for dinner. Which she jumped at the chance to.

Will try to see her before I go. I can tell she hasn't been smashed for a while.

 

[Ahadi]

Ok girl hits me on my lunch break. We were supposed to link a couple weeks back but her nephew “busted his head open at Chuck E. Cheese”

Then she’s like “You want me to send more? I’ll go to the bathroom right now”

And sure enough she sends more tit pics and vids of her playing with her p*ssytalking bout this Saturday she’s finally free, for real.

I told her we’ll seebut part of me is thinkingwho sexts so dirty thru texts, sends nudes, to a nikka she has yet to Fck?

Sounds like an attention thot.

 

[SATAN]

Ok girl hits me on my lunch break. We were supposed to link a couple weeks back but her nephew “busted his head open at Chuck E. Cheese”

Then she’s like “You want me to send more? I’ll go to the bathroom right now”

And sure enough she sends more tit pics and vids of her playing with her p*ssytalking bout this Saturday she’s finally free, for real.

I told her we’ll seebut part of me is thinkingwho sexts so dirty thru texts, sends nudes, to a nikka she has yet to Fck?

Get more pics and vids out of her, then send her to the Bushes Dimension

 

[Silkk]

Stepped to this fine ass redbone in my human biology class and got curved.

it’s whatever though I’ma keep that shyt pushin lol.

everybody has gotten shot down at some point

Man yall got 4 months ahead to see each other, Should've played that shyt slow lol

What you said?

 

[Goon for hire]

Man yall got 4 months ahead to see each other, Should've played that shyt slow lol

What you said?

Told her I thought she was cute and that I wanted to get to know her better. She hit me with the and said “you gonna have to come better than that” and put her earbuds back in and walked away from me

It’s whatever tho I’m about to start pawging again

 

[360dagod]

long story short


i have met a young chick who doesn't go out much
anytime she go out at nyt she's surrounded by her cousin and brothers

she super quiet but last time i saw her , she was talkin me and laugin with me

so i went to an after party she was ther with the cousin and brothers (4 guys)

i culdnt take her number cuz i knw 2 of her cousin so i sent my hypewoman (good friend of mine) she went ther and took it for me and shawty was okay with it


before i left i noticed that most of ther bros were lookin at me with a bad eyes , she was alone for like 3 min
i talked to her and told her to take my number
she took it and said that she will text me




it been 3 days she ddnt text
i knew she was interested but i know her brothers told her bad things abt me cuz
they used to see me with different girl


i got her number form my hypewoman



shuld i call her and set a date or shuld i give up


@jay83 @VertigoKnight @Koli_Kat @Lord Scarf @360dagod @TheManFromVA
@Marzupial

Sounds like trouble

 

[Silkk]

Told her I thought she was cute and that I wanted to get to know her better. She hit me with the and said “you gonna have to come better than that” and put her earbuds back in and walked away from me

It’s whatever tho I’m about to start pawging again

That bytch arrogant af

 

[MikelArteta]

Been taking a break from the dating and like clockwork the week before I travel chicks are popping up all over the place. Wanting to see me.

Went on an impromptu Bumble date with a chick from Kazakhstan, which I didn't know has lots of Koreans.

She's mid thirties, very attractive, keeps herself in shape. We went to watch a movie and afterwards went for drinks and food. She held her own in our convo. Everything flowed. She works in stem cell research.

Things I liked. She brought my cinema ticket without me even asking. And also had no qualms about going halfs on the drinks and meal we had.

Now I knew she wouldn't let me hit on the first date so I had to make sure she knew what time it was. So gentle escalation all evening getting her used to me touching and being playful etc. Walked her back to the station and when we got there we hugged, then I went back in for the kiss, which she reciprocated. Stood there kissing, then told her to message me when she gets home.

Half an hour later she messages, saying she had an amazing time and wants to see me again. I give her my number and tell her to whatsapp me. Which she does, Then told her she should invite me round for dinner. Which she jumped at the chance to.

Will try to see her before I go. I can tell she hasn't been smashed for a while.

a date before giving out your number

teach us Jedi master

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Been taking a break from the dating and like clockwork the week before I travel chicks are popping up all over the place. Wanting to see me.

Went on an impromptu Bumble date with a chick from Kazakhstan, which I didn't know has lots of Koreans.

She's mid thirties, very attractive, keeps herself in shape. We went to watch a movie and afterwards went for drinks and food. She held her own in our convo. Everything flowed. She works in stem cell research.

Things I liked. She brought my cinema ticket without me even asking. And also had no qualms about going halfs on the drinks and meal we had.

Now I knew she wouldn't let me hit on the first date so I had to make sure she knew what time it was. So gentle escalation all evening getting her used to me touching and being playful etc. Walked her back to the station and when we got there we hugged, then I went back in for the kiss, which she reciprocated. Stood there kissing, then told her to message me when she gets home.

Half an hour later she messages, saying she had an amazing time and wants to see me again. I give her my number and tell her to whatsapp me. Which she does, Then told her she should invite me round for dinner. Which she jumped at the chance to.

Will try to see her before I go. I can tell she hasn't been smashed for a while.

Not just a question to Vertigo but to everyone reading: Have y'all had a lot of success with women who initially refuse to give you the phone number?

It's bushes status for me if a chick doesn't give me her digits and wants to stay chatting on the app. Am I playing it wrong?

 

[George Gooney]

Not just a question to Vertigo but to everyone reading: Have y'all had a lot of success with women who initially refuse to give you the phone number?

It's bushes status for me if a chick doesn't give me her digits and wants to stay chatting on the app. Am I playing it wrong?

Nah Its def bushes from there.