Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Ohene]

I have this shorty (for real she's 4' 11" and im 6' 1") on my case. This is by far the shortest ive messed with. Honestly shyt is kinda akward. Whats the shortest y'all have messed with?

my girl 5'1 im 6'1
i prefer taller girls. ill even date a girl taller than me so its something i had to consciously decide to overlook

 

[pickles]

Doggy i did my homework...saw she hid her belly on dating app...thats why i looked up her insta n was smh...n the single mom shyt...shorty got mad i didnt text her for few days

As soon as she was belly fishing she was done...single mom..liar

My plan was to get head n ghost her...she was never a serious contender AT ALL..

Breh you still talking about how you want to fukk a single mother with a beer belly.

You STILL talking about her in this thread, when I can guarantee you she does not have you in her mind at all.

I bet you would still fukk, if she called you right now. SMH.

 

[mortuus est]

Breh you still talking about how you want to fukk a single mother with a beer belly.

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[SAINT]

Doggy i did my homework...saw she hid her belly on dating app...thats why i looked up her insta n was smh...n the single mom shyt...shorty got mad i didnt text her for few days

As soon as she was belly fishing she was done...single mom..liar

My plan was to get head n ghost her...she was never a serious contender AT ALL..

sounds like your ego kinda hurting bro. you're probably wondering how a big belly single mother had the nerve to delete your number when she should be kneeling at your feet and kissing your toes. it be like that, she doesn't owe you anything. just keep it pushing

 

[Uno Venova]

Recap...got a girls # from a app..i checked her insta n looked diff.

She a single mom (L)
Hiding her stomach but shes mad skinny
Liar
Drinks ALOT

..she stays blocks away so i thought maybe i can blow a load on her face n ghost her...so today i hit her up..so she deleted my #bcuz i didnt text her for a 2 days....she lied n said that her phone broke...when on her insta she made a post a month ago "after years i got a iphone 7" heres the thing metro in my city dont sell the old ass iphones

Waste of that height

 

[Snoopy Loops]

my girl 5'1 im 6'1
i prefer taller girls. ill even date a girl taller than me so its something i had to consciously decide to overlook

Yeah, my last girl was 5' 5".

5' 5" and above is cool. 5ft and below starts looking awkward.

 

[Astroslik]

I’m 6’1 no way in hell im wifing a chick that’s less than 5’7

 

[Goon for hire]

I fukked around and told shorty I loved her last night when we were together and haven’t heard from her all day.

she didn’t say the shyt back either. I’ve been thinking of calling her all day and texted her good morning and she didn’t reply. Why god have to make me a simp?


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She blocked me on Instagram, snap, and my number
Got in an argument on Wednesday after she hit me up and I guess that was the last straw

Spoiler

It’s all good cause we ain’t pawging in 2020 anyways

 

[VertigoKnight]

She blocked me on Instagram, snap, and my number
Got in an argument on Wednesday after she hit me up and I guess that was the last straw

Spoiler

It’s all good cause we ain’t pawging in 2020 anyways

What did she hit you up to say?

 

[Goon for hire]

What did she hit you up to say?

Said she wasn’t prepared for me to say I loved her and that she wasn’t sure I meant it and shyt and said she wasn’t ready for a relationship and kept asking me if I meant it when I said I loved her.

 

[Astroslik]

Said she wasn’t prepared for me to say I loved her and that she wasn’t sure I meant it and shyt and said she wasn’t ready for a relationship and kept asking me if I meant it when I said I loved her.

youre basically the female in this situation. YOU should be the only one receiving the “I love you”.

 

[VertigoKnight]

youre basically the female in this situation. YOU should be the only one receiving the “I love you”.

Yeah, once a female feels you're getting too smoochy she's backing up.

It's a damn shame you have to treat these females like they aint shyt to keep them keen.

 

[Max.]

Breh you still talking about how you want to fukk a single mother with a beer belly.

You STILL talking about her in this thread, when I can guarantee you she does not have you in her mind at all.

I bet you would still fukk, if she called you right now. SMH.

U clearly didnt read what i posted after i looked at her insta i said head only...nothing else

 

[Max.]

Met up with a cute asian girl with a tongue ring at starbucks...

 

[Auger]

Edit: nvm