Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Max.]

This ain't it homie.

You a 6'5 dude talking about you know she lying cause u searched thru her IG and found out shes had that phone for months.
She probably didn't have your number saved to begin with and just deleted her history so she literally had no idea who you was...
But here you are talking about you that 6'5 dude who lives a few blocks away, tryna treat her life 3 messages in, and calling her a drunk...

I'd be scared for my life if I was her


Seems like she did the right thing deleting your number

the convo was normal..until the bytch started sendn shots on some who dis shyt.. the bytch hit me up on some omg ur so tall shyt...

She got a new phone two months ago...i texted her for past 6 days...i didnt hit her up for the last 2 days n she got all salty..hence who dis? SHE hit me up on a app...SHE wanted to text


Single mom(strike)
Drunk(she said she drinks almost every nite)
Using pics where she hides her gut( gut fishn)
Cryn about toxic baby daddys( no self awareness in life)

She can eat a dikk..i just wanted head

 

[jay83]

the convo was normal..until the bytch started sendn shots on some who dis shyt.. the bytch hit me up on some omg ur so tall shyt...

She got a new phone two months ago...i texted her for past 6 days...i didnt hit her up for the last 2 days n she got all salty..hence who dis? SHE hit me up on a app...SHE wanted to text


Single mom(strike)
Drunk(she said she drinks almost every nite)
Using pics where she hides her gut( gut fishn)
Cryn about toxic baby daddys( no self awareness in life)

She can eat a dikk..i just wanted head

You were better off just asking her for head straight up vs that shyt show you posted tryna catch her in a lie lol

 

[Astroslik]

Recap...got a girls # from a app..i checked her insta n looked diff.

She a single mom (L)
Hiding her stomach but shes mad skinny
Liar
Drinks ALOT

..she stays blocks away so i thought maybe i can blow a load on her face n ghost her...so today i hit her up..so she deleted my #bcuz i didnt text her for a 2 days....she lied n said that her phone broke...when on her insta she made a post a month ago "after years i got a iphone 7" heres the thing metro in my city dont sell the old ass iphones

She’s right. You sounds nuts.

 

[African_brehda]

How y'all handle it when your girl acts up?
She was going through some shyt and directed some of the energy towards me
I've ignored her for sometime, she's been hitting me up..how do I approach this?

 

[Max.]

Yeah im tired of repeating myself...

The bytch was salty i didnt txt her back tuesday...n today she was being shiity...my plan was to get head n ghost her(after i saw her sloppy ways) but i said fukk it ...shes makn IG posts but her phone was broken..the same day.

New number who dis? Is some sarcastic shyt

 

[semicko82]

Yeah im tired of repeating myself...

The bytch was salty i didnt txt her back tuesday...n today she was being shiity...my plan was to get head n ghost her(after i saw her sloppy ways) but i said fukk it ...shes makn IG posts but her phone was broken..the same day.

New number who dis? Is some sarcastic shyt

Why you giving so much energy to a chick you barely know?

 

[Max.]

Why you giving so much energy to a chick you barely know?

I think posters took me talkn shyt as anger or sumthn...i laughed about it..

 

[Ransoming]

I think posters took me talkn shyt as anger or sumthn...i laughed about it..

creep stuff my man

 

[DapMeUp!]

Same as when chicks say "you're a great guy but..." everyone knows it's absolute bullshyt.

 

[Canon]

How y'all handle it when your girl acts up?
She was going through some shyt and directed some of the energy towards me
I've ignored her for sometime, she's been hitting me up..how do I approach this?

tell her she fukked and I pretty much pull away until she starts acting right

or dump her

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

Women and their agendas with Lizzo need to be stopped.

 

[Snoopy Loops]

I have this shorty (for real she's 4' 11" and im 6' 1") on my case. This is by far the shortest ive messed with. Honestly shyt is kinda akward. Whats the shortest y'all have messed with?

 

[Yinny]

Do yall catch women in lies?? I do alot few days in...i be roasting these bytches tho

Had this weirdo bytch that was hiding her gut in pics...she was skinny but had a beer belly...like the men in black aliens scust

How is she the weirdo when you all on her ig page and trying to figure out her life? THEN you have the nerve to harass her via text? Especially since as you said you just wanted some head-what were you gonna accomplish with those texts-guilt-bully her into giving you some?

Sounds like you jumped to a conclusion and wanted to take control of the situation, maybe your ego was hurt. But you come off looking like the lame in this case, not her. Glad men in here called you out.

 

[DJSmooth]

I have this shorty (for real she's 4' 11" and im 6' 1") on my case. This is by far the shortest ive messed with. Honestly shyt is kinda akward. Whats the shortest y'all have messed with?

You accidentally get her pregnant your sons are going to hate you forever.

 

[Snoopy Loops]

You accidentally get her pregnant your sons are going to hate you forever.

Either Plan B, birth control, or bust (pun not intended).