Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Sinnerman]

going away next month to amsterdam brehs 3rd trip this year to europe

sometimes i do feel a little itch and then i'll find myself out on a date or something and then that feeling like i'd have to give up my "freedom" and sacrifice

Like i went out on sunday the chick was cool looked nice etc. but like she wants to talk every day, text all the time, phone calls, meet up on saturday when i have ncaa football and its like

This is so true breh

I told the girl I'm seeing that I'm going out of town for the weekend

I really just want to go to my local dive by myself, relax, handle some business and watch football.

 

[Youseenmywork]

man listen...

 

[Youseenmywork]

 

[Youseenmywork]

 

[Youseenmywork]

 

[Taharqa]

Spoiler

Cut that simpin shyt out brehs

My new nikes clean then a bytch

 

[Silkk]

Spoiler

Cut that simpin shyt out brehs

My new nikes clean then a bytch

How much she weigh?

 

[MikelArteta]

False

More like 95 percent

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

For the brehs going throufh droughts when you eventually get a chick.

DON'T TELL HER YOU BEEN IN A DROUGHT.

Sidenote: I aint get p*ssy in almost 14 months..

What would be a good answer if a broad asks last time I had sex?

My pawg back in Seattle might ask me that..she did when we first met

 

[Marzupial]

For the brehs going throufh droughts when you eventually get a chick.

DON'T TELL HER YOU BEEN IN A DROUGHT.

Sidenote: I aint get p*ssy in almost 14 months..

What would be a good answer if a broad asks last time I had sex?

My pawg back in Seattle might ask me that..she did when we first met

Tell her your last girl was weird sexually so you will be a lil rusty now

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Tell her your last girl was weird sexually so you will be a lil rusty now

I ain't worried bout being rusty.

For the women that I actually care enough to please I make them cum by running on the clit first/great foreplay.

I used to always say "eh like a month ago".

We all know women say they hate male hoes yet will at a dude who been celibate for a few months.

 

[Marzupial]

I ain't worried bout being rusty.

For the women that I actually care enough to please I make them cum by running on the clit first/great foreplay.

I used to always say "eh like a month ago".

We all know women say they hate male hoes yet will at a dude who been celibate for a few months.

So if you ain't worried why did you ask that?

Just tell her you fukked some bytch last week isn't like she will investigate

 

[CarmelBarbie]

What does a chick mean when she says your boring but she does the same thing in and out everyday? Meanwhile you're trying different things in life. I don't get it

Your personality might be bland, and you might actually be boring compared to who she’s been with before.

She’s boring, so she wants a man that’s going to add some entertainment and excitement in her life. Sometimes we low key seek escapes from our lives, someone that can change it up a bit. She’s not leaving dates feeling butterflies, and excitement.

 

[semicko82]

Your personality might be bland, and you might actually be boring compared to who she’s been with before.

She’s boring, so she wants a man that’s going to add some entertainment and excitement in her life. Sometimes we low key seek escapes from our lives, someone that can change it up a bit. She’s not leaving dates feeling butterflies, and excitement.

I don't understand we have great chemistry and she's attracted to me, but it throws me for a loop when she calls me boring.

 

[CarmelBarbie]

I don't understand we have great chemistry and she's attracted to me, but it throws me for a loop when she calls me boring.

I mean she’s letting you know—you gotta change it up every now and then. Go on more exciting dates. Be unpredictable in personality randomly. Throw her through a loop, so that she doesn’t always know what she’s getting from you. And Expose her to something she’s never done. Teach her a couple of things about life.