Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

Ohene

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Same thing happened to me yesterday. Saw a chick with an incredible phatty at our Town center. Like it was just big. She looked Kenyan too (I do well with em).

Was gonna approach but I was on my lunch break and I wanted to be covert about the approach since mad coworkers were around.
its one of the worst feelings. just have to rest assured that another girl soon enough will come through and also catch your attn
 

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its one of the worst feelings. just have to rest assured that another girl soon enough will come through and also catch your attn

Lol, no doubt. A lot of chick’s catch my attention but Ole girl’ ass was just that phat. Like I was behooved to spit, this was a straight animalistic desire lol. Even if the answer was a No. I just needed absolute certainty that I would/wouldn’t tap that.

:russ:
 

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I'll give a better rundown tomorrow, cause I'm a bit gone, but here's how my night went

So I started off with a date with the dentist chick(hispanic/26) during happy hour. She was even badder in real life than in the pictures, which was good. So we hit it off real quick, and we started chattin it up with a lesbian couple near our table. My date went off to the bathroom, and I told the two ladies that it was our first date, and they agreed to help play wingman for me

So to make a long story short, while we were talking I got a text from the herbal shower chick. She asked me if she'd like to meet later on, and I agreed. My date with the dentist chick went on for another hour or so, before we wrapped it up..I ended up with the typical first date makeout session which ended up with a handjob in her car

So, while waiting for my uber to the herbal shower chick's house, I took an L :mjgrin: I was feeling myself, so I hit up a chick(black/25) I used to mess with a few months ago who popped into my mind for some reason. I asked her what she was doing next week, and she out here talking about, "I'm going to my boyfriend's birthday party" :shaq2:

I go to the herbal shower chick's(mixed race/36) house, and she greets me at the door in a bathrobe, and leads me inside. Her home smelt like strange herbs, weed, and some other indescribable hippe perfume. She took me into her bedroom, where we watched The Borgias(Recommended the show to her through text) for a few moments before we hit it off. We split some weed, half a bottle of whiskey, and she took me into the bathroom.

I don't know what was in the weed, or what was in the water :dead:, but I was almost in a state of trance while we were in the bath. Then afterwards, she was talking to me about Leonard Cohen, Iron and Wine, comic books, socialism, the power of silence, manifestation, and destiny. I spared most of the details for the sake of privacy and decorum, but yeah, a damn good night
 

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Went on an impromptu date with this chick I've been talking to for a week or so. She's a UX designer from Calgary. Asian of course:lolbron:, Slim aged 31, intelligent and stunning in the flesh and so bendy.

Well, I say a date it was more she also does circus performing as a hobby and she's been trying out street busking to get over performance anxiety. So she was going to be near me this evening so I said I'd drop by.

Anyway, we hit it off watched her busk for an hour then we went for a drink for 2 hours, went very well said goodnight to her. Had a long hug and went our separate ways. She has a big ass box with her hoops in and her parents are over until next week so no making a move but whatever. I want to fukk her though the positions would be crazy. What happened afterward was even funnier.

I walked her to the station and I was feeling in the mood for fries so stopped off at McDs waiting to make my order and I see this Asian chick come in about 30 secs after me. I feel I recognize her but don't say anything. A couple of months ago I was seeing this journalist chick, posted a pic of her in this thread. Anyway from the way she was acting she had obviously seen me. And since she hasn't messaged me in months she probably thought I'd sweat her in the store. This chick was frantically trying to look busy on her phone, no eye contact.

Anyway, our orders were ready around the same time she got her's first and she walked out of the store. I was a bit behind her but I'm not going to simp or do that hi how are you. So just let her walk off. The funny thing is earlier today I was randomly reading a story that was using her tweets so thought of her and me and my date this evening were talking about running into former lovers.

Just checked her IG and yep same jean jacket. No lie though this chicks p*ssy was A1 and her legs were looking tanned tonight, but when a chick no longer fukks with you for whatever reason you've got to keep your dignity and just let her be.

If she initiates contact we'll see, not expecting it though. Plus I have more than enough chicks to deal with

:pachaha:
 
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@Lord Scarf So I just saw the Chick who I mentioned earlier(Moroccan) shawty who ghosted me three weeks ago is now back on an online dating site(we met online) and it triggered me. Was gonna take a nap and chill today because I'm off from work but nah. Time to do some self improvement shyt. Felt my inner demon awaken. This the fuel I needed.:demonic:
 

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@Lord Scarf So I just saw the Chick who I mentioned earlier(Moroccan) shawty who ghosted me three weeks ago is now back on an online dating site(we met online) and it triggered me. Was gonna take a nap and chill today because I'm off from work but nah. Time to do some self improvement shyt. Felt my inner demon awaken. This the fuel I needed.:demonic:


Whenever a chick ghosts or disappears 99.99 percent of the time she has elevated another man and downgraded you or wants to go back to the buffet of old . Just imagine these chicks are prob getting like 50-100 msgs a day
 

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Whenever a chick ghosts or disappears 99.99 percent of the time she has elevated another man and downgraded you or wants to go back to the buffet of old . Just imagine these chicks are prob getting like 50-100 msgs a day
shyt crazy how we was really getting along and happy to all of a sudden her ghosting. I know exactly where I went wrong tho and thats the most important part.
 

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shyt crazy how we was really getting along and happy to all of a sudden her ghosting. I know exactly where I went wrong tho and thats the most important part.

Most of the time it's not anything you personally have done wrong though.

These women are just very fickle and can switch up in a matter of moments. It's just in their nature.
 

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I got a "good morning" text from the dentist lady I went out with last night.

We set up a second date last night. I actually really like her :ehh:

We both make good money, and she owns her own home(I don't. Rent a condo)
I feel like I should warn you not to get your hopes up. These chicks aren’t loyal and aren’t playing fair.
 
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