Jhoon
Spontaneous Mishaps and Hijinks
Maybe her phone is disconnected?Texted her two hours ago, and she ain’t hit me back yet but she tweeting.
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I don’t give a fukk tho. Told yall my tolerance the lowest it’s EVER beenMaybe her phone is disconnected?
Hit this white chick last sunday, and she kept trying to force me to link up yesterday talking about its her only her only free day.
bytch I don’t give a fucck I have shyt to do
It’s like they don’t comprehend that the world don’t revolve around them
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How you meet her?I don’t give a fukk tho. Told yall my tolerance the lowest it’s EVER been
Hit this white chick last sunday, and she kept trying to force me to link up yesterday talking about its her only her only free day.
bytch I don’t give a fucck I have shyt to do
It’s like they don’t comprehend that the world don’t revolve around them
I fukked her sister a few years ago
VertigoKnight
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Purposefully didnt message that chick from yesterday. And this morning she sent a message saying she loved finally meeting me and asking me if I want to grab another drink soon.
I suggested dinner and drinks at my place and she loves the sound of that. Arranging for next week.
When you get women who make it this open and easy you despair at the time wasters and flakes.
So far this feels pretty good.
I suggested dinner and drinks at my place and she loves the sound of that. Arranging for next week.
When you get women who make it this open and easy you despair at the time wasters and flakes.
So far this feels pretty good.
VertigoKnight
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Jhoon
Spontaneous Mishaps and Hijinks
Nah. That’s what some woman told me a couple months back when she went silent. She told me her phone was turned off.I don’t give a fukk tho. Told yall my tolerance the lowest it’s EVER been
Hit this white chick last sunday, and she kept trying to force me to link up yesterday talking about its her only her only free day.
bytch I don’t give a fucck I have shyt to do
It’s like they don’t comprehend that the world don’t revolve around them
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Jhoon
Spontaneous Mishaps and Hijinks
I just fukked an ex earlier and I’m about to go out with a chick who bores me. Wish me luck.
My current approach is to expect nothing and be surprised.
I want to tell a story about escalating to sex:
On a first date with a girl back home. We matched on Tinder and she texted me first. I normally blow Tinder chicks off, but I was a little tipsy so we started conversating. It was the basic routine (ask about her, all of that), and we exchanged Snapchats. We resumed convo the next morning, and the idea of hanging out that night was brought up at some point. She was at work that day, so I didn't press much. If she felt like making it happen, it would happen.
We stop texting around 3 and I don't hear from her again until 10 pm. At this point I'm Hulu'd Up with no intention of moving but she keeps talking about wanting to cuddle with me. Fine, I'm coming over. She couldn't tell I was serious until I was sending pictures of my walk. She became more receptive to the idea of me coming straight over after I reminded her that I'd be going back out of town tomorrow. She asked me to hold off until her mom left for work late in the night, so I did.
Fast forward to 3:45 am and I'm not really checking for her at that point as she went silent. Suddenly, a text hits my line. We're a go, so I hit her apartment with the quickness. She brings me in and I'm surprised to see her, her sister, and her sister's boytoy in the living room. Damn, I didn't sign up for a group date. Anyway, I say fukk all nothing and sit next to her on the couch while they put on a movie. She offers me water and I accept. We watched the movie for about two hours, while doing nothing much except for sitting close to one another. Disturbia, it was pretty good.
The movie's over and her sister and the boyfriend are moving in and out of the living room now. That's when I start making moves. Arm around her shoulder, she's there for it. Lift her chin and kiss her, no problem. We escalate further and she's straight up fondling me under the blanket when I ask her about her room. She decides to just get up and lead me there.
We lay up in her bed and I follow the standard formula. Kiss, kiss the neck, lift the shirt, lick the titties, fingering, oral if she wants it, dikk in vagina. Pretty much works every time. She goes for it until I take her pajama pants off. If I recall correctly, she wasn't even wearing panties. I look at her and ask what's wrong. She looks and me and says that this is technically her first time. I'm not sure what technically means in that context, but it sure did feel like it was her first time.
On a first date with a girl back home. We matched on Tinder and she texted me first. I normally blow Tinder chicks off, but I was a little tipsy so we started conversating. It was the basic routine (ask about her, all of that), and we exchanged Snapchats. We resumed convo the next morning, and the idea of hanging out that night was brought up at some point. She was at work that day, so I didn't press much. If she felt like making it happen, it would happen.
We stop texting around 3 and I don't hear from her again until 10 pm. At this point I'm Hulu'd Up with no intention of moving but she keeps talking about wanting to cuddle with me. Fine, I'm coming over. She couldn't tell I was serious until I was sending pictures of my walk. She became more receptive to the idea of me coming straight over after I reminded her that I'd be going back out of town tomorrow. She asked me to hold off until her mom left for work late in the night, so I did.
Fast forward to 3:45 am and I'm not really checking for her at that point as she went silent. Suddenly, a text hits my line. We're a go, so I hit her apartment with the quickness. She brings me in and I'm surprised to see her, her sister, and her sister's boytoy in the living room. Damn, I didn't sign up for a group date. Anyway, I say fukk all nothing and sit next to her on the couch while they put on a movie. She offers me water and I accept. We watched the movie for about two hours, while doing nothing much except for sitting close to one another. Disturbia, it was pretty good.
The movie's over and her sister and the boyfriend are moving in and out of the living room now. That's when I start making moves. Arm around her shoulder, she's there for it. Lift her chin and kiss her, no problem. We escalate further and she's straight up fondling me under the blanket when I ask her about her room. She decides to just get up and lead me there.
We lay up in her bed and I follow the standard formula. Kiss, kiss the neck, lift the shirt, lick the titties, fingering, oral if she wants it, dikk in vagina. Pretty much works every time. She goes for it until I take her pajama pants off. If I recall correctly, she wasn't even wearing panties. I look at her and ask what's wrong. She looks and me and says that this is technically her first time. I'm not sure what technically means in that context, but it sure did feel like it was her first time.
Some rules I was following:
Again, respond to compliments with compliments. I didn't call her cute until she said as much about me over Snapchat, but after exchanging positive words the tone of our whole interaction shifted.
If you're going out of town soon, press your advantage. Horny girls will meet up with you easier if you put them in a bind like this. You can even lie about it if you want, but that's not really my style. Letting her know you won't be around forever makes it that much more likely that she'll let you close fast.
No nudes, no dikk pics. Many guys, especially younger ones, will get the snap or phone number with sexual thoughts in mind and start requesting/sending nudes. Just don't. You ruin all of the mystery and intrigue. When you're breaking a brick in martial arts, you don't aim for the brick itself. You aim for the floor underneath the brick. Getting nudes isn't good enough, so there's no reason to get them at all. Skip that shyt and watch yourself have sex more often.
Push for the date. Pretty self explanatory, but you gotta find a way to ask for the meet up at some point. Take whatever context they will give you. This girl in particular advertised her love of cuddling. Sure baby, let's do it.
Patience. Patience. Patience. Patience. This girl would stop texting for hours at a time. Did that make me give up? No. Did that make me start blowing her damn phone up? Also no. As a general rule, never double text any one. I wouldn't die by that rule or anything, but it's a good way to prevent obvious fukk ups. Let her do her thing. If she really wants you to break her down, she'll eventually come around.
Accept everything she offers (within reason). When a girl offers you something, never say no. If you say no to what women offer you a lot, and you start saying yes, you'll be surprised at how warm, receptive, and feminine women become around you. Women are an inherently selfish species. If she's offering you anything, even if it seems fukking worthless, it's actually because she's really feeling you. Say yes to what she offers you every chance you get. I didn't even drink the fukking water.
Never panic. 3:45 am for sex? No problem. More people than I was expecting? Not a problem. Your first time? shyt, we all have our first time at some time. Ice runs through your veins, always.
The actual escalation: you don't need permission to kiss her. Depending on how much she's feeling you, some will let you do it immediately, and some will give you Hell before they allow it. After the kiss, the rest becomes easier. Progress to her neck, then lift her shirt. It's easier to get to her p*ssy if you go through her nipples first. It's about loosening her up before you go for home plate. Fingering first always makes it easier to get the pants off. If you handle everything like a smooth operator, she will let you hit. I don't care what number date it is.
Again, respond to compliments with compliments. I didn't call her cute until she said as much about me over Snapchat, but after exchanging positive words the tone of our whole interaction shifted.
If you're going out of town soon, press your advantage. Horny girls will meet up with you easier if you put them in a bind like this. You can even lie about it if you want, but that's not really my style. Letting her know you won't be around forever makes it that much more likely that she'll let you close fast.
No nudes, no dikk pics. Many guys, especially younger ones, will get the snap or phone number with sexual thoughts in mind and start requesting/sending nudes. Just don't. You ruin all of the mystery and intrigue. When you're breaking a brick in martial arts, you don't aim for the brick itself. You aim for the floor underneath the brick. Getting nudes isn't good enough, so there's no reason to get them at all. Skip that shyt and watch yourself have sex more often.
Push for the date. Pretty self explanatory, but you gotta find a way to ask for the meet up at some point. Take whatever context they will give you. This girl in particular advertised her love of cuddling. Sure baby, let's do it.
Patience. Patience. Patience. Patience. This girl would stop texting for hours at a time. Did that make me give up? No. Did that make me start blowing her damn phone up? Also no. As a general rule, never double text any one. I wouldn't die by that rule or anything, but it's a good way to prevent obvious fukk ups. Let her do her thing. If she really wants you to break her down, she'll eventually come around.
Accept everything she offers (within reason). When a girl offers you something, never say no. If you say no to what women offer you a lot, and you start saying yes, you'll be surprised at how warm, receptive, and feminine women become around you. Women are an inherently selfish species. If she's offering you anything, even if it seems fukking worthless, it's actually because she's really feeling you. Say yes to what she offers you every chance you get. I didn't even drink the fukking water.
Never panic. 3:45 am for sex? No problem. More people than I was expecting? Not a problem. Your first time? shyt, we all have our first time at some time. Ice runs through your veins, always.
The actual escalation: you don't need permission to kiss her. Depending on how much she's feeling you, some will let you do it immediately, and some will give you Hell before they allow it. After the kiss, the rest becomes easier. Progress to her neck, then lift her shirt. It's easier to get to her p*ssy if you go through her nipples first. It's about loosening her up before you go for home plate. Fingering first always makes it easier to get the pants off. If you handle everything like a smooth operator, she will let you hit. I don't care what number date it is.
Date went really well. She was extra fine out of them work clothes and in her dressy shyt, had me likeDate on Friday night is set with the chick in my building, Did a little preliminary investigation on her
, realized she’s an actual lawyer and works for the law firm in my building, so I know she got her own bag
, hopefully things go well so I can have a strong candidate for cuffing season 2019
. Conversation flowed, laughed, learned that we grew not far from each other so we basically reminisced on the old Atlanta. I’d like for this to continue, but you know how women be, they ass can disappear without notice.
Hopefully this shyt works out, if not, on to the next.
Yup this is the way
I never message a chick after a meetup anymore. If she’s interested she will always message first when she’s ready
Women speak in the grey if she doesn’t hit you back she wasn’t interested at a high level
Yeah you can message and prob get a message etc but the interest isn’t really there.
Crazy last week this time my phone was blowing up, was meeting chicks left right and center and now nothing .
.Jhoon
Spontaneous Mishaps and Hijinks
How does one build a silo for women? How can I build up a p*ssy reserve?Crazy last week this time my phone was blowing up, was meeting chicks left right and center and now nothing