Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Brandsdale]

Out making money. Getting dikked down by the creme. This is a good time to be a woman.

Bad time for an underemployed, single male.

Makes sense tbh

Only problem however; cost of living in big cities keeps rising while wages stay stagnant. A lot of women might look at that article and assume by the headline that their lifestyle fits (but they don’t work in a STEM career) and might take up this mindset without realizing you kiiiinda need a partner to help subsidize you. Lotta folks out here in Toronto making 40,50, even 60K while housing market went up 6% this year and if you wanna peep how much an average home costs:

You can live in an apartment for the rest of your life or hit the lotto for all I care but what happens when you start thinking of home ownership? Or better yet, owning your apartment?

You can do whatever the hell you want in the internet age, but there’s also two things called Reality and finances.


BUT on the other hand the dating game is so outta control maybe this solution makes more sense for women and alleviates paranoia and heartbreak for them since women are generally sick dealing with men

 

[360dagod]

I have really good friends who are women, and I just said goodbye to a woman who stayed the night


What’s so bad about that?

Good female friends help you avoid the potholes in life and invite you places...

 

[FLATOP]

Weird story but my girl's p*ssy felt completely different this past weekend. The texture, viscosity, etc.

Has anyone ever experienced this?

 

[VertigoKnight]

Weird story but my girl's p*ssy felt completely different this past weekend. The texture, viscosity, etc.

Has anyone ever experienced this?

Has she just come off her period?

 

[FLATOP]

Has she just come off her period?

I was thinking it was a cycle thing but after 1.5 years of sex i thought i had seen every phase of the moon

 

[DeuceZ]

Weird story but my girl's p*ssy felt completely different this past weekend. The texture, viscosity, etc.

Has anyone ever experienced this?

Might be sharing that girl breh

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

So i work security at a strip center right; its this restaurant i always take my break in, use the restroom and get free soda at. Its this girl that work there that always be cheesin and waving when i come in. I talk to her a lil and thats about it. Recently when i be getting to work, she always asking me "where my candy at?". Last week (i only see her on tuesdays) i told her "i left it at walmart ".

Today she asls me again. I tell her "uhh you gotta gimme the money first " she tells me "you gotta love me first " while carrying stuff to the back.

She bout a 9/10 to me. Her face looks good, her body is tight (she built like a slim cheerleader with a bubble), but my only thing is she Hispanic.


Ima coli militant so i cant be talking this black uplifting shyt and bang no mexican broad.


@skeetsinternal

 

[VertigoKnight]

So i work security at a strip center right; its this restaurant i always take my break in, use the restroom and get free soda at. Its this girl that work there that always be cheesin and waving when i come in. I talk to her a lil and thats about it. Recently when i be getting to work, she always asking me "where my candy at?". Last week (i only see her on tuesdays) i told her "i left it at walmart ".

Today she asls me again. I tell her "uhh you gotta gimme the money first " she tells me "you gotta love me first " while carrying stuff to the back.

She bout a 9/10 to me. Her face looks good, her body is tight (she built like a slim cheerleader with a bubble), but my only thing is she Hispanic.


Ima coli militant so i cant be talking this black uplifting shyt and bang no mexican broad.


@skeetsinternal

You ain't heard breh no such thing as militancy in the bedroom

p*ssy is p*ssy.

Get it in.

:mjcrazy:

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

You ain't heard breh no such thing as militancy in the bedroom

p*ssy is p*ssy.

Get it in.

:mjcrazy:

I cant sit there and contradict myself.
Imagine Malcolm talking all that shyt and then layed up with a white woman


She proly was just playing anyway.

 

[Chris Cool]

So i work security at a strip center right; its this restaurant i always take my break in, use the restroom and get free soda at. Its this girl that work there that always be cheesin and waving when i come in. I talk to her a lil and thats about it. Recently when i be getting to work, she always asking me "where my candy at?". Last week (i only see her on tuesdays) i told her "i left it at walmart ".

Today she asls me again. I tell her "uhh you gotta gimme the money first " she tells me "you gotta love me first " while carrying stuff to the back.

She bout a 9/10 to me. Her face looks good, her body is tight (she built like a slim cheerleader with a bubble), but my only thing is she Hispanic.


Ima coli militant so i cant be talking this black uplifting shyt and bang no mexican broad.


@skeetsinternal

Use coli logic in real life, brehs.

 

[Brandsdale]

the social media argument with girls is so fukkin tiresome man

 

[MikelArteta]

met up with that chick for that jazz thing, arrived and she said she paid for my ticket i asked how much and she's like don't worry about it I invited you so we chilled and talked for a few hours it was raining so we were under the umbrella, show ended and she offered to drive me home said sure and she did

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Use coli logic in real life, brehs.

What coli logic am i using?

 

[Chris Cool]

What coli logic am i using?

Ima coli militant so i cant be talking this black uplifting shyt and bang no mexican broad.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

So being pro black is coli logic now?