Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[fkthisgaysite]

These goofy ass broads...

I need sum help mane, fukk it.

These godt damn broads be initiating conversation with ME right?

T h e y be tha first to get sexual, right?

Then...every single time without fail: "so0o0o0o u want relationship or like what u want with me??"

You ol simple salad ass bimbo YOU popped tha fukk up in MY life like KFC poppers bytch i aint initiate shyt

Dawg they killin me wit this shyt. This why i used to just stay to my damn self and not get involved.

 

[Rich Spirit]

Mannnn, there's some women out there that just wants to fukk you and nothing more. Case in point, there's this chick that works in my work building and I usually just say hi to her and keep it moving. So about two weeks ago, she straight up asked for my number and said that she's getting a new job somewhere else and that I should hit her up sometime. We began texting the next couple days and judging from her texts i knew she was DTF. I invited her over this past Saturday, we started making out, she sucked me up, then I smashed Didn't take her out on one date or anything. She just wanted the D.

 

[twan83]

These goofy ass broads...

I need sum help mane, fukk it.

These godt damn broads be initiating conversation with ME right?

T h e y be tha first to get sexual, right?

Then...every single time without fail: "so0o0o0o u want relationship or like what u want with me??"

You ol simple salad ass bimbo YOU popped tha fukk up in MY life like KFC poppers bytch i aint initiate shyt

Dawg they killin me wit this shyt. This why i used to just stay to my damn self and not get involved.

Really simple not sure y u getting bent out of shape breh
Most guys cant even get females to initiate convos or sex be grateful u can pull that off

Anyways like I said it's simple if you just wanna fukk nothing more tell em straight up i ain't looking for a relationship I'm just having fun being single u down to be fukk buddies

If u want a relationship then tell em that but take it a day at a time and go from there to see if they worthy enough for u so u can call them ur girl

 

[Balla]

What are you suggesting asap a date or you and them smashing?

A date

 

[PewPew]

I feel like I’m wasting women

Let me explain

I can pull chicks with relative ease, but it’s like once I get them, I don’t want them anymore. It seems like I lose women as fast as I get them out of sheer boredom.

My larger issue, and the reason why I made this post, is because I am running through GOOD women. Women with their own everything looking for a man to settle down with. The type of Professional black women with good jobs looking to build a stable black household.

My latest fling just broke up with me. I was supposed to go see her tonight but I bailed because I have family in town. She wants “space.” The truth is I don’t give a fukk because I’ve been texting several other chicks. Sometimes in her bed right after we’ve had sex and she went to the bathroom to wipe my nut off her ass or face.

I really want to care, but it’s hard when my exes keep throwing it at me, and I’m constantly meeting new chicks. I feel like I’ll never get married because I can’t commit.

I’m scared to keep meeting women because they fall for me, I fukk for a couple months, then I find something new. Meanwhile they’re thinking about forever.

I say I want something more, and when I get it, I fukk it up.

I don’t wanna be a skeets type of guy, but I am never satisfied.

I don’t know what to do...

 

[Sonny Bonds]

You say your don't want to be like Skeets, but you already are.

 

[Vinny Lupton]

Long time no post crehs, hello
Just came to say I been bushing women for the slightest infraction and I honestly feel better about it this way

**some of them before even fukking** which I feel like is progress

 

[fkthisgaysite]

Really simple not sure y u getting bent out of shape breh
Most guys cant even get females to initiate convos or sex be grateful u can pull that off

Anyways like I said it's simple if you just wanna fukk nothing more tell em straight up i ain't looking for a relationship I'm just having fun being single u down to be fukk buddies

If u want a relationship then tell em that but take it a day at a time and go from there to see if they worthy enough for u so u can call them ur girl

I didnt elaborate enough but perhaps it could be as simple as you sayin.

I get bent out of shape cuz I dont do the lil word games and mind games and shyt. Almost word for word what you just said to me is what I texted a broad tonight.

Adding on to this, these broads be sayin they want to have fun and this and that...yaddayadda

Mane before we even meet they jumpin to relationships and wanting "more". bytch more of fukking WHAT we just started talking.

Mane...jus gettin to tha point I be doin what you said and these broads cant take that shyt. It causes me to lose my patience cuz as I stated in the post you quoted....they initiated ALL that...

Itd be different if *I* hit them up but i didnt. These weird ass broads be coming out of tha air tryin to take shyt over.

shyt ill keep it to myself tho you right about that my g.

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

I'm about to be 25 in a few weeks. And boy I am glad that I'm learning at an early age about women. Like I'm glad I don't have kids nor am I married yet.

Saturday night I went to my buddies bar and it was only the bartender and her friend. She said since no one else was around we could smoke our wax pen. So we were in there getting drunk and high so i was chillen

Then the bartender and her friend started a conversation that had me like

Bartender's friend was talking about how the guy she hung out with was cool but hes too nice. I hopped in the convo like see this is why women are trash.

Both chicks laughed it off and they tried to reason my argument with how they are independent women with kids

Then they continued to talk about other shyt like how: some dudes tried to pay all their bills, how many guys are in their dms, how there are plenty of young men in their dms (these women were like 30), and recent incidents where they rejected some dudes. I'm sitting there like

Another breh walks in, orders a drink, and goes back outside.

The bartender was like: "if he hollers at me don't laugh at me guys seriously.."

I respond with: oh you know him?

She laughs and says no.... like bytch why you throwing shade at breh for minding his business?

Breh comes back in. We sitting there talking for a little bit. Breh isn't from our town so he asks whats the next to go to bar. The ladies tell him and my buddy is like lets go there and I'm down to go. The ladies tell us they will meet us there.

They show up at the bar an hour later with that breh and then they just ditch him. I ask one of them is he outside smoking and one of the chicks say.. "I don't know where he went. We just offered a ride for him here. We don't know how hes getting to his next destination but we saved him from spending money to get here."


I guess that was fair

We go outside of this bar.. drinking and smoking... (me, my friend, the bartender, her friend)

We sitting there chillen and then a crazy ass storm comes and it's fukking wild...

I'm like lets dip out breh. We told the ladies peace and they kind of had this shocked face that we were dipping out before them.

It was as if they expected us to holler at them ... I'm not saying they would have let us hit but it was more of some shyt like they were just shocked we didn't even try. As if they were shocked the guys left them there before they could leave us there type shyts.

I know it sounds wild but after their convos i wouldn't be surprised.


Moral of the story is women aint shyt

 

[African_brehda]

Brehs how y'all go about making your intentions clear?

How do you let them know you're not here to play that friend shyt...both via text and in person.

Do y'all have a go to line?

 

[Soundbwoy]

I’m currently having an argument with this girl because she wants to help me move

 

[semicko82]

Yep I agree breh, I’ve fukked two girls off the hinge app since I’ve downloded it last month but I’m just not feeling that shyt, would prefer to get to know a woman in person, feels more authentic to me tbh, I start college in August so I’m trying to improve my mouthpiece so I can simply just walk up to hoes on campus and start spitting game, do you have any advice for a young breh? Only time I can approach random girls is when I am under the influence of drugs or alcohol, but I’m done with both

You not going to the military anymore

 

[Balla]

Brehs how y'all go about making your intentions clear?

How do you let them know you're not here to play that friend shyt...both via text and in person.

Do y'all have a go to line?

Ask them on a date or to chill, don’t be a texting buddy.

I don’t text for shyt and tried the texting a lot thing and there’s really no way for it to not feel platonic unless you talk about some sex shyt out of nowhere or she does.

 

[Goon for hire]

You not going to the military anymore

Nah I backed out of my contract a couple weeks ago, my uncle was telling me I need to go the college route since I want to ultimately be an officer, he got me connected to the navy rotc instructor at N.C. state, so I’m gonna do the rotc shyt and try to get a active duty commission in a few years

 

[Balla]

Nah I backed out of my contract a couple weeks ago, my uncle was telling me I need to go the college route since I want to ultimately be an officer, he got me connected to the navy rotc instructor at N.C. state, so I’m gonna do the rotc shyt and try to get a active duty commission in a few years

Are you the dude that was going to college to play ball?