Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

Lord Bison

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:russ: That sucks you had to hear some sob story just to get some a$$.

That was just the cliff notes version too. :snoop:

What i didnt bring up was the story about why she moved to Texas. She moved from Bumfukk, Alabama because allegedly her ex burned down her house. So she had to move her and her 4 kids here.

Now granted the only reason why I entertained this is because she had a fat ass and it looked like a layup. But when I heard her story, it was probably best that I didnt put no effort into that because she was probably the one who did all that and I aint trying to get my crib lit on fire. :whoa:
 
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Peter Popoff

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That was just the cliff notes version too. :snoop:

What i didnt bring up was the story about why she moved to Texas. She moved from Bumfukk, Alabama because allegedly her ex burned down her house. So she had to move her and her 4 kids here.

Now grantes the only reason why I entertained this is because she had a fat ass and it looked like a layup. But when I heard her story, it was probably best that I didnt put no effort into that because she was probably the one who did all that and I aint trying to get my crib lit on fire. :whoa:
These bytches is crazy mayne. If it ain't benefiting you, don't fukk with em.
 

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That was just the cliff notes version too. :snoop:

What i didnt bring up was the story about why she moved to Texas. She moved from Bumfukk, Alabama because allegedly her ex burned down her house. So she had to move her and her 4 kids here.

Now granted the only reason why I entertained this is because she had a fat ass and it looked like a layup. But when I heard her story, it was probably best that I didnt put no effort into that because she was probably the one who did all that and I aint trying to get my crib lit on fire. :whoa:
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Lol been talking on and off with this Taiwanese chick for the last three days. Aired her yesterday after she said she wanted to be friends.

This evening she was on me hard on whatsapp told her I should come and see her. She was like really...
I say yeah, we can talk...

Currently on the way to her place. PAAGs rarely invite men to their houses after 9 unless they know what they want...

:shaq:


We smashed.

Thought I fouled it up by moving too fast, but pulled it round, was a good night. Low key I could tell she comes from money but is a very bookish homebody, shes in Van to do her PHD.

Anyway what really mattered was.

Her pu**y aesthetics, the tightness, The doggy style :wow: her breasts were crazy when she was riding me cowgirl. Could feel her legs twitching multiple times. I had to stop and start as the feel of her almost had me busting quick.

Decided to stay the night. As with these kind of women you don't want them to feel like you've just hit and run.

40 mins later settling down to go to sleep when she starts up again, gets on top of me and we smash a second time. This time raw.

:whoo: I couldn't resist. Pulled out though :whoa:

She's off to Japan next Saturday, but has made it clear she wants to see me again, so i'll pencil in another visit before she leaves. As I need to doggy her again was too good.
 

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Skyn condoms work for me.

You answered before I did. Got the girl I pretty much ignored last night. She a doctor and fine as fukk. I’m chilling (her third time coming to my house after 9) when we getting hot and heavy. p*ssy dripping and she looks at me and says let’s go slow. I’m like....ok :unsure: tells me I mean go slow when you sliding in. Tells me get naked and get on bed, services me then tells me I have condoms in my jacket. Grab em. We went for about 5 hours of off and on. Now she says she can’t stop thinking about me pumping her p*ssy deep. Me either :therethere: went through her Skyns then I grabbed my box out my back bathroom closet. We fukked again , one for the road :tongue:

She coming back tomorrow. Mission accomplished :tu::cool::salute:
 
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VertigoKnight

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shyt kinda corny, i dont know if i can do it without looking like a goof

Yeah it's why I didn't do it before.

But I found a video I had of me waving that I'd sent to some chick and just looped it.

The women I match says it makes me look good natured and sexy.

Put it this way the chick I messed with on Sunday and the chick I fukked yesterday both liked me off the loop.
 
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